in Arizona, blog post by John Hoff
Kareem Blount Muhammed, DOB 10/27/75, is accused of sexually assaulting his former girlfriend after smoking marijuana dipped in embalming fluid.
Click here for criminal complaint.
According to police and prosecutors, on March 10 of this year, at about 6 a.m, police responded to a 911 report of a rape at 1625 Oliver Ave. N., a rental property owned by House Of Dreams Community in St. Paul. The taxpayer is Donald E. Christopher of 2655 Girard Ave. N.
The license has been in review since December 12 of last year, which means...
...almost nothing, usually.
On the date in question, allegedly, officers responded to the 911 call placed by a victim whose initials (ironically) are TLC. She reported her ex-boyfriend was at her home, smoking "wet" which is marijuana dipped in embalming fluid.
Kareem wanted to have sex, but TLC refused. So Kareem--high on wet, and that will be most of his criminal defense, I'm sure--got TLC on the couch and said (quote) "You goona give me some pussy."
I believe a more standard spelling would be "gonna," but whatever.
Kareem was working on getting his pants off, getting HER pants off, and exposed his penis while he was on top of her. TLC went to the kitchen and got a knife. She told Kareem to leave but he wouldn't. At some point, she made contact with the knife. Kareem fled.
When police found Kareem, he opened up his stupid mouth and admitted to, well, pretty much everything. Nice work, Kareem. You'll have to pay your criminal defense attorney about ten times as much, now.
Oh, wait.
Kareem is probably a broke ass chump, so a defense attorney will be appointed for him.
The (broke ass chump) defendant reportedly lives at 2327 James Ave. N., a homesteaded property owned by a relative with the same surname.
I thought Islam prohibited smoking embalming fluid. Sexual assault is, of course, fine. This perpetrator is almost 38. Isn't he getting a little old for the raping game?
ReplyDeleteWhen the report refers to someone as "a known male/female," does that mean they've had a significant amount of contact with police in the past? Or does it refer to something else?
ReplyDeletePhencyclidine. I.e., PCP.
ReplyDeleteWikipedia explains the street usage of the term "embalming fluid."
Under that heading.
Why not try pickle juice, or snort Santiflush? Inject brake fluid?
Options abound.
What that means is the name of the victim or witness is known, but it's not in the criminal complaint to protect that witness or victim. It's saying the name can be determined and is a matter of record.
ReplyDeleteJust because his name is Muhammed doesn't mean he's a practicing Muslim.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. For all we know, Muhammed probably enjoys wolfing down BLT's.
ReplyDeleteSmoking the wet. Who thinks of this chit?
ReplyDeleteHe's a muslim-blount which explains the weed...and chickens are dirtier than pigs my Islamic brothers so leave the fried chicken alone and focus on side pork smothered in the juices of 21 80-year old virgins slaughtered by your village falafel baker.
ReplyDeleteThe broad probably pinched from his embalming fluid stash so he accordingly beat the shit out of her.
ReplyDeleteThis stuff is used to enhance the effects of bunk weed and is called a Sherm once the steps have been taken to do da dip.
They like to taste the embalming fluid because it is the taste of death and that is all they have to look forward to.
IS THAT A PICTURE OF HIS BITCH? DAMN HE DIDN'T HAVE TO WHOOP HER THAT BAD, DAMNNNNNNNNNN!
ReplyDeleteBlacks bitching about other blacks' behavior, what gives?
ReplyDeleteThis forum is wild enough without people blaspheming the Prophet of Islam. Comment rejected. I won't stand for blasphemy against my own Christian religion or, for that matter, against other world religions if I can recognize the commentary as blasphemy. I believe in God and I don't go out of my way to piss Him off.
ReplyDeleteLol but ya sure love to piss the nortside of minneapolis off don't ya
DeleteWell Johnny,what do you think will happen here?Will they toss it out court?Any vidieo footage to help the rapist walk free?Hmm well lets just see what happens here.Oh wait lets just see the complaint.
ReplyDeleteIf the whole thing turns out to be a false accusation, of course I would write about that. I figure the odds are roughly 1 in 100, so I'm not worried.
ReplyDeleteWith your research skills I'm sure you'll be just fine(sarcasm font). I hope this isn't blasphemy because you are your own god but I am sure you would recognize it if it was!
ReplyDeleteI thought you said you weren't posting any more pictures of Jill? You're going to piss her god off now.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO resident 11:10 PM. Don't you think Northside's ghetto residents and their ghetto friends who visit love to piss the Northside off?
ReplyDeleteLol I'm quite sure.I hate rapist!Did you know most men charged with rape actually get charges dropped?But things like D.V.O. you know petty shit gets more attention from D.A.'s office.
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