Pictured above, a World War Two-era German flare pistol. Probably one of the last pistols on earth you'd want to hide IN YOUR CROTCH.
This was NOT the weapon Corey Davis, Jr. was accused of hiding IN HIS CROTCH, click here for criminal complaint.
But actually, we don't know what type of weapon it was. The criminal complaint isn't specific. It doesn't matter, though, because...
