The building pictured above is NOT slumlord Keith Reitman's Ugly Ass Chocolate Brown Building.
No, this is one of the "Blue Sisters." This building (and its equally slummy sister, careful as you look at it, you can get splinters in your eyes just from LOOKING at it) recently won the "what should Johnny's next blogging obsession be?" contest.
I just thought I'd make it perfectly clear why...
