Showing posts with label Demetrius Patterson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Demetrius Patterson. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Demetrius Patterson Shot At Pizza Man, Allegedly, AND THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!

Creative stock photo entitled "Nastee Bulletses, Precious" contributed by
an army buddy who served in Afghanistan with me, blog post by John Hoff

When I first read about Demetrius Patterson, who allegedly shot at a pizza man in North Minneapolis because the pizza was too small, I had one urgent and pressing question:

Who is delivering pizza in North Minneapolis? And do they have any specials tonight? And how about a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper?

So I obtained a copy of the criminal complaint...