Mugshot, available even on the other side of the frigging PLANET, therefore public domain, blog post by John Hoff
I am just about to depart Ali Al Salem, Kuwait, on my way home from Afghanistan for R&R. I am posting this information fair and square so Level Three Sex Offender Peter "Spanky Pete" Rickmyer and his attorney Jill Clark have a shot at...
...serving me with Rule 9 frivolous litigant Rickmyer's bat s*** crazy psuedo legal paperwork, which also names the current and former head of the Minnesota State Department of Corrections. As I take my stateside R&R, I will be posting truthful, tantilizing clues about my location on a fairly regular basis for the entertainment of my readers, who are undoubtedly entertained by this sort of thing. Indeed, Rickmyer's constant failed attempts to legally serve me have become quite the mythic saga.
Oops, did I say "mythic saga?"
Regular readers know what THAT means!
Click here for the song O! Fortuna!
We already know you aren't even coming to Minnesota for your leave, so we won't be getting in a tizzy about trying to serve you. Enjoy your leave and don't waste your time on your stupid little game.
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ReplyDeleteCongrats on winning the North Dakota Sioux logo fight. I'm sure you'll have a post on that one of these days. I'm sure your efforts back in the day went a long way towards eliminating Siouxper Dogs....anyways, wanted to know if you heard that news...
To Maybe I'm Jill, Maybe I'm Not...
ReplyDeleteBut since I don't KNOW if you're Jill, and I don't KNOW whether or not my little game will put you in a tizzy (or not) I just have to go ahead on the assumption that you're NOT Jill and the game WILL put you in a tizzy and you might try to serve me!
Allow me to add:
Watering hole.
Atlanta Airport.
Drinking unsweetened ice tea, and firing up my wireless internet plan, woooooooooo!
To Karl,
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in Kuwait on the way here, I scored you a great "book on tape" about a guy who drove a motorcycle powered on vegetable oil all over Australia, I think it was.
Want to mail it to you. Text me your address, not sure if the one I have is current.
If you talk to our mutual friend whose name starts with a "G" and he cares about animals, let him know I'm overwhelmed with email and will answer him within a day or two if he sent me a reply to my last.
Location update: Sitting like a sitting duck in the same place, needing a refill on my iced tea.
Oh, regarding the Fighting Sioux logo...
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, Karl, that battle has been "won" so many times but the other side always find a workaround, like the stuff passed by the North Dakota state legislature saying UND was REQUIRED to continue using the logo, or legal language to that effect. I refuse to cheer reports of "victory." I've heard it too many times.
But, yes, I'm sure me and the others who carried a coffin in the Engelstad Arena during the protest on opening day were the whole reason the issue was "won." That and my thesis about the logo being a symbolic decapitated head.
Damn it. I really need a refill.
ReplyDeleteYou're like a dog chasing its own tail. No one cares where you are. But knowing you're hiding from imaginary process servers is funny.
ReplyDeleteGlad you are entertained.
ReplyDeleteEating sushi in Hattiesburg, Mississippi at the moment. It's Asian buffet style so, well, I think I will be here for a good long while... a sitting duck for process servers served up with duck sauce on the side!
Won't have to look over my shoulder, though, since I'm facing the front door.
@ Do we care?
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you someone who care...
"Maybe I'm Jill, Maybe I'm not..."
When you get back for good i will help you, and i mean it this time, full force. It kind of affects me in a weird way when someone fucks with an active military member who is putting his life on the line. It is high time that this perverted motherfucker is put in his place. Pete, you sorry motherfucker,all of your childhood stories from the people that either put up with your ass or kicked your ass will be published. Remember 2nd avenue? Sue does, Mark does, Nancy does, and a whole lot of people that went to Lincoln and North do also. Remember your former neighbors from 2nd avenue north? They remember you and a couple of them would like to say hi and talk about the past. Rehash old, but not forgotten memories. So, raise hell cholo champ. Ralph Edwards hosted a show called This Is Your Life and you will soon be the featured guest. Good Afternoon.
ReplyDeleteOne has to wonder: Our hard working troops spend at least a year over seas defending our country in the middle east before they get any leave. How come you get leave after just a couple of months? And why do you get to fly in the comfort of a commercial airlines when the real soldiers fly on a troop transport?
ReplyDeleteMakes we wonder if you're full of crap? Or a real soldier?
My vote says your full of it, and just looking to boost readers on this dead, readerless blog.
To Anonymous At 8:33 PM.
ReplyDeleteYou obviously know next to nothing about the military or R&R leave.
First of all, troops fly commercial airlines all the time as you would know from looking around any major airport, many of which have USOs. Some airports see a lot more troops than others because they are main hubs for troop transport overseas and returning from R&R.
I could name a few such airports, but I'm paranoid about OPSEC, so I won't.
Furthermore, I flew military flights all the way to Kuwait, aboard a Chinook, a Sikorsky, and a C-17. The "commercial" flight out of Kuwait was chartered by the military and was all soldiers, but it was comfortable enough. I had a window seat by luck of the draw and watched "Tron" on the inflight movie.
Next, in regard to R&R leave: not all soldiers can take R&R leave at once, so all the times have to be filled in for the year deployment. Since my son still has some school vacation left, I put in for leave during this time frame and I got it. When I get back, I will have a long stretch but oh well.
Don't you watch the news with the homecomings of soldiers and hear about soldiers taking leave, and they still have "five months to go" or "six months to go" or whatever?
So what is that? Is that soldier on a 17 month or 18 month deployment? Or did they take leave part of the way through the year deployment?
Furthermore, a year deployment may include months or weeks stateside training up prior to deployment. Actual time in the combat theater may be only 9 months.
Go ahead, troll. Have yourself a great time trying to prove I'm not deployed to Afghanistan. I will enjoy watching your face twitch.
Anonameass 8:33 must be a card carrying member of "Haven't been there,haven't done that", or, suspiciously, someone who entered the military around 1979...around July actually. Sworn in after gaming the recruiters for a few free lunch tickets at the Leamington. Someone possibly kicked out for running financial scams. Sound familiar? More surprising information later as Boathead shoots the moon and produces the water to nourish curious minds. I know we already tried to blow up the moon, but stay tuned anyhow. Buenos Dios.
ReplyDeleteI hereby,officially if you will, declare that John no longer has to explain anything to you coward ass no-brains that question whether he is serving his country and putting his life on the line. I would have to assume that it, the punk comments, are coming from all of these fake wannabe's that claim to care about our area while continuously putting the money in their own pockets. Maybe it's coming from a certain lyin' ass fuck who entered the Army in 1979 and was put out because his financial shenanigans wouldn't fly like it does with the school board nowadays. That was after he gamed the recruiter all week for free lunches at the old Leamington Hotel. More later pertaining to this mystery. Boat know's a hell of alot of people and has been around..pimp,player, gangster slayer...just fuckin' around. Much more later. Later. Buenos Dios.
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