The House Of The Rising Crap (Photo Four)

Photo by John Hoff

Here is the door (the one pictured behind Brian) now boarded with something I found over by the garden. Note how well it matches! My best work EVER.

And then I threw crap in front of it, the better to discourage somebody from entering. The steps are wet from the five gallons or so of rainwater I dumped out from the pink cooler. Now THAT was just going to breed mosquitoes, come summer.

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