Official City Paper! COLLECT THE WHOLE SET!

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A commenter on one of my posts was kind enough to submit a link to a portion of the City of Minneapolis website which explains about the various placards on buildings.

Here it is:

http://www.ci.minneapolis.mn.us/inspections/placards.asp

I think it would be fun to concoct some new ones...like inventing new ice cream flavors! Here are some suggestions:

1.) White with green specks: Fridge cleanup ordered ASAP. (Ewwwww)

2.) Icky brown: rodent and/or roach infestation.

3.) Red, white and blue: this house has a high profile, politically. Politicians might be seen talking in front of it to media. (A placard like this would go on 415 31st Ave. N.)

4.) Metallic bronze color: copper and/or aluminum have already been removed, so don't bother breaking inside. Call this number for help with your drug addiction.

5.) Hot pink: watch out for prostitutes using this house to turn tricks.

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