And It Turns Out There's ANOTHER Guy Accused Of ATTEMPTED First Degree Murder Whose Last Name Is Dejoachim, As Well, Almost Certainly A Relative Of Picasso Joseph DeJoachim...

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So I just finished writing about Picasso Joseph Dejoachim being accused of First Degree Murder, assault and drive by shooting, and for the heck of it I thought, "I should check out that other guy on the jail roster whose last name is ALSO Dejoachim."

When I clicked on the name, I thought I was seeing double. I thought it was some kind of jail roster fluke. So I double checked, but it's not a mistake.

Socrates Jefferson DeJoachim, who must have had the same wannabe intellectual parents as Picasso Dejoachim, is ALSO charged with ATTEMPTED first degree murder, assault, and drive by shooting. In addition, there is a federal hold listed on the roster, which means the BIG law enforcement agencies want a piece of him, too...

Picasso Joseph Dejoachim, A Resident Of 3334 Emerson Ave. N., Sitting In Jail Charged With Attempted First Degree Premeditated Murder...

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Picasso Joseph Dejoachim is in jail, and has been since October 17. He's charged with ATTEMPTED first degree, premeditated murder as well as assault and drive by shooting. You'd think some media outlet besides a small neighborhood blog would already be reporting this news but it appears, by dumb luck and frequent browsing of the jail roster, this blog just broke the story...

(Addendum, November 21, MPR broke the story but that fact didn't turn up in my initial search. Thanks to the commenter who drew that fact to my attention)