Blog post and photo by John HoffA federal court jury of nine men and women, good and true, returned a verdict at approximately 4:05 PM today, finding that Council Member Don Samuels DID NOT violate the civil rights of notorious loon-at-large Alfred "Al" Flowers, nor assault Flowers.
The same jury did find...
Don Samuels was acting in his capacity as a public official ("under color of law") but for purposes of the verdict it did not matter, since Don Samuels DID NOT assault Al Flowers by backing up to Flowers and stepping on Flowers' toes in violation of Al Flowers First Amendment rights. (Flowers states his big toes both lack toenails, ewww)
Testimony by Ben Myers and his law partner, Dokor Dejvongsa, that Council Member Don Samuels had deliberately stepped on the feet of Al Flowers was apparently found NOT CREDITABLE by the jury, surprise surprise. The trial relied heavily on two video tapes which captured the incident, albeit from imperfect angles, as well as four 911 calls made after Flowers twice shoved Don Samuels from behind. On one of the calls, Flowers could be clearly heard heard in the background raving like a madman as Jordan resident Vladimir Monroe summoned police.
Al Flowers and his attorney, Jill Clark, were not present at the reading of the verdict. City Attorney James A. Moore was present.
Many, many more details to follow in future blog posts.
The same jury did find...
Don Samuels was acting in his capacity as a public official ("under color of law") but for purposes of the verdict it did not matter, since Don Samuels DID NOT assault Al Flowers by backing up to Flowers and stepping on Flowers' toes in violation of Al Flowers First Amendment rights. (Flowers states his big toes both lack toenails, ewww)
Testimony by Ben Myers and his law partner, Dokor Dejvongsa, that Council Member Don Samuels had deliberately stepped on the feet of Al Flowers was apparently found NOT CREDITABLE by the jury, surprise surprise. The trial relied heavily on two video tapes which captured the incident, albeit from imperfect angles, as well as four 911 calls made after Flowers twice shoved Don Samuels from behind. On one of the calls, Flowers could be clearly heard heard in the background raving like a madman as Jordan resident Vladimir Monroe summoned police.
Al Flowers and his attorney, Jill Clark, were not present at the reading of the verdict. City Attorney James A. Moore was present.
Many, many more details to follow in future blog posts.
Hopefully the City will go after court costs and attorney's fees. Make Al and Jill pay for other people time.
ReplyDeleteIt is now clear the Federal district court and the jury are in on the conspiracy to oust JM and the old board. You would think that sooner or later these people would understand that this was/is a global conspiracy and runs not only to the White House and the the Kremlin, but to Ho-Chi-min city and beyond. Jordan and the JACC board are the keystone to unlocking the secrets of the universe and must be protected at all costs from the Flowerians,the Bejaminians, and most of all the Clarktasians and the Mooronians. Where is Hans-Solo when you need him?
ReplyDeleteMore details to follow? Who cares?
ReplyDeleteLOL @anon 9:24pm
ReplyDeleteWho cares you ask? Oh, people care. They care a lot and I'm going to make a point of writing every detail for the readership and the historic record.
ReplyDeleteOook. You bang out those articles. We all so want to spend our time reading what a nit-wit writes about a lunatic. Maybe you'll even get some pudding at bedtime if you're good.
ReplyDeleteSince we're talking about being kicked out of meetings, here is a meeting JNS got kicked out of for pulling an Al Flowers:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tcdailyplanet.net/news/2009/12/30/fjelde-house-gone-still-protected
And here's the difference between Al Flowers and John Hoff - when John got purposefully disruptive (like Al Flowers) and was told to leave - he left on his own. And he didn't sue anybody.
ReplyDeleteSorry NP, there is no difference between John Hoff and Al Flowers. They both just want a soapbox and a lot of public attention.
ReplyDeleteIts odd that you find an all white jury in Minnesota, where there is only 4.5% black population. Of that 4.5% only 60% are registered voters, meaning able to become a juror. (www.census.gov) How can anyone support this guy? Its clearly not a race issue until people like you make it one!
ReplyDeleteDr. Demento(Who masquerades as Nurse Betty at night) has just performed a self diagnosis and it has been dicovererd upon his analysis that he suffers from latent cognitive dissonance.He doesn't follow his own advice and keeps repeating past behaviors while expecting different results.Do as i say not as i do .He reads you daily, John, and he actually believes you are a Rhodes Scholar.He says he SO wants to absorb everything you may speculate on.He is so original that he steals a moniker used by an old washed up Disc Jockey.I think Dr. Pimento was Dreaming he was eating chocolate pudding and he woke up with a spoon in his ass. Boathead wishes everyone a mellow Jell-o day.
ReplyDeleteThank you Michael J. Boathead for those words of the irrational mind.
ReplyDeleteAfter John corrects your spelling, he can give you a nice cup of warm milk and take you back to your group home. You wouldn't want to miss your pudding.
Anonameass obviously has a pudding fetish so the remark about the spoon in his ass must have been right on. My spelling is okay and my ability to rationalize assholes like you may not get me selected as a member of Mensa,but i guarantee you that your reality is an accumulation of bizarre attempts to acquire testicles by any means.You are confusing normal with something you have no ability to discern.Now get back to prying that spoon out of your cavernous anal passage.
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