Human Chess Tournament, Photo Four (The Undead Rook Gives Advice)

Photo by John Hoff

After dying within the first couple moves, (no fault of his own, obviously) Jeff Skrenes got involved giving advice on the sidelines.

At one point I talked to Jeff about the situation with Junaid Maalik, the sex offender squatting at 3024 6th Street North. I kept smirking as Jeff updated me on the situation, and finally I had to say, "I'm sorry, it would be so much easier to take what you're saying seriously if you weren't dressed like part of the Burger King's entourage."

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