While It Is Said "Snitches Get Stitches," There Is Apparently An Exception When You Shoot Somebody IN THE ASS...A Follow Up To The "Picasso And Socrates" Drive By Incident (Alleged)...

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Earlier this blog reported on a story involving Socrates DeJoachim and Picasso Dejoachim, brothers accused in a drive-by shooting incident, click here and here. My first two stories were written with information from the jail roster, but I've since obtained the criminal complaint, click here. 

Brandt William of MPR beat JNS blog to this story, click here for MPR story, and also published a copy of the criminal complaint.

Why their copy of the complaint has black redactions is a mystery to me, unless MPR on its own thought there was some valid reason to black out...

And It Turns Out There's ANOTHER Guy Accused Of ATTEMPTED First Degree Murder Whose Last Name Is Dejoachim, As Well, Almost Certainly A Relative Of Picasso Joseph DeJoachim...

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So I just finished writing about Picasso Joseph Dejoachim being accused of First Degree Murder, assault and drive by shooting, and for the heck of it I thought, "I should check out that other guy on the jail roster whose last name is ALSO Dejoachim."

When I clicked on the name, I thought I was seeing double. I thought it was some kind of jail roster fluke. So I double checked, but it's not a mistake.

Socrates Jefferson DeJoachim, who must have had the same wannabe intellectual parents as Picasso Dejoachim, is ALSO charged with ATTEMPTED first degree murder, assault, and drive by shooting. In addition, there is a federal hold listed on the roster, which means the BIG law enforcement agencies want a piece of him, too...