Derek Angelo Burgess, Featured On This Blog A Year Ago Being Criminally Stupid, Commits Encore Crime Of Stupidity, Allegedly...

Stock photo, blog post by John Hoff

A year ago this blog wrote about Derek Angelo Burgess, who was alleged to have twice beaten up his pregnant baby mama. 

Well, Derek is currently sitting in jail, charged with a different (but equally stupid) crime. Click here for the criminal complaint. Derek allegedly robbed a woman who was known to him (therefore making identification quite simple) and took $720 from her purse.

But in an odd act of decency which...

Derek Burgess Was All, Like, "I'm Gunna Shoot A Motherf***er Today" Apparently As An Encore To Twice Beating Up His Pregnant Baby Mama, Allegedly...

Stock photo, blog post by John Hoff

 The criminal complaint doesn't say so but strongly implies Derek Angelo Burgess, DOB 2/15/89, isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Click here for the criminal complaint and judge for yourself.

On June 9, police responded to a report of a man with a gun at 301 24th Ave. N., a property owned by Proton Investments, Inc. Their less-than-stellar property management is a recurring theme here at Johnny Northside Dot Com.

According to the criminal complaint, Derek Burgess (who also goes by Derek Angelo Cobbin) came walking out of the residence when his seven months pregnant baby mama arrived with her own mother and sister. The pregnant woman had just been to the doctor. Derek walked up to the three women, pointed a gun at them, and announced, "I'm going to shoot a motherf***er today."

Why Derek felt that way is...