Photos By John Hoff As discussed in the previous blog post, click here, there will be a party tomorrow (around 6 PM) at the historical house of Connie Nompelis, which she purchased for an amount slightly larger than the spare change in her truck's ashtray.
Pictured above are some pics taken in the house. The image at the top shows...
...Hawthorne Housing Director Jeff Skrenes, blinded by the glory of the home's Legendary Rainbow Ceiling Fan. According to NoMi myth and lore, the much-sought-after pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is to be found in dirt cheap, centuries old houses, easily located all over neighborhoods like Hawthorne and Jordan. HEED THE BLESSED OMEN OF THE RAINBOW CEILING FAN AND BRING YOUR RAINBOW-COLORED DESIRES TO NoMi!!!!!
Anybody who attends tomorrow's party--details about how to finagle an invitation are in the previous post, click here--is warned to bring their own eye protection and be careful at the house, which is in a serious state of renovation.
Attend this party at your own risk.
ESPECIALLY TO YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See what I mean in the next photo. Note how the colors in the upstairs bedroom actually blew a hole in one of the lenses of Anderson Mitchell's sunglasses. Reportedly, the bedroom colors were SO LOUD that Jeff Skrenes (on the right) left the house deaf in one ear.
The bottom photo shows some small remnant of the previous owners, left in the house. I say it's a good omen, much better than the disturbingly un-erotic English porno mag left in the bathroom medicine cabinet, click here for details but not (thank goodness!) images.
you failed to mention that Jeff also arrived at the house deaf in one ear.
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ReplyDeleteJeff - looking good, my man!
Re: Deaf Jeff.
ReplyDeleteHe recovered his hearing upon beholding the glory of the rainbow ceiling fan, but then the loud colors in the room reversed the miracle on the spot. Very sad.
That little sign was distributed door to door, I believe, by the 7th day Adventists, along with the watchtower a few years back in North. We got one too and it hung around our house for awhile. No matter what your beliefs, it always seems like courting bad juju to throw things like that out. I am sure there are a lot of those out there. Brilliant on their part, really.
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