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It was afternoon the day after St. Patrick's Day when police saw some erratic driving on the 3200 block of 4th Street North and pulled over Kyle Lee Hammes, whose last name (yes) does make me want to sing an old beer commercial about a beer "from the land of sky blue waters."
Hammes was so intoxicated, allegedly, he could barely stand but somehow he'd been driving...
