Thursday, May 2, 2013

Patrick Timberlake Sentenced To Eight Years, But Gets One Last Laugh On His Jailers...


Facebook photo labeled "Kease RIP Ray'jon Skitz," which
might depict members of the "Skitz Squad," used under First
Amendment Fair Comment and Criticism, blog post by John
Hoff

Patrick Carl Timberlake, who was a member of the "Skitz Squad" formed for the purpose of revenge and retaliation on behalf of their murdered friend Juwan "Skitz" Osbourne, was recently sentenced to eight years for a shooting spree that injured two people. KSTP reported the sentencing, but other media entities apparently decided Timberlake got enough coverage during his actual guilty plea.

Timberlake was "released" from the Hennepin County Jail on May Day, no doubt boarding that big bus to St. Cloud where new prisoners are categorized and eventually parceled out to various facilities, rather like the processing of fish. I'm not sure how this happened, but the last few weeks of his incarceration Timberlake's home address was listed as 2017 Russell Ave. N.

2013004532TIMBERLAKE, PATRICK.CARL2/6/19962017 RUSSELL AVE N, MINNEAPOLIS, MN 554112/20/2013.13:14


That address does not actually exist. In fact, a Google search for that address only brings up two previous editions of the Hennepin County Jail Roster.

Very funny, Mister Timberlake.

We'll be laughing for the next eight years. 

19 comments:

Johnny Northside! said...

A previous edition of this story had the name "Justin Timberlake" in the headline, though not in the story itself. The name of the subject of the story is, of course, Patrick Timberlake.

Unlike frequent errors in the Hennepin County Jail Roster, this mistake actually got corrected.

Anonymous said...

Justin Timberlake should be in prison, too, on account of his crappy music and for marrying Jessica Biel who was born in Ely, MN and whom I had big plans to woo.

Anonymous said...

What is this photo of?
The Vaseline Gang?

Anonymous said...

A lot of mistakes are made by these professional idiots!

Anonymous said...

Deyse be organizin a visit to PMITAFP. Gotsta be gettin wif all ther frens and relatifs. They all be makin plans to be stayin in ther own rooms at the PMITAF soon. Cause it all be good and chit.

Anonymous said...

Future enrollee's at Stillwater and potential whores who will be sold for cigarettes and potted meat. I will personally sell the second one from the left for a joint full of stems and seeds.

Anonymous said...

porch monkies sitting indoors so they wont get shot

Nate James said...

free prince 2954 R.i.P SKITZ

Anonymous said...

nate, I am glad you posted because now I know what you look like...see you downtown and something has your name on it DOG

Anonymous said...

got damn this da best yall could come up wit lol yall mad ctu free da prince ur weak as judicial system is fuckind dumb red necks

prince timberlake said...

fuck u joohnny u lame ass fuck get yo life u white bitch this what yall do try in take ur young black men down do something better withyo life after all u dont got that long

Anonymous said...

BIG Y

Anonymous said...

Wow porch monkeys people really must be bored we dont walk around dis mf calling yall crackers talking bout you wanna help stop the vilonce this aint doing shit but stirring shit up g

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Patrick not even in the piture though. Idiot

Johnny Northside! said...

There is no statement in the blog post that Patrick is in the photo. There are, however, members of the Skitz Squad in the photo and that is why it is used to illustrate.

Johnny Northside! said...

Oh, by the way...

P-I-C-T-U-R-E

Note spelling.

Anonymous said...

Nobody From The "Skitzsquad Gang" Is In This Picture ! -__- F'U BiNiitchh @Johnny Dick Eye

Anonymous said...

Die l's bitch big y man pop out skits