JNS BLOG EXCLUSIVE: Peter "Spanky Pete" Rickmyer To Face Judge Robert Blaeser, Answer For His Purported Lawsuit Against This Blog!

Photo and blog post by John Hoff


Some questions are impossible to answer, like "where is the end of pi" or "why should Peter Rickmyer not be held in contempt before Judge Blaeser for filing pretend lawsuits against blogger Johnny Northside after Rickmyer was declared a frivolous litigant under Rule 9?"

On March 23, 2011, at 9 a.m. in Room C-659, Hennepin County Government Center, Judge Robert A. Blaeser will see if Rickmyer can spuh-spuh-spit out some kind of answer as well as Rickmyer can spank minors for sexual gratification or expose his penis. As documented in two postings on this blog, Rickmyer...

...served purported legal paper on me, and then (some days later) purported to serve my attorney, Paul Godfread, increasingly famous champion of the First Amendment. (Though intellectual property issues surrounding software are his real forte, click here for Godfread's website)

For the record, this blogger and this blog DO NOT CONCEDE JURISDICTION or proper filing. A pretend lawsuit is a legal nullity, no matter how attempts are made to serve it. A legal nullity EXCEPT (that is to say) as hard, irrefutable evidence that an individual who has been declared a frivolous litigant under Rule 9 violated a judge's order and should now be held in contempt and, furthermore, his probation revoked and he should be sent back to prison.

But let's just see what kind of flotsam and jetsam show up in court to watch Rickmyer and cheer or even advocate on his spanky behalf. Based on remarks Don "Shake Down Blogger" Allen of IBNN made in the corridor outside Room 655C of the Hennepin County Government Center--it would appear that Don "Poopgate" Allen is a supporter of Level Three sex offender Peter Rickmyer.

Hmmm. This is indeed odd, since Allen testified in court--loudly, and shouting the phrase "by any means necessary" like he was Malcolm X reborn as a blogger with terrible writing skills--that he (Don Allen) is expecting a child by his wife.

HELL OF A FATHER DON ALLEN WILL MAKE, advocating for a piece of human filth who spanks minors for sexual gratification. I may not be the world's most perfect father--I know I'm not--sometimes making my kid open a can of Spagetti-0's instead of ordering pizza, for example--but I sure do draw the line at being friendly with sex offenders. It may be the job or duty of some people--their criminal defense lawyers, their counselors, their mothers--to be friendly to a sex offender. I don't see how it's Don Allen's job or duty. I don't see why Allen--who loudly declares his fatherhood on the stand--would advocate for a sex offender who targets minors. I pity the spouse of Don Allen, whose name I will refrain from mentioning nor will I allow it to be mentioned in comments on this blog.

But back to Spanky Pete! (Though it's always a bad idea to turn your BACK on Spanky Pete)

I have a copy of the ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE in my hot little hand--muchas gracias, helpful law clerk--and it reads as follows:
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STATE OF MINNESOTA
DISTRICT COURT

COUNTY OF HENNEPIN

(Filing stamp: 2011 Mar-8 9:02 By SN
HENN CO. DISTRICT
COURT ADMINISTRATOR

Peter Rickmyer, Plaintiff

vs.

Robert Hodson, Jeff Hoff aka jns aka
Johnnynorthside, The Adventures of Johnny
Northside, David Arnold Schooler, Jordan Area
Community Council, et. al., Defendants

Judge Robert A. Blaeser

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE

Court File No. 27CV10-3378

WHEREAS the above-named plaintiff attempted to serve a Notice of Motion for Temporary Injunction on a party in a courtroom on the Sixth Floor of the Hennepin County Government Center on March 7, 2011.

WHEREAS the above-named plaintiff attempted to file an affidavit of service of the motion on the Public Service Level of Hennepin County Government Center on March 7, 2011.

WHEREAS the above-named plaintiff is prohibited from making any filings unless an attorney licensed to practice law in the State of Minnesota has signed it and the Chief Judge or Presiding Judge of Civil has approved it.

WHEREAS the above-named plaintiff's motion paperwork was not signed by an attorney licensed to practice law in the State of Minnesota nor approved by the Chief Judge or Presiding Judge of Civil. Now therefore,

IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that the above-named plaintiff shall appear before this Court on Wednesday, March 23, 2011 at 9:00 a.m. in Courtroom C-659 Hennepin County Government Center, 300 South Sixth Street, Minneapolis, Minnesota to show cause why he should not be held in contempt for attempting to file motion paperwork without meeting the requirements of the Court's order dated May 17, 2010 imposing the aforementioned pre-filing conditions on the above-named plaintiff pursuant to Rule 9.

Dated 3/8/11

BY THE COURT:

(Signature of Robert A. Blaeser, Presiding Judge of Civil Division)

On another note: just because this hearing is intensely important and interesting to this blog DOES NOT MEAN THAT I WILL MANAGE TO ATTEND THE HEARING.

Grassroots journalists, mainstream journalists, other bloggers, interested parties who post comments on blogs, I would encourage you to attend. I have no claim on this story. It is not mine alone.

But the sordid, epic tale of Peter "Spanky Pete" Rickmyer appears to be reaching a "twilight of the gods" moment, (musical homage, click here) and what happens should be witnessed and documented.