Sunday, March 9, 2014

Jamica "The Driver" Holden Arrested YET AGAIN For Alleged DWI, Expected To Hit The Road Soon After She Makes Her $300 Bail...

Mugshot, therefore public domain, blog post by John Hoff

Somebody please put this disturbed woman in jail for a long time before she kills a decent citizen upon the highways and byways. It was only in January I wrote how Jamica "The Driver" Holden, whose long and illustrious criminal career includes driving the getaway car during an infamous murder, had been arrested for DWI.

It was Yogi Berra who famously said, "It's deja vu all over again." Today, March 9, Holden is in jail again, arrested on...

...probable cause for DWI. She had a bench warrant for the OTHER DWI, apparently the one I wrote about back in January.

Jamica's bail is only $300 so she'll probably have enough left over to hit the bars right after she gets sprung then drive her drunk, sloppy self home because if there's one thing Jamica does, it's DRIVE. Who sets bail that low? I'm not sure because the new charge hasn't hit MNCIS yet.

This much I know, however: The revolving door of the justice system looks exactly like this; bizarre road killed skunk haircut and all. Be careful on the roads tonight, Johnny Northside readers, especially if the car coming at you looks like the driver is wearing some kind of hat made from one of those "fancy breed" chickens.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude your lame. Is that all u do is talk trash behind a computer you wanna be mpls good for nuthin pig!!

jamica said...

IM OUT NOW BLOG THAT

Anonymous said...

Your a sorry s.o.b. Maybe you should know something or someone before you open your big mouth.

Anonymous said...

You are a sorry, miserable s .o.b.
You should know something or someone before you talk shit about them.

Johnny Northside! said...

Don't drink and type.

Johnny Northside! said...

You know when people talk about hitting bottom and realizing they need help with their drinking? Why don't you consider this your bottom, crawl out of your bottle, and get some help before you're sitting in jail for vehicular homicide charges.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Jamarcus, your accomplice in the murder of Mr. Marks in the Robbinsdale home-murder invasion, GEORGE WATKINS, is still in jail for his latest act of evil and justice will be served on your man-looking ass soon. Karma will bite you and it will need a rabies shot, unfortunately.

Anonymous said...

U need to get a life and u need to get off the bottle u pussy ass cop u lost your job as a cop now this all u got to do.bitch now LOL):

jamica said...

I'm a dam good looking man I'm probably wit ur man. I can care less about George

Anonymous said...

suck your own dick, jamale, and then do society a favor and light yourself on fuego.

Anonymous said...

That "road killed skunk haircut" is called STYLE.
Ain't you got no class?

It was very popular in the early eighties as well. It all comes back in style.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Northside, You're really not as covered as you'd like to think. There is nothing that law enforcement and government can do to save you from a person like me. continue with your pathetic blogs. We're coming from you, and there will NEVER be a physical presence.

Anonymous said...

STICK A DICK IN IT JAMALE,943 AM, I HEARD YOUR DISEASED MOUTH CAN HOLD FIVE AT A TIME. IT'S ALSO NICE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE COMING from HIM...YOU ARE ONE ILLITERATE UGLY DUDE.

Johnny Northside! said...

I do not care one bit for that comment about somebody's mouth, etc., and I am only approving the comment in the spirit of a vigorous free speech debate about the issues in our neighborhood.