Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Another Freedom of Speech Lawsuit And More Highly Entertaining Reading Courtesy of Jill Clark and The Yzaguirre Family

Stock photo, blog post by Nomi Passenger


Jill Clark, on behalf of Terry and the Yzaguirres, once again sues the MPD, the City and The Universe (sarcasm font). The Strib has the legal docs here. I'll let the legal beagles provide the commentary.
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Thursday, January 5, 2012

JNS Exclusive: MPD Makes Arrest in Home Burglary Turned Murder of Brianna Jones

stock photo from JNS blog

An exclusive tip to the JNS blog informs us that the MPD Violent Criminal Apprehension Team has made an arrest in the pre-Christmas murder of Brianna Jones.

Big Kudos to the MPD and their special ops teams like the VCAT. 

Brianna Jones came home to 1518 Emerson to find her house was in the process of being burglarized.  And she was shot in the head.

Turns out the burglar turned murderer was a friend of Brianna's boyfriend.  Nice guy (sarcasm font).

The shooter lived with his girlfriend in St Paul. 

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Friday, December 23, 2011

Gone Fishing! (In A Landlocked Country, Relatively Free Of Standing Water)


Photo by a comrade-in-arms, blog post by John Hoff

As close friends know from a flurry of last minute email messages, I am leaving Paktya Province and headed for a different province in Afghanistan. Though things are pretty primitive where I'm stationed at the moment, things are MORE primitive where I am going, i.e., I may be off the internet FOR A WHILE.

As I did once upon a time when I went on a long trucking trip, I am hanging out the virtual "gone fishing" sign...


In the "hooked like a fish" photo above, I'm showing off my new gold crown, courtesy of Uncle Sam. I want to thank the dental techs at Fort Gordon, Georgia for rushing that crown to Afghanistan after working off the impression made by the army dentist here in Paktya. The crown went in my mouth the day after it arrived, and turns out there was only one day to spare.

You guys were on the ball. You rock, Fort Gordon.

I must say, this is the coolest Christmas Eve ever. You know why? Because I'll be looking out the window of a Chinook helicopter, and I might see Santa.

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

A Northside Tribute To The Minneapolis Fire Department...

Photo by John Hoff or Megan Goodmundson, blog post by John Hoff

From the other side of the world, Megan Goodmundson drew my attention to this photo taken the night of a house fire at 2031 Queen Ave. N.

Recently, Megan was flipping through her computer and came across this photo. Neither of us realized what an eerie, compelling image we had captured of the dedication of these Minneapolis Fire Department personnel. (To get a bigger view of the image, click on the image)

Due to the fact we repeatedly swapped Megan's camera back and forth that night, neither of us can be sure who took the picture.

In Minneapolis, firemen not only fight fires but board buildings, perform some of the multi-unit housing inspections, water newly-planted trees, act as medical first responders and, above and beyond all that, the Northside fire station on Lowry and Morgan has a "green roof."

Megan tells me if any of the firefighters in the photo would like an actual glossy copy of this photo, she can take care of that...she just needs their names and contact info.

We know folks at City Hall read this blog so hint hint.

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Dear North End Hardware, THANK YOU FOR THE T-SHIRT

Photo by a comrade-in-arms, blog post by John Hoff


My friend Megan Goodmundson tried to buy a shirt for me at North End Hardware, but it turned out her money was no good. North End Hardware GAVE her the shirt, which Megan mailed to me here in Afghanistan in a care package.

One really cool aspect of the shirt is...


...it's the exact same brown as an army issue t-shirt, and the collar is similar. So I can wear it under my uniform as a spare when my army t-shirts are at the laundry. I can also wear it at night, on guard duty, as an extra layer under my thermal shirt. That way I can tell myself, "If I go down, at least they'll know I was Johnny Northside to the end." I can also wear the shirt to bed, since no particular "bed uniform" is required. Except at night, in bed, we are always in uniform. And, for that matter, always armed.

As much as I love this shirt, when I leave this country some months from now I won't be bringing the shirt home. Rather, some Afghan will end up wearing it. They simply don't have enough warm clothes, so they are happy to "layer up" with several secondhand American t-shirts.

Heck, I'm sure more than a few Afghan babies in the nearby village use brown Post Exchange (PX) towels for baby blankets.

However, I really really love the shirt. So, North End Hardware, be assured that I will wear it and wear it and then, hopefully, I will get a picture of the Afghan who ultimately inherits it when it's very nearly worn out.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Digging For Details At A Fatal Fire, 1426 Barnes Place...

Artsy stock photo, blog post by John Hoff

Dakota County mugshot, therefore public domain, whether this is the same Sergio Marquez Geuvara is unconfirmed


Though I've lived in North Minneapolis for a good while, now, I'd never heard of a street called "Barnes Place." Recently, there was a fire at 1426 Barnes Pl. and a man died there.

(Interestingly, a Star Tribune story described the fire as being on the "1400 block of Barnes Place," but then the photo accompanying the story clearly identified it as "1426 Barnes Place." I guess the quaint "dead tree media" artifice of identifying crime and tragedy scenes by block number is starting to show some cracks at the Star Tribune)

Trying to dig up information about the property and who might have died there, I looked at the city's property records...


The house at 1426 Barnes Pl. is owned by Alice Cerventes, but appears to be controlled by a "special needs" trust. It's been on the "vacant and boarded" list since 3/23/2010.

Despite the fact it's been vacant since March of 2010, as recently as August 3 of this year somebody was using the property as their official address. I found this out by searching the address and seeing my own jail roster posting pop up.

(I must say, lately I've been having great luck with my jail roster "data preservation" when I search a name or address on Google. It's like the roster has reached a kind of "critical mass" and nuggets within the massive bolus of data have achieved a high degree of relevance)

Well, here's what turned up:

2011020487 MARQUEZ-GUEVARA, SERGIO.NMN 6/6/1965 1426 BARNES PLACE, MINNEAPOLIS, MN 55411 8/3/2011.10:31

It's old data, so I'm not sure what he was charged with.

An individual with the same name turns up on the Dakota County jail website which has mug shots. (So informative! We should get that in Hennepin County) "Sergio Marquez Guevara" was charged with driving after revocation on September 30 of this year. However, maddeningly, the space for "date of birth" has been left blank. Thus, the key piece of info which could link one Sergio Marquez Guevara to the other can't be located.

However, the mugshot looks like somebody who may have been born in 1965. Furthermore, note the hair and the odd mark on the face. Sure looks like somebody who might sleep in a vacant house. Also, the former owner of the house had a Hispanic surname. So does this guy. It may be he was squatting at the house but had a semi-valid claim for being there. Like it was his sister's old place.

That is to say...

IF this was the guy killed at the house. That's totally unconfirmed.

It would be something, though, if this mystery of identity could be solved all the way from a mud, straw and goat poo fortress in Afghanistan, with nothing more than information left laying around the internet.

Take that, Star Tribune, and your not-quite-satisfying "block number journalism."

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Monday, November 28, 2011

Criminal Record Of Demien NMN Hebert, Arrested At 2654 Morgan Ave. N...

Stock photo, police raid, (not 2654 Morgan Ave. N.) blog post by John Hoff



After learning the two criminal "no accounts" arrested in the August 17 raid on 2654 Morgan Ave. N. were still rotting in jail, I decided to dig more deeply into their criminal records.

Well, as for Jonathon Galas, I can find no criminal record. That doesn't mean he lacks one, it just means I can't find one.

As for Demian NMN Hebert, he has quite the driving problem...


It would appear that, long ago, Hebert said to himself, "I'm going to drive whenever I want, legal or not, and if I pay a price for it, so be it."

AND THEN he added to himself, "Hey, if I get pulled over I can always give a fake name."

(Then, under his breath)

"Especially if I'm high."

Here's all the stuff he's been charged with over the years:

27-CR-92-098941
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
12/28/1992
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Brookdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING W/O INSURANCE
DISPLAY INSURANCE CARD NOT IN FORCE

62-K8-93-001554
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
06/23/1993
Ramsey Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
(TCIS Amended Charge) Crime/Adm of Justice/Mi
DRIVE AFTER REVOCATION
NO INSURANCE
CARELESS DRIVING
POSS ANOTHER DL

27-CR-96-067836
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
08/09/1996
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING AFTER CANCELLATION
USE NAME/D.O.B. OF ANOTHER

27-CR-98-074065
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
07/23/1998
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Southdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
GIVE FALSE NAME TO POLICE
FALSE IDENTIFICATION
DRIVING AFTER CANCELLATION

27-CR-98-110364
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
11/02/1998
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Southdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
FALSE INFORMATION TO POLICE

62-K1-99-000792
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
03/17/1999
Ramsey Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Gross Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
FALSE NAME TO POLICE ANOT
DAS
CARELESS DRIVING
VIOL BASIC SPEED

27-CR-00-005591
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
01/06/2000
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Southdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
THEFT

82-T8-00-016849
CG 186991
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
06/26/2000
- Washington-Cottage Grove
Moving - Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
DAC

27-CR-00-085414
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
09/07/2000
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
THEFT
FALSE INFORMATION TO POLICE

27-CR-01-007389
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
01/24/2001
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Southdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
FALSE INFORMATION TO POLICE
DRIVING AFTER CANCELLATION

27-CR-01-017739
1001602943
1001602950
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
03/02/2001
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
CARELESS DRIVING
DRIVING AFTER CANCELLATION

82-T7-01-008493
CG 192549
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
03/30/2001
- Washington-Stillwater
Moving - Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
D.A.R.

62-T3-01-637054
901141936
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
09/25/2001
Ramsey Criminal/Traffic/Petty Suburban
Moving - Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
DAC

27-CR-01-086011
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
10/17/2001
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Southdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING AFTER CANCELLATION

70-2001-24019
0043546
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
12/05/2001
Scott
Moving - Misdemeanor
Closed-Physical File Destroyed
DRIVING AFTER CANCELATION

19-K2-01-003683
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
12/06/2001
Dakota-Hastings - Criminal/Traffic/Petty
Felony
Converted Closed
CONTR SUBST CR 5TH DEG

19-K8-02-003276
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
10/15/2002
Dakota-Hastings - Criminal/Traffic/Petty
Felony
Converted Closed
CONTR SUBST CRIME 5TH DEG

19-T1-02-034062
PH 007953
PH 007953
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
10/31/2002
- Dakota-West St. Paul
Moving - Misdemeanor
Closed-Physical File Destroyed
DAC
EXCEED SPEED LIMIT

27-CR-02-091154
1021345051
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
11/13/2002
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING AFTER CANCELLATION

27-CR-03-000472
4020111300
4020111318
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
01/02/2003
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Southdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING AFTER CANCELLATION
FAIL TO YIELD TO AN EMERGENCY VEHIC

19-T7-03-062734
A5 542052
A5 542052
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
05/02/2003
- Dakota-Apple Valley
Moving - Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
DAC
FALSE INFO TO POLICE

27-CR-03-050541
4030547949
4030547949
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
07/23/2003
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Southdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING AFTER CANCELLATION
ILLEGAL USE OF LICENSE PLATE

19-T8-03-073970
RE 001602
RE 001602
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
08/20/2003
- Dakota-Apple Valley
Moving - Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
DAC
NO PROOF INSURANCE

19-T9-03-081611
FC03081611
FC03081611
FC03081611
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
10/27/2003
- Dakota-Apple Valley
Non- Traffic Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
FALSE INFO TO OFFICER
Traffic-Drivers License-Driving After Cancellation
NO PROOF INS/OPERATE

19-K5-06-000957
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
03/21/2006
Dakota-Hastings - Criminal/Traffic/Petty
Felony
Under Court Jurisdiction
(TCIS Amended Charge) RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY
FALSE INFO PEACE OFFICER

70-CR-07-26283
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
10/26/2007
Scott
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Open
Fleeing a Peace Officer in a Motor Vehicle
Traffic-Drivers License-Driving After Cancellation
Traffic-Drivers License-Driving After Revocation

62-TX-08-009077
708004175
708004175
708004175
708004175
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
03/26/2008
Ramsey Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Non- Traffic Misdemeanor
Closed
Traffic - Speeding - Exceed Limit
Traffic-Drivers License-Driving After Cancellation
Drivers' Licenses - Operate Motor Vehicle after License Suspension/Revocation/Cancellation
Traffic Regulation - Driver Must Carry Proof of Insurance when Operating Vehicle;Misd

27-CR-08-62850
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
12/09/2008
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Southdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
False Name and DOB
Obstruction of Legal Process
Driving After Cancellation

19AV-CR-09-10241
LA09002087
LA09002087
LA09002087
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
04/27/2009
- Dakota-Apple Valley
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
SPEED-EXCEED POSTED SPEED SET BY COMMISSIONER(169-14-4) 37/30
DL-DRIVING AFTER CANCELLATION(171-24-3)
INS-FAIL TO PRODUCE PROOF OF INSURANCE - WHETHER OR NOT THE OWNER(169-791-2)

27-CR-09-25087
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
05/20/2009
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
Drivers' Licenses - No Drivers License in Possession

19WS-VB-09-18962
3452545
3452545
3452545
HEBERT, DEMIAN
05/06/1974
09/16/2009
- Dakota-West St. Paul
Crim/Traf Non-Mand
Closed
Traffic - Speeding - Exceed Limit 44/35
Traffic-Drivers License-Driving After Cancellation
Traffic Regulation - Driver Must Carry Proof of Insurance when Operating Vehicle

To the fine men and women who work at the Hennepin County Jail: Thank you for keeping this guy off the streets.

Literally.

Like, the streets where people have to DRIVE.

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Trying To Dig Up New Info About Ryan D. Krutzig, Who Committed Mortgage Fraud In North Minneapolis...

Stock image from god-knows-where on internet, blog post by John Hoff

 The mainstream media has dozens, no, maybe HUNDREDS of stories about Ryan D. Krutzig who, along with a guy named Jesse Scott Hoffman, committed mortgage fraud in North Minneapolis. The cherry on their sundae of fraud was to sell a house on the 3600 block of Bryant Ave. N. (18 blocks from my house) for $209,000. That's a ridiculous price for that block, even in the middle of a real estate bubble.

Here's the original FBI press release about Krutzig's indictment, click here.

Here's an example of one of the news stories from mid-November of this year, discussing Krutzig's guilty plea, click here.

This story, and numerous similar stories, all seem to be written off the same script, probably a news release about the guilty plea. One might search Google and find scores of stories, all with the same information, few adding any new details. The one detail I'd really like?

Um, what's the address of this house? As a resident of Bryant Ave. N., I'd sure like to know what a $209,000 house looks like on that block of Bryant Ave. N. So, I mean, how about a PDF of the original criminal complaint, so I can look through all these details?

So far, I haven't been able to turn up the address of the house. I have, however, found an address for Krutzig in Maple Grove and his relatively minor criminal record.

The address in Maple Grove is...


...7880 Yucca Ln N. Here's a link to the Hennepin County tax info, click here.


Krutzig's criminal record, obtained from the Minnesota courts website, is relatively minor, as follows:

73-T0-00-014389
ST 293471
ST 293471
KRUTZIG, RYAN DARYL
01/17/1980
10/17/2000
Stearns
Non- Traffic Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
OPEN CONTAINER ON STREET
MINOR POSSESSION

72-T0-04-000718
ARL 004952
ARL 004952
KRUTZIG, RYAN DARYL
01/11/1980
04/12/2004
Sibley
Speeding-Petty Misd
Converted Closed
75/55
NO CURRENT REGISTRATION

27-CR-09-17535
KRUTZIG, RYAN DARYL
01/17/1980
04/08/2009
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Ridgedale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
TAMPER WITH MOTOR VEHICLE/ENTER W/O OWNER PERMISSION
OBSTRUCT LEGAL PROCESS-INTERFERE W/PEACE OFFICER

27-CR-09-30687
KRUTZIG, RYAN DARYL
01/17/1980
06/21/2009
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
TAMPER WITH MOTOR VEHICLE-RIDE IN/ON-W/O OW

I am unable to obtain the results of these charges at the moment due to server issues here in Afghanistan. Same with Jesse Scott Hoffman's record which, again, is pretty minor.

27-CR-99-067919
3990078176
3990078168
HOFFMAN, JESSE SCOTT
06/06/1979
07/12/1999
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Ridgedale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
OPEN BOTTLE POSSESSION- PASS
CONSUME LIQ/BEER BY MINOR
86-VB-09-276
WC305310

HOFFMAN, JESSE SCOTT
06/06/1979
01/16/2009
Wright
Crim/Traf Non-Mand
Closed
Parking Ordinance - seasonal parking violation

73-VB-10-7744
ST530367
HOFFMAN, JESSE SCOTT
06/06/1979
07/01/2010
Stearns
Crim/Traf Non-Mand
Closed
Traffic Regulation - Seat Belt Required - Driver and P

I'd sure love to know what a $209,000 house looks like on the 3600 block of Bryant Ave. N. Well, if I keep digging...maybe I will get lucky, sooner or later. Lord knows I can't depend on the mainstream media to provide the nitty gritty details that I, as somebody who lives RIGHT NEAR THE FREAKING HOUSE IN QUESTION, would like to know.

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Drugs, Weapons, Burglary Charges For Two Residents Of 2654 Morgan Ave. N. (These Two "No Accounts" Have Been Sitting In Jail Since August 17)

Contributed photo, blog post by John Hoff

First, a more important and pressing topic: check out Megan Goodmundson's recent blog post, click here, about how the old "Petro Stop" gas station sign is for sale "to a good home." 

Moving on, now, to the more scuzzy neighborhood news which I find it necessary to publish as North Minneapolis fights and claws its way to urban utopia...

After an anonymous commenter made some (baseless and shallow) criticisms of an old blog post about a police raid at 2654 Morgan Ave. N., I began digging to see if I could find out more information about what's going on at that troublesome address.

Lately, I've figured out a nifty trick. I plug in a North Minneapolis street address on Google and also the word "roster." If somebody has been arrested who lists that address as home AND the info has been captured in my periodic jailhouse roster postings, then up pops my own "roster" blog post in the search.

As Hawthorne Housing Director Jeff Skrenes once put it so well, our NoMi blogs are not just media but "searchable repositories of neighborhood knowledge."

Well, even when my roster came up in the search, I had a little bit of difficulty finding the cached information. I knew SOMEBODY had been arrested at that house on or about August 17, (the day of my blog posting) and their middle name was "Scott," but the info (truncated on my Google search) was buried amid the names of THOUSANDS of denizens of the jail who were captured in that particular posting about the roster. And my little searchy-text-doodle function wasn't working right.

Hoping for some dumb luck, I went to the jail website and searched for the names of anybody "received by" the jail on August 17. If the charges were very serious, and that person didn't make bail, I knew they might still be in jail and therefore on the CURRENT roster.

It was a shot in the dark hoping for dumb luck, I thought, but worth a try...


Well, like putting a nickel in a slot machine and seeing four cherries appear, my luck was unusually good.

Jonathon Scott Galas and Demian NMN Hebert were arrested on August 17, 2011 in the raid reported here on Johnny Northside Dot Com. They remain in the jail this very moment, unable to make bail, on drugs and weapons charges.

Behold.

JONATHON SCOTT GALAS, born 5/3/1970, charges as follows:

1/1 DRUGS - 5TH DEGREE - POSSESS SCHEDULE 1,2,3,4 - NOT SMALL AMOUNT MARIJUANA MINNEAPOLIS PD ARREST AND DETENTION FELONY $0
BAIL SET BY DC 12/13/2011..09:00

2/1 TRESPASS-OCCUPY/ENTER DWELLING/LOCKED/POSTED BUILD MINNEAPOLIS PD BENCH WARRANT MISD $0
NBR BY DC 12/13/2011..09:00

3/1 OTHER COUNTY/FELONY DAKOTA CO SO HOLD FELONY $0
HOLD W/O BAIL ..

4/1 WEAPONS HCSO PROBABLE CAUSE PROB CAUSE FORMALLY CHARGED $100,000
BAIL SET BY DC 12/13/2011..09:00

4/2 POSSESS PISTOL/ASSAULT WEAPON-CONVICTION OR ADJUDICATED DELINQUENT FOR CRIME OF VIOLENCE HCSO PROBABLE CAUSE FELONY $0
12/13/2011..09:00

5/1 THEFT-TAKE/USE/TRANSFER MOVABLE PROP-NO CONSENT ST. ANTHONY PD WARRANT FELONY $0
NBR BY DC 12/13/2011..09:00

5/2 BURGLARY-3RD DEG-STEAL/COMMIT FELONY OR GROSS MISD ST. ANTHONY PD WARRANT FELONY $0
12/13/2011..09:00

DEMIAN "CAN'T AFFORD A MIDDLE NAME" HEBERT, born 5/6/1974, charged as follows:

1/1 WEAPONS HCSO PROBABLE CAUSE PROB CAUSE FORMALLY CHARGED $2,000
BAIL SET BY DC 12/1/2011..08:30

1/2 POSSESS PISTOL/ASSAULT WEAPON-CONVICTION OR ADJUDICATED DELINQUENT FOR CRIME OF VIOLENCE HCSO PROBABLE CAUSE FELONY CASE DISMISSED $0
12/1/2011..08:30

1/3 DRUGS - 5TH DEGREE - POSSESS SCHEDULE 1,2,3,4 - NOT SMALL AMOUNT MARIJUANA HCSO PROBABLE CAUSE FELONY BOND AND CONDITIONAL RELEASE $0
BOND POSTED JAIL 12/1/2011..08:30

In addition to Jonathon Scott Galas and Demian Hebert, there are three other individuals who were arrested on August 17 and still remain in jail pending bail. Their home addresses are NOT 2654 Morgan Ave. N.

It is unknown if these folks were picked up in the same raid and simply have different addresses. Since the two suspects who list their address as 2654 Morgan Ave. N. were booked around 8 in the morning, and these other folks were booked three hours later and TWELVE hours later, I don't think they were part of the raid on 2654 Morgan Ave. N.

It is, however, their bad luck to share interesting similarities with Galas and Hebert, enough for me to throw their info into this blog post "for the hell of it."

DEONDRE LESHAWN BISHOP, 6/2/1985, lists home address as 2638 James Ave. N. (That's really not far from the raid)

Charged as follows:

1/1 EMERGENCY TELEPHONE CALLS/COMMUNICINTERFERE WITH 911 CALL MINNEAPOLIS PD ARREST AND DETENTION GROSS MISD $0
HWB BY DC 1/23/2012..08:30

2/1 POSSESS PISTOL/ASSAULT WEAPON-CONVICTION OR ADJUDICATED DELINQUENT FOR CRIME OF VIOLENCE MINNEAPOLIS PD WARRANT FELONY $0
HWB BY DC 1/23/2012..08:30

2/2 COUNTERFEITING OF CURRENCY - UTTERING OR POSSESSING MINNEAPOLIS PD WARRANT FELONY $0
1/23/2012..08:30

RODNEY FREDERICK CHANEY, lists address as 1010 Currie, which is some kind of shelter that comes up all the time on the roster. Charged with sex crimes. I'm sure this guy was NOT part of the raid. But he's a scum bucket, so what the heck? Here's his info.

1/1 CRIMINAL SEXUAL CONDUCT MINNEAPOLIS PD PROBABLE CAUSE PROB CAUSE FORMALLY CHARGED $50,000
BAIL SET BY DC 12/16/2011..13:30

1/2 CRIMINAL SEX CONDUCT-2ND DEGREE-VICTIM UNDER 13-ACTOR > 36M OLDER MINNEAPOLIS PD PROBABLE CAUSE FELONY $0
12/16/2011..13:30

2/1 DOMESTIC ASSAULT-MISDEMEANOR-COMMITS ACT WITH INTENT TO CAUSE FEAR OF IMMEDIATE BODILY HARM OR DEATH MINNEAPOLIS PD ARREST AND DETENTION MISD $500
BAIL SET BY DC 12/16/2011..13:30

KEITH NMN KEYS, born 7/13/1971, lists address as "53XX Russell Ave. N. Brooklyn Park, Minnesota." (What? He can't remember the full address?) Charged with burglary-related crimes.

1/1 THEFT MINNEAPOLIS PD PROBABLE CAUSE PROB CAUSE FORMALLY CHARGED $25,000
BAIL SET BY DC 12/2/2011..13:30

1/2 BURGLARY-3RD DEG-STEAL/COMMIT FELONY OR GROSS MISD MINNEAPOLIS PD PROBABLE CAUSE FELONY $0
12/2/2011..13:30

1/3 POSSESSION OF BURGLARY OR THEFT TOOLS MINNEAPOLIS PD PROBABLE CAUSE FELONY $0
12/2/2011..13:30

2/1 THEFT-TAKE/USE/TRANSFER MOVABLE PROP-NO CONSENT BLOOMINGTON PD CONTINUED CASE FELONY $0
BAIL SET BY DC 12/2/2011..13:30

The troublesome house at 2654 Morgan Ave. N. is owned by Williams Properties Investments, 6066 Shingle Creek Parkway, Minneapolis.


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Saturday, November 26, 2011

Petro Stop Sign - For Sale to Highest Bidder

Photo by John Hoff


Photo and blog post by Nomi Passenger

Well, I think this might be the first ever Johnny Northside Auction. Almost a year ago the old Petro Stop gas station was torn down, click here. Both sides of the retro petro sign were salvaged, although at different times, one by chance, one on purpose.

The story goes something like this. One night John and I were out and about and as we passed the Petro Stop site, which was being prepped for demolition, we noticed that one side of the sign had fallen off the high metal pole and was laying on the ground, in the snow. So we stopped, picked it up and immediately realized this was a large piece of plastic that was NOT going to fit anywhere in my compact sedan. Not in the trunk, not in the back seat. It just wasn't going in my car at all. So how were we going to get it home, about 10 blocks away? Well, we got creative, let's just put it that way.

So a few days or a week later, during the day, we happened to drive by the site again and it was actively being demolished. The bulldozers were going, a scrapping crew was nearby to begin their work. John got some video footage of the demo and he approached the bulldozer driver. "Hey what are you going to do with that sign?" The bulldozer driver was just planning to tear it down when the tall metal pole came down. So John asked if he could have it. (It's plastic, so the contracted scrappers didn't want it)

The bulldozer driver turns his machine and heads that way. He lifts the big claw up high, and like a flick of the wrist, down comes the other half, the second Petro Stop sign. This time, we bartered with the scrappers to put it in their pick up truck and haul it home for us.

And there it sits in my garage, almost a year later. Through the tornado and through the rebuild. But now winter is coming and it must find a new home.

So here it is offered up for sale to the highest bidder. Here's how this will work. For one week, today through Saturday, December 3rd, I'll take email bids from interested parties. Shoot me an email at goodponyz at yahoo and let me know what you are willing to pay for the sign. I'll contact the highest bidder and arrange the sale.

The sign is large, about six feet by six feet. In the bottom left corner there is a small chip that doesn't quite affect the surface of the sign, but affects the sides of it, see picture, you'll know what I mean.

Other conditions of the sale: only one sign is for sale, cash only, you pick up, I reserve the right to change my mind or refuse sale for any reason,  in other words, "to good home only".

Good Luck!

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TJ Waconia Mortgage Fraudster Gets Probation, No Doubt Due To Otherwise Clean Record...

Stock photo, (not a TJ Waconia property) blog post by John Hoff

The Deets blog recently featured an interesting post about Nathan Daniel Jesh, who was the "closer" in the TJ Waconia mortgage/investor fraud case and only received three years probation. I'm trying to be outraged, but my outrage muscle has been strained from far too much use.

One reason Jesh may have received such a light sentence (besides the possibility he cooperated in the investigation) might be his lack of any meaningful criminal record. According to...


...the Minnesota Courts website, Jesh has only been charged with three things: underage drinking, speeding, and improperly tinted windows.

Here are those cases and the results of each:

01-T5-97-002161
CCIT972161
JESH, NATHAN DANIEL
05/02/1977
07/11/1997
Aitkin
Non- Traffic Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
UNDERAGE CONSUMPTION

Fined $50, plus $30 surcharge and $5 costs. Looks like the incident was reported to the Liquor Control Board, meaning whoever served or sold the liquor got in more trouble than young Mr. Jesh. In retrospect, this may have been something of an omen.

19HA-VB-08-3782
RS08001218
Jesh, Nathan Daniel
05/02/1977
08/19/2008
Dakota-Hastings - Criminal/Traffic/Petty
Crim/Traf Non-Mand
Closed
Traffic - Speeding - Exceed Limit 55 mph Where Appropriate 65/55

JNS says: Sixty-five in a fifty-five?

Pussy.

73-VB-09-3081
UJ 04577
Jesh, Nathan Daniel
05/02/1977
04/20/2009
Stearns
Crim/Traf Non-Mand
Closed
Vehicle - Window Restrictions - Tint Too Dark

Otherwise known as "mouthing off to a cop when he says something about how your car windows seem a bit too dark." Convicted.

What is the lesson to be learned, here? That keeping a clean record is invaluable if you intend to pursue a lucrative career in white collar crime. Nathan Daniel Jesh helped destroy the very economic fiber of my neighborhood. Contrast that with a young thug who knocks of a liquor store but doesn't shoot anybody.

Jesh will never see a day in prison. The young thug, in contrast, would probably do some time and then, upon release, begin a downward socioeconomic slide which probably ends with dying in a hail of gunfire on a street corner.

I can't help but be reminded of the lyrics of a Violent Femmes song, "Kiss Off."

I hope you know this will go down on your permanent record/
Oh yeah? Well don't get so distressed/
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?

A small side note, here. Like all the other media, this blog has referred to the TJ Waconia debacle as "mortgage fraud." At some point, however, I became convinced it was more accurate to call it a case of "investor fraud."

But after giving the matter some consideration, I'm now convinced it's most accurate to say "mortage/investor fraud."

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