YouTube embed, "30 Days In The Hole" by Humble Pie, blog post by John Hoff
Let's get these jailhouse roster nuggets ROCKING!!! Christopher Allen Tornio, DOB 3/4/91, ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS BAIL for aggravated robbery. He might be facing other charges, as well.
You know the drill, like a favorite song: WHERE DOES HE LIVE? According to the roster, his address is 3857 30th Ave. N. in the 55411 zip code.
Oh!!!! It doesn't exist, at least not in North Minneapolis. This guy probably lives in CRYSTAL, where the address DOES exist. Doesn't matter, though. Waving that 55411 zip code in front of Johnny Northside is like waving a red hankie at a bull.
So, on the thin pretext that somebody assigned him to the wrong zip code, (or he lied) (or he was mistaken) and just for the ROCKING FUN OF IT, let's check out his criminal record, shall we?
BAM!!! Here it is:
