In the year 2038, poor and war torn Afghanistan will be an economic powerhouse, (the South Korea of Central Asia) wooly mammoth will once again roam the Siberian tundra after being brought back to life by clever Russian scientists, my son Alex Hoff will be the billionaire owner of the world's foremost robot manufacturing company, and Rufus O. Victor (who killed a mother and two children while fleeing the police in North Minneapolis) will...
...emerge from prison, his dreadlocks now completely gray.
True, it may not be news that somebody's mug shot has finally appeared on the Minnesota Department of Corrections offender locator website, but it seems like these images are not crawled by Googlebots. And I think anybody searching for an image of Rufus O. Victor should be able to find his mug shot conveniently, and readers of Johnny Northside Dot Com should see how Rufus looked before the big iron door went slam.
Look closely at his eyes in the frontal photo.
Is that a TEAR I see?
Who do you feel bad for, Rufus? The mother and two children you killed? Or your own sorry self?