Photo swiped from Irving Inquisition Blog, and lord only knows where he got it, it's been passed around like a crack whore on Lake Street in the old days, blog post by John Hoff
The arrest of Eric James Yzaguirre, age 21, wouldn't normally be worth any commentary whatsoever in North Minneapolis. Eric lives in South Minneapolis at 3539 12th Ave. S., which the jailhouse roster conveniently lists as "moms house." (That word "moms" really needs a possessive apostrophe) The house is owned by Theresa N. Yzaguirre.
(Thank you, online property records) I should mention there are taxes due on the house. For this year AND for at least one previous year.
Yet the Hennepin County jail is filled with oh-so-innocent-UNTIL-proven-guilty folks, and normally what would this blog care about some South Minneapolis loser charged with domestic violence?
Eric J. Yzaguirre is, however, the son of Theresa N. Yzaguirre,
who has made it her unpaid business to viciously attack North Minneapolis personalities and neighborhood revitalization efforts through her blog, the Mpls Mirror. (It should be noted the publication is, in fact, a one-woman blog with occasional contributors, though its format--like that of the grandiosely titled "IBNN News"--is more dressed up and pretentious than a blog)
Sonny boy Eric was arrested and jailed on November 1, received by the jail at 9:58 a.m. (Thank you, online jailhouse roster)
He was released from custody the next day, at 4:56 PM, thus spending the better part of two days in jail. None other than the notorious Jill Clark has been retained as his attorney, she of the utterly failed "true JACC" lawsuit (more on that later) and various other colorful North Minneapolis episodes. (Thank you, online court docket searchable by attorney)
This should be good. (Rubbing hands together)
Will Clark be alleging some kind of "conspiracy" against the dear lad for his mother's internet ramblings? Not unlike the deep and massive purported "conspiracy" against her other client, Level Three sex offender Peter "Spanky Pete" Rickmyer?
Just so everybody can see how serious all the charges are, here they are...
27-CR-10-49082
Yzaguirre, Eric James
08/28/1990
10/13/2010
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Brookdale
Peterson, Bruce A.
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
Domestic Assault-Misdemeanor-Commits Act With Intent to Cause Fear of Immediate Bodily Harm or Death
Damage to Property-4th Deg-Intentional Damage-Other Circumstances
27-CR-11-32635
Yzaguirre, Eric James
08/28/1990
10/18/2011
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Open
Emergency Telephone Calls/CommunicInterfere with 911 Call
Domestic Assault-Misdemeanor-Intentionally Inflicts/Attempts to Inflict Bodily Harm
Domestic Assault-Misdemeanor-Commits Act With Intent to Cause Fear of Immediate Bodily Harm or Death
Domestic Assault-Misdemeanor-Intentionally Inflicts/Attempts to Inflict Bodily Harm
Domestic Assault-Misdemeanor-Commits Act With Intent to Cause Fear of Immediate Bodily Harm or Death
Disorderly Conduct-Brawling or Fighting
27-CR-11-33938
Yzaguirre, Eric James
08/28/1990
10/28/2011
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Open
Domestic Abuse No Contact Order - Violate No Contact Order - Misdemeanor
Note how there appear to be three separate instances in the courts, dated October 13, 18 and then October 28. The first instance is "domestic assault" and some really minor alleged property damage.
But then on the 18th we see a plethora of six charges, which all appear to be related to some kind of violent or ATTEMPTED violent incident, in the middle of which was an effort to make a 911 call, which was allegedly interfered with...yup, pretty much your standard domestic. It is unknown if these two instances represent different events, or merely the "piling on" of more charges by the prosecutor at a later date.
But then, on October 28, he's charged with violating a no contact order. He ends up in jail on November 1, gets released on November 2.
Now Jill Clark is his attorney.
Hard to say which of these things represents the worst luck.
