I often see predatory offenders on the jail roster, and sometimes I informally "register" their addresses by dumping information into the comments section of one particular blog post. But Stonewall Jackson Drain (yup, that's really his name) managed to rack up actual criminal charges for (I guess it would be fair to say) really, REALLY not keeping himself properly registered.
Click here for the criminal complaint.
Drain, who no doubt wishes he was in the land of cotton (or anywhere else for that matter other than the Hennepin County Jail) was picked up for reportedly following a woman at...
....29th and Oliver. Police ran his name and it turns out he was convicted of Third Degree Criminal Sexual Conduct and, therefore, he's supposed to keep himself registered as a predatory offender. Drain had himself listed as a resident of the Aqua Hotel where he was supposedly staying with his sister.
Or, as Joe Dirt would put it, "You're my sister. Oh, god, you're my SISTER!!!!"
A "compliance check" had been performed some months ago and it turned out Stonewall Jackson Drain was non-complaint.
Was it an actual act of REBELLION? Well, I guess you'd have to ask Stonewall Jackson Drain.
Drain's address is listed on the criminal complaint as 6343 Bryant Ave. N. This address doesn't actually exist, unless you were to add "Oklahoma City" after it instead of Minneapolis.
It is strongly suspected that, within the confines of the Hennepin County Jail, Stonewall Jackson Drain doesn't go by his first name.