Mess Left Behind At The Apartment Complex Of Anarchy (Photo Six)

Photo by John Hoff

I was sitting here and thinking and tripping on the thought of a house which would have, like, a living room with GRASS inside...long grass with dandelions and all that...only it would be completely artificial and simulated INSIDE YOUR HOUSE just like carpet.

There is already such a thing as artificial grass, of course, but it's nothing like the real thing. What if you could simulate the look and feel of a real yard...right down to the texture and the smell of grass and dandelions...and have that yard inside your house, where you could park your chair and watch a big screen television? (Which would appear from the trunk of a tree, once again a highly realistic simulation of the trunk of a giant redwood!)

Oh, wait. Look what I see.

It's Evil Pink Pony hiding in front of the yellow garbage can! THERE! You see him?!

Evil Pink Pony is the one who has gotten me thinking these weird, trippy, unproductive thoughts about GRASS.

Never mind.

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