TURD BURGLAR RESURFACES!!!! Navarr Ross, Previously Convicted In North Minneapolis Thanksgiving Home Break-In, Now Suspected In Rash Of Violent Robberies...

Contributed photo, blog post by John Hoff, it is not known which of the

burglars is pictured or whether it is Navarr Ross, blog post by John Hoff

It was one year ago JNS blog wrote about the very last of a group of Thanksgiving "turd burglars" entering a guilty plea, click here, and that last one to plea was Navarr Ross. 

The burglars, who broke into the home of an elderly and respected Northside senior citizen on Thanksgiving day, 2012, were dubbed "turd burglars" because of a disgusting act, best left undescribed, which one of the burglars committed in the bathroom before a spontaneous posse of Northside neighbors, one wearing superhero pajamas, trapped the burglars in the house long enough for police to catch every one of them...

Predatory Offender Stonewall Jackson Drain Brings Shame Upon His Name, Look Away, Dixieland, Look Away...

Wikicommons photo, blog post by John Hoff

I often see predatory offenders on the jail roster, and sometimes I informally "register" their addresses by dumping information into the comments section of one particular blog post. But Stonewall Jackson Drain (yup, that's really his name) managed to rack up actual criminal charges for (I guess it would be fair to say) really, REALLY not keeping himself properly registered.

Click here for the criminal complaint. 

Drain, who no doubt wishes he was in the land of cotton (or anywhere else for that matter other than the Hennepin County Jail) was picked up for reportedly following a woman at...

A Stolen Gun, A Fractured Skull, And A Stripper Baby Mama Named "Exotica"

Stock photo, blog post by John Hoff

Career criminal Tafari Duffers has already been written up once by JNS blog, and it was just about a year ago that it happened, click here, when he was sitting in jail charged with robbery. Those charges were still pending against Duffers while he was out on the streets, committing more bad deeds, allegedly.

The latest criminal complaint against Duffers reads like a script from a Quentin Tarantino movie...

Wayne Barlow, Accused Of Being The "Parking Garage Bandit," Is Reportedly A Resident Of The Address Pictured Below, JNS Blog Says "Not Likely"

Photo, blog post by John Hoff

The house at 2619 Newton Ave. N. doesn't look like this anymore. It was torn down not long ago, as reported here on JNS blog. The house had sustained tornado damage and reportedly looked WORSE than the photo above.

Currently, another house is being built there. A permit was pulled not long ago to "rough in" the plumbing, so I doubt the house is ready for anybody to live there.

And yet Wayne Barlow, accused of stealing a woman's car from a downtown parking garage, is listed on a criminal complaint as residing at this address. Click here for the criminal complaint.

According to the complaint...

Patrick Timberlake Sentenced To Eight Years, But Gets One Last Laugh On His Jailers...

Facebook photo labeled "Kease RIP Ray'jon Skitz," which
might depict members of the "Skitz Squad," used under First
Amendment Fair Comment and Criticism, blog post by John
Hoff

Patrick Carl Timberlake, who was a member of the "Skitz Squad" formed for the purpose of revenge and retaliation on behalf of their murdered friend Juwan "Skitz" Osbourne, was recently sentenced to eight years for a shooting spree that injured two people. KSTP reported the sentencing, but other media entities apparently decided Timberlake got enough coverage during his actual guilty plea.

Timberlake was "released" from the Hennepin County Jail on May Day, no doubt boarding that big bus to St. Cloud where new prisoners are categorized and eventually parceled out to various facilities, rather like the processing of fish. I'm not sure how this happened, but the last few weeks of his incarceration Timberlake's home address was listed as 2017 Russell Ave. N.

2013004532

TIMBERLAKE, PATRICK.CARL

2/6/1996

2017 RUSSELL AVE N, MINNEAPOLIS, MN 55411

2/20/2013.13:14

That address does not actually exist. In fact, a Google search for that address only brings up two previous editions of the Hennepin County Jail Roster.

Very funny, Mister Timberlake.

We'll be laughing for the next eight years. 

Anthony Linard Collins Was Allegedly Out On Bond Facing A "Prohibited Person In Possession Of A Firearm" Charge When He Was Reportedly In Possession Of GUESS WHAT?

Creative stock photo, blog post by John Hoff

Anthony Linard Collins, who reportedly resides at 3537 3rd Ave. N., is either a walking testament to the fact we need new gun laws or the living embodiment of how the gun laws we already have need to ACTUALLY BE ENFORCED.

I leave it to readers to decide which one. Here are the facts and a link to the criminal complaint against Collins...

Deonate NMN Anderson Was Allegedly Involved In Brooklyn Center Shooting, Lists North Minneapolis "Mailing Address" On Jail Roster...

Creative stock photo (soldiers oversees in combat zones get free postage just by writing "free mail" where the stamp should go) blog post by John Hoff

Deonte Anderson, DOB 11/25/84, is sitting in the Hennpin County Jail right now where he has been since May 15. According to the jailhouse roster, Anderson lists 1816 Freemont (sic) Avenue North as his mailing address. The city listed in "Minneapolis" though, interestingly, the roster lists an Eagan zip code of 55122.

How often do the jail personnel who put this information into the roster have to take drug tests? (Sarcasm font) I'm just wondering aloud, here, just a random unconnected thought. (End sarcasm font)

I recently obtained a copy of Anderson's criminal indictment over the shooting allegations, click here for a copy. According to the complaint...

Christopher Dewitt Bell Convicted On Drug Charges, His Address Is Alleged To Be A "Buildable Lot" Owned By CPED...

Stock photo, blog post by John Hoff

Christopher Dewitt Bell was sentenced yesterday for first degree drug possession and is on his way to prison to serve an 84 month sentence, according to online court data. Bell is sitting in the Hennepin County Jail this moment, no doubt waiting for the bus or van which pulls up from time to time and picks up a load for the big house. What sort of music plays on the radio during the drive to St. Cloud, where all new inmates are processed?

Here's what I would pick...

First Deprived Of Their Liberty, Then Served Up As Part Of Jailhouse Roster Nuggets; What Else Can Go Wrong For These Two Predatory Offenders?

Creative stock photo, Newseum, Washington DC, blog post by John Hoff

Deangelo Dvontay Gilmer, DOB 1/22/90, was picked up for (alleged) failure to register as a predatory offender. He was released but his information--including his reported address at 3350 Dupont Ave. N.--was caught in my net like an interesting bug.

Deangelo? Consider yourself to be...

What Is Up With The All The Nonexistent Addresses On The Hennepin County Jail Roster?

Stock photo, blog post by John Hoff

Juanio NMN Deleon, whose purported date of birth is 3/4/86, is sitting in jail this moment facing possible controlled substance charges. There's also a "hold" on him from the Aitkin County Sheriff's Department, with bail set at $6,000.

Deleon's address, according to the jail roster, is 2211 Fremont Ave. N.

That address doesn't actually exist...