Unlike many of the criminals I write about, Diane Carole Presley isn't in jail or prison right now, and she isn't charged with anything. But I came upon her criminal record while researching Wanda Nunn, "The Fleeing Nunn," and I was so impressed by Presley's resume I thought I'd share it...
First, a word about how Presley and Nunn are entwined. When I search "Wanda Nunn" on MNCIS, a bunch of information about Presley also comes up. Sometimes I see this happen with an alias, but there's no indication "Diane Presley" is an alias of Wanda Nunn, or vice versa.
Nunn did sue Presley in some kind of civil suit, which is fairly interesting. When does one criminal no account go to all the trouble of suing another criminal no account? Don't no accounts usually settle these things on the streets, extra-legally?
What really catches my attention is that Presely, like Wanda Nunn, is a very specific sort of criminal. She's a thief. Over and over, like it's her freaking vocation, Presley is a thief.
Check out her rap sheet.
27-CR-86-900815 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 03/28/1986 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed THEFT OVER $250
Sentenced to 22 months in prison. That's pretty stiff for a first conviction, but maybe it's only her first conviction in MINNESOTA. Unknown if she received any kind of parole. Sometimes these old entries on MNCIS aren't complete.
27-CR-86-900816 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 04/03/1986 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed THEFT OVER $250
Sentenced to 26 months in the workhouse. Interestingly, there is a notation about this matter from 1986 being "closed" on July 2, 2007.
27-CR-87-902133 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 08/04/1987 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed ATTEMPTED MURDER 2ND DEGREE Attempt to Commit - GOC ASSAULT 2ND DEGREE ATTEMPTED AGGRAVATED ROBBERY Attempt to Commit - GOC
Here is why I'm writing about Presley. Nothing catches my attention like the word "murder," unless it's the word "appetizers." However, she pled and was only convicted of Second Degree Assault, for which she apparently did 653 days in prison.
And, interestingly, at this point on MNCIS somebody else's charges also pop up, as follows:
27-CR-87-902132 ALLEN, TERRY MARCIL 10/18/1958 07/30/1987 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed ATTEMPTED MURDER 2ND DEGREE Attempt to Commit - GOC 1ST DEGREE ASSAULT Aid/Abet - GOC ATTEMPTED AGG ROBBERY Attempt to Commit - GOC
Not the closeness of dates and ages and, in particular, note the two cases are ONE DIGIT APART on the case number and the charges are the same. And, just like Presley, Mr. Allen was only convicted of assault. His sentence was more stiff: 71 months.
But back to Diane Presley and her thieving ways.
27-CR-90-049463 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 07/03/1990 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed THEFT OF MORE THAN $200 BUT NOT MORE THAN $500 Not applicable - GOC
Guilty. The sentence was all messed up; crap about work release, home detention, "stayed time revoked." These criminals do nothing the easy way, not even a suspended sentence.
27-CR-91-009349 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 02/06/1991 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Southdale Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed THEFT UNDER $250 Not applicable - GOC
Guilty. Violated probation.
27-CR-91-073806 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 11/20/1991 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed THEFT OVER $200 (ENHANCEMENT) Not applicable - GOC
Guilty. The "Genesis II" treatment program was recommended. If you ask JNS blog, the very term "Genesis II" is a contradiction in terms.
27-CR-93-060713 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 07/08/1993 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed THEFT OVER $500 Not applicable - GOC THEFT OVER $200 (ENHANCEMENT) Not applicable - GOC
Guilty. Sentenced to 28 months.
27-CR-95-035763 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 05/01/1995 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed ATTEMPTED THEFT OVER $500 Attempt to Commit - GOC
Guilty. Sentenced to 14 months, with credit for 31 days.
27-CR-95-041829 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 05/15/1995 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Brookdale Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed FALSE INFORMATION TO POLICE Not applicable - GOC THEFT, $201-500 Not applicable - GOC
Sentenced to 31 days in the workhouse. I'm guessing it's the same 31 days she managed to apply to the other sentence, above.
27-CR-03-083105 1030488512 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 11/20/2003 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed FAIL TO OBEY TRAFFIC CONTROL DEVICE
Convicted. Had to pay $130 or, to put it another way, the proceeds of a couple hours worth of shoplifting.
10-CR-05-419 Presley, Diane Carole 02/01/1960 06/01/2005 Carver Crim/Traf Mandatory Under Court Jurisdiction Check Forgery-Make or Alter a Check Not applicable - GOC Forgery-Falsely Make or Alter Membership Card Not applicable - GOC
Had a stiff sentence hanging over her, but most of it was stayed. To this very day, Presley owes $1,545.31 in costs. On the bright side, her voting rights were restored in February of 2011. I'm guessing she'd vote for Brett Buckner, who also doesn't like to pay his judgments.
27-CR-05-067688 PRESLEY, DIANE CAROLE 02/01/1960 10/21/2005 Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed ATTEMPT THEFT BY SWINDLE-FELONY Not applicable - GOC
Guilty. Sentenced to 1 year, one day, with credit for 366 days.
13-CR-06-2532 Presley, Diane Carole 02/01/1960 10/31/2006 Chisago Crim/Traf Mandatory Closed Check Forgery-Offer/Possess W/Intent to Defraud
Prior to this criminal conviction, Presley's home address was somewhere in the 55418 zip code. But in this last charge, for which she was found guilty and sentenced to 90 days, her address was in North Minneapolis, the "55411." In fact, the "plus four" on the zip code (2934) shows her address was somewhere on Russell Ave. N.
Information from a federal prison inmate locator shows Presley did a stretch in a federal pen, but was released February 22, 2008.
Her sad mugshot can be found online, click here.
I must say...
That rap sheet is a whole lot of dirty laundry.
Let's hope she can keep her nostrils clean going forward.
ReplyDeleteShe's a trifle long in the tooth. She shouldn't waste a minute more of her life doing time.