Showing posts with label bureaucracy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bureaucracy. Show all posts

Sunday, November 29, 2009

New Winterization Rules Hit Vacant Minneapolis Properties...

Photo by John Hoff

A couple weeks ago, I started noticing a new kind of official notice hitting the doors of vacant properties in North Minneapolis. As regular readers know, official placards get me all excited like a new bird gets a bird watcher excited, like a rare coin excites a coin collector. A NEW KIND OF OFFICIAL NOTICE? Be still, my foolish heart!

The new notices concern the winterization of vacant properties, and basically inform the property owner that...

They'd better winterize their property, or the city will do it for them.

At first when I saw the notices, I was glad. Absentee banks and irresponsible property owners who have gone belly up are doing great damage to North Minneapolis housing stock, simply by ignoring properties and leaving houses to be ravaged by the elements; whether it be weather or copper thieves.

However, my continued observations and conversations with sources lead me to wonder how effective the winterization program is. I see notices slapped on houses that I know for a fact were vacant last year at this time. (And how time flies! I remember winterization stories from November 2008, click here for an example)

I ask you, dear readers, what is the point of winterizing a house that has been vacant for years? The damage is already done. Maybe gaining entry to the property is useful in a regulatory way, and "winterization" is just a good excuse to get inside. In that case, I wish the city luck with all their future endeavors.

And, hey, at least the effort has produced a cool new placard for a small, obscure group of Northside hobbyists you might call "paper watchers."

Sunday, July 12, 2009

618 25th Ave. N. Is Pretty Much Backhoe Bait...


Photos By John Hoff

Yet another long-vacant house in the Hawthorne Neighborhood has a hot date with backhoe destiny: word is 618 25th Ave. N. has an execution order, and it's apparently a matter of days or weeks before this one goes down like so many others. The face of North Minneapolis is getting a facelift, with one slummy building after another being replaced by grassy lots. Massive revitalization is for real, this time, not empty promises or a false start.

Those of us who are fighting to turn our neighborhood around--and succeeding by overwhelming measure, judging by recent crime stats--always have mixed feelings about demolition. On the one hand...

...crummy buildings fall into the hands of crummy people, and then we have to ride these slumlords like a rodeo steer, slapping their sorry butt with the bureaucratic equivalent of a cowboy hat. So if the building is falling apart and not cost-effective to fix, we're not sorry to see it go down. Usually. Not always. 

On the other hand, even the toughest buildings have character which can't be replaced, and as our neighborhood becomes more trendy, more revitalized every day and every hour, the destruction of these buildings may represent the loss of impossible-to-replace treasures.

Like so many other crummy buildings, 618 25th Ave. N. has my fingerprints on its history. I personally called 311 about the siding as it began to disappear, piece-by-piece. And I look forward to the day I can call 311 about a weedy, vacant lot needing mowing. 

(Am I the only one who thinks vacant lots should have a little sign with the address, for 311 and 911 purposes? How often have I had to say, "Well, it's just south of this OTHER address, which actually HAS a house on it...")

Sunday, June 28, 2009

A Lovely New Crop Of Official Paper (Be Still My Foolish Heart!)




Just when you think you've seen every cool variation of "official paper" that can hit the doors of vacant, foreclosed houses...something new appears to keep the avid placard watcher interested and excited.

In the last few days, salmon-colored tax delinquency placards have been hitting both doors and vacant lots...

...including this property, pictured above, in the Hawthorne Eco Village cluster project. It seems to be another wave of the foreclosure crisis. Though it takes years for a property to become tax forfeited, it can take less time in North Minneapolis because this is a "targeted area" and therefore delinquent properties fall into the hands of the county more quickly.

I doubt these properties will ever sell at an auction, however. I think most of them will fall into the hands of official and quasi-official entities as part of our ongoing revitalization efforts. That's OK, though. If you want a cheap home, you don't need to scour tax forfeiture lists. Just get yourself a Realtor and start looking in NoMi (North MInneapolis).

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Taste The Regulatory Rainbow...

Photo By John Hoff

I spotted this house in Lyndale Ave. N., several blocks north of Lowry and naturally I was drawn to seek out what housing inspections gold might be found at the end of the rainbow...

Upon closer examination, I found the address was cited for illegal occupancy three different ways, including people stuffed in the attic. The house also had no water. Oh, and it was CONDEMNED.

Given all that, you have to wonder what offensive things were written on the placard which is clearly missing, where some sticky residue is visible on the glass of the door where the placard was ripped down.

As far as I can tell, five placards is a record. But records are made to be broken!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Rare, Beautiful, Lemon Yellow "Unlawful Occupancy" Placard...

Photo By John Hoff 

What is it I love so much about "official paper" slapped on the doors of houses? I am like a birdwatcher who sees the flash of colorful plumage, and must draw near to gaze in wonder.

Recently, I saw a placard of the purest shade of lemon yellow, and right away I thought, "I haven't seen THAT color before!" Oh, sure, I'd previously seen the slightly-green tinged lemon-lime color, which is the generic "official notice" placard demanding, for example, abatement of conditions such as "boarded building."

But this was not lemon-lime, this was sunshiny yellow. I came near to see what it could be...

It turned out to be an "unlawful occupancy" sticker. I'd never even SEEN one of those before. I'd heard rumors of their existence, but here was one right before my very eyes. I snapped a photo and drew away quietly, so as not to disturb the sticker's natural habitat.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

"No Ground Cover" Merits A 311 Report (Who Knew?)

Photo By John Hoff

Through constant contact with the 311 system, I keep learning new tricks. Of course, the first thing I want to do when I learn a new trick is to pass it on to EVERYBODY...

Some days ago, I was calling in a weedy, overgrown BACK yard. Of course, the front yard was mostly bare, exposed dirt, so I wasn't complaining about 12-inch dandelions on THAT score. No, I was just calling in the BACK yard.

The 311 operator asked me some specifics about the yard because--as it turned out--there was an open report for "no ground cover" on the front yard.

My ears got all pointy at that moment. Be still, my foolish heart, a new category of violation that can be called in on vacant, bank owned properties? 

Sigh. Contentment. 

The 311 system is like a complex, beautiful lover...just when things start to get into a routine, there's a delightful new twist to spice up EVERYTHING. Am I not the happiest "Pro-City" resident to ever LIVE and LOVE MINNEAPOLIS?

Yeah, I get excited about geeky municipal things.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Time To Put "Dana D Roman Numeral Three" On The Public Radar: This Is What Slumlording Looks Like...

Stock Photo By John Hoff

A person described as a "concerned NoMi resident" passed a bunch of stuff my way about a slumlord empire called "Dana D (Roman Numeral) Three" properties, and I'm more than happy to be a conduit for information. I can't take credit for this, except in my conduit-y way.

Here's is the slummy fun ride, as follows...


First, there was an MPR article on this situation several months ago. Here's the link to it:
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2009/03/02/mplsforeclose/

They also had a map of Danna D III properties. Here's that map:
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/features/2009/03/02_property_losses/index.shtml

Armed with this information, (the concerned NoMi citizen) looked up property tax information at the Hennepin County website: http://www16.co.hennepin.mn.us/pins/addrsrch.jsp

And I looked up property information at the city of Minneapolis website:
http://apps.ci.minneapolis.mn.us/AddressApp/SearchByAddress.aspx?AppID=PIApp

I searched property-by-property from the info on the map. I don't know how Brandt Williams (of MPR) got his info. All properties are owned by Danna D III properties and list Julia A Rozhansky, 612-250-7400 as a contact person (when such a contact person is listed) Two other constants: every delinquent property tax bill listed in the MPR article of 3/2/09 was brought
current. And none of the TISH items that they actually complied with were done before the deadline.

4653 Bryant Ave N
As of the 3/2/09 article, owed $5,146.76 in back taxes
As of 5/20/09 had not paid 5/15 taxes of $1,639.13 plus a late fee of $65.57
provisional rental license through 8/31/09
TISH done 4/27/08, 16 items, 15 unresolved

3710 Girard Ave N
3/2/09 - owed $2,655.22 in back taxes
5/20/09 - $908.25 + $36.33
provisional rental through 8/31/09
TISH - 5/1/08 deadline
8 items, 7 unresolved
$1,301.50 in special assessments in 2009 (removal of rubbish, continued
fines for unpaid assessment)

3456 Penn Ave N
3/2/09 - $3,970.82 in back taxes
5/20/09 - $905.90 + $36.24
provisional rental through 8/31/09
TISH deadline 4/23/08
14 items, 0 resolved

3530 Logan Ave N
delinquent on '08 taxes $2,019.60
5/20 - $901.08 + $36.04
provisional rental license through 8/31/09, in review 1/30/09
TISH done on 11/27/07, no deadline listed (why???)
15 items, 0 resolved

3251 N 6th St
3/2/09 - $3,919.14
5/20 - $1,608.48 + $64.34
provisional rental license through 8/31/09, in review 2/20/09
TISH deadline 5/1/08
19 items, 0 resolved
$175 special assessment for rubbish removal

3126 Thomas Ave N
3/2/09 - $4,193.64
5/20/09 - $1,740.56 + $69.62
provisional rental license through 8/31/09
TISH deadline 5/1/08
43 items, 4 resolved

3026 Thomas Ave N
3/2/09 - $2,267.32
5/20/09 - $1,132.14 + $45.29
provisional 8/31/09
TISH deadline 5/1/08
16 items, 0 resolved

2935 Queen Ave N
3/2/09 - $2,508.66
5/20/09 - $1,027.43 + $41.10
provisional 8/31/09
TISH deadline 4/15/08
12 items, 1 resolved
$175 special assessment - rubbish removal

2648 Russell Ave N
3/2/09 - $2,879.78
5/20/09 - $1,003.19 + $40.13
provisional 8/31/09
TISH deadline 5/1/08
31 items, 1 resolved
'09 special assessment $134 cut grass

2700 Morgan Ave N
3/2/09 - $1,454.12
5/20/09 - $1,071.64 + $42.87
provisional 8/31/09
TISH deadline 5/1/08
7 items, 0 resolved

2818 Aldrich Ave N
3/2/09 - $2346.26
5/20/09 - $876.33 + $35.05
provisional 8/31/09
TISH - not signed by buyer, no deadline
2 items, 0 resolved

2321 4th St N
3/2/09 - $3,630.88
5/20/09 - $1,341.78 + $53.67
open/approved license 8/31/09
TISH - 5/1/08 deadline
24 items, 0 resolved

2031 James Ave N
3/2/09 - $2,671.92
5/20/09 - $1,587.69 + $63.51
3/13/09 license in review
TISH - 5/11/08 deadline
33 items, 7 resolved

1514 Thomas Ave N
3/2/09 - $2,250.34
5/20/09 - $891.96 + $35.68
3/4/09 VBR registration
TISH - 5/1/08 deadline
16 items, 0 resolved
$6,665 in '09 special assessments

1723 Girard Ave N
3/2/09 - $2,272.00
5/20/09 - $933.77 + $37.35
provisional 8/31/09
TISH - 3/31/08 deadline
15 items, 1 resolved
'09 $200 citation/special assessment

1301 16th Ave N
3/2/09 - $2,530.66
5/20/09 - $492.85 + $19.71
approved license 8/31/09
TISH - 5/2/05 deadline
7 items, 0 resolved

1418 Logan Ave N
5/20 - $724.42 + $28.98
undetermined amount in prior years taxes due (will find out tomorrow) no license
TISH 6/23/08 deadline
12 items, 3 resolved

1112 18th Ave N
5/20/09 - $456.38 + $18.26
undetermined amount in prior taxes
no TISH issued/available online
'09 special assessments - $350 rubbish removal, $758 boarding (likely a
$6,000 VBR fee coming up, but not showing online yet)

2659 Queen Ave N
5/20 - $1,812.14 + $72.49
undetermined amount in prior taxes
condemned, code compliance required in place of TISH
'09 special assessment $308 (likely another $6,000 VBR fee not showing yet)

2941 Fremont Ave N
5/20 - $1,782.61 + $71.30
undetermined amount in prior taxes
open rental 8/31/09
TISH 5/1/08 deadline
21 items, 6 resolved
'09 special assessment $134 vegetation removal

3530 Morgan Ave N
3/2/09 - $1,861.08
5/20 - $1,406.12 + $56.24
provisional 8/31/09
TISH - 5/1/08 deadline
12 items, 0 resolved

3953 Dupont Ave N
5/20/09 - $2,207.38 + $88.30
undetermined amount in prior taxes
provisional 8/31/09
no TISH online
'09 special assessment $325 rubbish removal

JNS Blog says: Wow, that's quite an impressive little empire. I have faith city officials are either all over it or soon will be.

My question is CAN THEY BE SUED?

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Unsecured, Open To Trespass, And Being TIMED



Photo By John Hoff 

This house sits across from a day care center. The front door is wide open, decorated with an old "STOP WORK" order.

I called it in to 311 as a vacant, unsecured house. Now I'm timing that sucker with a stop watch.

Last year, after SOME citizens started taking things into their own hands under the city's "adopt houses" mandate, and doing what was necessary to secure our neighborhood against copper thieves, whores and crackheads, the official boarding process got a bit faster. It started taking a couple days instead of, oh gee, WEEKS.

Or a MONTH.

But somehow I think...


...in the last few months that increased speed, that sense of urgency has just evaporated. So it's time for a test. And this house, RIGHT ACROSS FROM A DAY CARE CENTER, is the test. I'll be watching this one, and if it doesn't get the attention it needs in a reasonable period of time, I'll be griping about it over and over.

In a related matter: Hawthorn Crossings strip mall continues to be a cesspool of open air drug dealing, with no on-site security evident, except meaningless "NO LOITERING" signs which may serve some function as back-scratchers, but appear to have no other function. I hear some important North Minneapolis names are associated with this strip mall and some of the businesses at that mall.


Wednesday, April 29, 2009

JNS BLOG EXCLUSIVE: SNOW FOODS STRIP MALL IS BEING GUTTED!!!

Photo By John Hoff

Reliable word comes from Homewood resident Brian Reichow--a true urban pioneer in NoMi--that the Snow Foods store and associated strip mall at Penn and Plymouth is being gutted by heavy equipment even as I type these words. The building will apparently remain, but the interior is being completely renovated and revised as part of University of Minnesota "UROC" efforts.

I have, in the past, criticized the U of M for not moving much, much faster at Penn and Plymouth. But today is progress and I celebrate and I thank Brian for getting me this info so I can share it with all of you! The struggle for urban utopia moves forward with shoe leather, emails, blog posts, concerned calls to public officials, 311 reports, and--perhaps most dramatically--on the clanking treads of heavy equipment.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Preparing For The Next Census In North Minneapolis, Throwing Around Predictions

Photo By John Hoff 


Yesterday, a young man working for the Census Bureau was walking up to the doors of houses in the Hawthorne Neighborhood, stopping about five feet from each door as though halted by an invisible force...

He was punching data into a handheld device.

Not knowing who he was, or what he was about, but realizing he was somebody OFFICIAL, I asked him his mission. He identified himself--actually holding up his census taker ID, around his NECK--and said he was entering data about the locations of houses in preparation for the next census.

GOOD IDEA. There are so many formerly-occupied houses which are now VACANT LOTS, I can see where it might get confusing for the Census Bureau. Without going through and physically checking the locations of homes, they could waste a lot of effort looking for something which is no longer there. Of course, by the time the census is actually taken, MANY more buildings will be demolished. So I hope this won't be the only "go through."

A friend of mine who cares a lot about neighborhood demographics recently made a stunning prediction about the next census: the final data will show North Minneapolis is no longer a majority black neighborhood.

I disagreed with my contact. I was all, like, NO WAY. Yes, the foreclosure crisis has deeply impacted our neighborhood with many people moving out, and new people moving in, but I figure this just produces the same overall percentages of various ethnicities, not any dramatic change. The sheer drop in the number of PEOPLE living in North Minneapolis, now THAT will be interesting, I say.

My friend was insistent, and probably more insistent after drinking half a bottle of very good wine: LOOK AROUND, said the friend, start calculating.

I am always willing to consider data contrary to my own opinion, so I contemplated this counterpoint. I told my friend about the time, quite recently, I boarded a No. 22 bus and started counting heads, doing an informal census of my own. My "straw poll bus census" produced an even split between white and black on that particular day, riding that particular bus, which was VERY ODD FOR THAT BUS ROUTE. In fact, that's the reason I started counting heads in the first place: I wanted data to back up my gut-level perception that something wasn't the same as usual on that bus, that particular morning.

Not wanting to be disagreeable with my friend--especially over a bottle of good wine--I said I'd be more likely to believe this kind of result with the upcoming census: North Minneapolis might be no longer "majority black," but certainly not "majority white." There are huge pockets of Hmong families, the families often three generations with many children. Furthermore, there are many people who will be declaring their biracial heritage, especially in the wake of the election of President Obama. One should not parse individual human beings: biracial is its own category.

I would be more likely to believe, in the next census, North Minneapolis might be in a state of "diverse plurality" with white, black, Asian, biracial, and a relatively small number of other races, nobody holding a majority. I would also be more likely to believe a situation of "majority black, but with deep losses in overall numbers."

The thing is, though, NOBODY REALLY KNOWS. Riding a bus doesn't tell you. Thinking up all the people you know and where they live doesn't tell you. Looking at real estate data doesn't tell you, though what's happening with real estate appears to be the reason things might change so much, so fast.

Really, the only thing that can tell you with a veneer of official accuracy is the United States census, which is why we have a census in the first place.

But can I find information to completely rebut my friend's stunning prediction? No, I can't. And that's why the question fascinates me, because it is deeply important and yet NOBODY KNOWS. So I thought I'd just throw the question out there, for consideration.

One thing is for sure: the next census will show dramatic changes in our North Minneapolis neighborhoods produced by the foreclosure crisis. But the question is: WHAT will those dramatic changes be?

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Kenya McKnight "Sounded Insane" And Had A Homemade Tattoo As She Appealed Fifth Ward Convention Results

Photo By John Hoff

I was given some details about Kenya McKnight's argument and testimony yesterday before the Minnesota State DFL Constitution Committee. Council Member Don Samuels won the convention endorsement on the third round of voting, but Kenya McKnight, attorney and public figure Ben Myers, and former JACC Executive Director Jerry Moore have filed a similarly-worded complaint. A meeting of the Fifth Ward "C and B" Committee was held yesterday to deal with the matter of the complaint.

Kenya McKnight's verbal arguments took over an hour, as she went on and on like a mental patient off her meds.

(Like. Like. Like. Let me emphasize "Like.")

At one point, according to somebody's very detailed notes, Kenya actually argued the convention should be nullified because SHE wasn't organized. But then she contradicted herself by saying something like "We had candidate info because we were organized." At another point she argued "my people and the DFL" didn't tell her what the rules were.

You have to wonder what she means by "my people" since...


...she still lists no campaign staff at her website as of today! Obviously, Jerry Moore and Ben Myers are playing roles, but they aren't LISTED. You gotta wonder about a thing like that. Why be reluctant to admit Jerry Moore and--?

Never mind. It's obvious why you'd be reluctant.

As Kenya stood and argued, one person noticed she had (what appeared to be) an amateur tattoo on her forearm, and also a "big blue dot the size of a nickel" upon one of her hands. Her speech was a disorganized waterfall of words which was not terribly organized but somehow took an hour. It was noted that when Jerry Moore rose to give testimony/make arguments, he actually had his remarks organized along the lines of the questions which had to be answered, "Was the challenge timely? Were convention rules NOT followed? Were delegates sent notice? Was there a failure of somebody to do their duty?"

By the organization of Jerry's speech, my source was led to conclude "Jerry Moore is the smartest of the bunch."

At one point, one of the committee members said, normally, the challenged person gets the final word. Usually, that would have been Don Samuels, pictured above. HOWEVER, because Kenya McKnight's challenge DID NOT INCLUDE A REQUEST FOR A REMEDY, this meant Don should not get the last word, as he was not being challenged.

Remarkably, according to my source, this legalistic utterance seemed to CHEER the Kenya McKnight people. They didn't appear to understand the full import of the words "didn't include a request for a remedy," which is along the lines of filing a lawsuit but then forgetting to ask for money.

It's unknown when this sad little farce will conclude, but it's pretty easy to predict HOW it will conclude:

COMPLAINT DENIED.

Monday, April 20, 2009

JNS BLOG EXCLUSIVE: Sunday's 4th Ward Meeting, Troy Parker Challenge Rejected

Photo by Don Allen

After my previous blog post about the 4th Ward DFL rejecting the post-convention challenges of Troy Parker, Don Allen of the IBNN blog kindly forwarded a photo of the proceedings. This is what Minneapolis history looked like in the 4th Ward, when Troy Parker tried...but fell way short.

My simple political analysis is this: in the wake of the foreclosure crisis and its huge impact on North Minneapolis, SOME constituents are indeed unhappy with Don Samuels and Barb Johnson.

However, by a margin of roughly 60/40, more constituents SUPPORT Don Samuels and Barb Johnson. Both Troy Parker and Kenya McKnight should accept the judgment of the DFL and just...pack it up and quit wasting their efforts, which could go into making their neighborhood better.

ADDENDUM: February 6, 2011. This blog post was written before I and many others in North Minneapolis discovered what a disreputable con man character Don Allen is. I would advise anybody: Do not trust Don Allen. Seek further information about Don Allen from various online sources before having any contact with him.


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JNS BLOG EXCLUSIVE: Troy Parker Challenges To 4th Ward DFL Convention Results, Er, RESOLVED

Stock Photo By John Hoff 

An email was forwarded to me which appears to be the last salvo in the marathon 4th Ward convention battle, which went 11 vote rounds but ultimately endorsed veteran city council member Barb Johnson over challenger Troy Parker. 

The email pretty much...

...speaks for itself, so I'll let it do the speaking:

(From Mike Rothman to various recipients)

Sunday, April 19, 2009 7:19 PM

Subject: DECISION ON HEARING OF 4TH WARD CONVENTION CHALLENGES

COMMISSION ON CONSTITUTION AND BYLAWS MINNESOTA DEMOCRATIC-FARMER-LABOR PARTY

DECISION ON HEARING OF 4TH WARD CONVENTION CHALLENGES

After considering the written statements from the challengers, statements from the persons being challenged, statements from all persons who wished to present relevant testimony on the matters, and after a hearing for the presentation of live testimony and evidence before the full Commission on April 19, 2009, the Commission has decided to not sustain any of the challenges.

Dated: April 19, 2009

Mike Rothman
Vicki Wright

Co-chairs of the Constitution and Bylaws Commission

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Interesting Curbside Fridge, Plus, Oh Yeah, Hearing Scheduled Over Kenya McKnight/Jerry Moore/Ben Myers Challenge To 5th Ward DFL Convention Results

Photo By John Hoff

So I saw this fridge just south of Farview Park, on "Desolation Row," and I thought it was pretty cool--even by fridge standards--so I snapped a picture of it. 

In other, purely lesser and secondary news...

Here's the unedited word on the challenge to the 5th Ward DFL Convention results, just the way this hit my inbox.

COMMISSION ON CONSTITUTION AND BYLAWS
MINNESOTA DEMOCRATIC-FARMER-LABOR PARTY

NOTICE OF HEARING


Pursuant to the 2008-2009 Official Call of the Minnesota State DFL Party, a hearing will be held on April 25, 2009, 1:30 p.m., in the Conference Room, Minnesota DFL Party Headquarters, 255 East Plato Blvd., St. Paul, MN 55107, before the three-person panel of the Constitution and Bylaws Commission.

Any written statements from the challenger, statements from the person being challenged, and statements from any other person(s) who wish to present relevant testimony on the matter must be submitted to the Commission on or before Monday, April 20, 2009, by e-mail to mrothman@gmail.comand vickiwright@comcast.netwith a hard copy by regular mail to Mike Rothman and Vicki Wright at the Minnesota DFL Party Headquarters, 255 East Plato Blvd, St. Paul, MN 55107-1623.

Parties and any interested person(s) will also have an opportunity to present live testimony and evidence on the date of the hearing.

Dated: April 13, 2009

Mike Rothman

Vicki Wright

Co-chairs of the Constitution and Bylaws Commission

Attachments: 2 challenge forms

cc: Kenya McKnight, Don Samuels, Benjamin Myers, Jerry Moore, Brian Bushay, Judy Baker, Brian Melendez

Note from JNS: I guess when Kenya McKnight was asked whether she would abide by the convention results, she really SHOULD have been asked whether she would BELIEVE the convention results, or whether she would prefer to believe evil, deeply hidden, malignant forces (Queen of England, cough cough) were distorting the results.

Meanwhile, Kenya hasn't OFFICIALLY announced whether she's still running, but a recent Insight News puff piece talks about McKnight planning to gather signatures on a "petition." Once again, it seems as though Al McFarlane is the one doing all the talking for Kenya McKnight.

PHOTOS: This Is Why Mr. Slummy's Bloody, Decapitated Head Ended Up On A Pole, A Graphic Lesson That We Ain't Partial To Slumlords Round These Parts!!!








Photos By Jeff Skrenes 

From top to bottom, here's the pictures which illustrate the previous blog post.

You now what this first picture reminds me of? When I was a little kid, there was a store at the Viking Plaza Mall in Alexandria, Minnesota which sold nothing but Western-themed items. A rack near the cash register sold humorous postcards, showing cartoony cowboy construction projects like fanciful outhouses poised, precariously, over...

...steep cliffs.

Yeah, that's what this picture reminds me of. Well, except for the part about it being humorous.

Some readers might be wondering what is that rounded, barrel like structure on the bottom, also clear in the second and third photo? 

Well, that's what's called a "cistern." These were common at one time. You'd capture rainwater and use the water for washing, drinking, bathing. Green, sustainable technology might yet bring back the cistern. We shall see. In the meantime, it's good to know many old houses actually have cisterns and the owners are unaware of their existence, because they've been covered over.

The fourth photo really shows how EXPANSION and ADDITION were clearly being plotted, not demolition of the structure. In the fifth photo: yes, that's a great idea. Hold up the house with a very large toothpick.

Next photo: this is not "where's Waldo?" This is "can you spot the busted sewer pipe?"

Second to last photo: now that our elite anti-slumlord unit has actually defeated a "Baby Backhoe of Doom," scientists can study the incident for clues to save our neighborhood from the adult version of the BACKHOE OF DOOM!!!!

In the last photo, you see the slumlord to the left of the Baby Backhoe of Doom--his head still attached to his shoulders at this point--walking toward Jeff. I'm told that today Jeff walked up and shook the hand of a city inspector while the slumlord was standing there, glaring daggers.

Well, as much as a severed head can "glare daggers" at anybody.

WARNING!!! City Inspectors & Hawthorne Neighborhood Puts Wannabe Slumlord's Severed Head On A Pole, An Object Of Horror And WARNING!!!

Photo By Jeff Skrenes


It happened over the Easter weekend: a wannabe slumlord (or possibly one of his employees, though we think it was Mister Slummy himself) started digging a massive hole behind 2515 3rd St. N.

Not just ANY hole, mind you. This was...

...a "dig to China" hole. This was a "oh, my word, is he looking for DINOSAUR BONES?!" kinda hole. This is when you wonder--you seriously worry and wonder--whether the earth will give way and the house will fall (ass over china hutch over tea kettle) into the earth's gaping maw.

Pictures will follow. YOU WILL SEE.

Real estate agent, housing preservationist, and Hawthorne's newest, arguably HOTTEST resident, Constance Nompelis (No-bell-iss) was our Paul Revere, sounding the alarm on her "Over North" blog with cell phone pictures. Discussion took place on an unrelated chat thread of THIS blog while Housing Director Jeff Skrenes was on vacation in the "UP" of Michigan, with Jeff saying he was ON IT--very seriously ON IT--the red hot second he got back.

Dyna Sluyter was on the issue as well, absolutely LIGHTING UP the e-democracy forum while the incident was still ongoing.

In the meantime, voice mail and email inboxes of public officials slowly filled up with the frantic cry for help from the Hawthorne neighborhood, where very involved, very wired, very communicative NoMi citizens were rallying like MINUTEMEN to face off the red coats.

But it was Jeff's crystal clear digital pictures and the office of Council Member Diane Hofstede which sent city inspectors to the site POST HASTE, ripping off the adhesive from the order to STOP WORK IMMEDIATELY. Yet long before those inspectors arrived, Jeff Skrenes PERSONALLY confronted the slumlord.

The slumlord got out of what Jeff called his "Baby Backhoe of Doom" and walked rapidly toward Jeff. It was clear the slumlord was getting pretty tired of citizens standing at the edge of his beautiful hole with cameras and horrified expressions. He tried to tell Jeff he had all the proper permits to do this.

"NO YOU DON'T!" Jeff said, and he said it LOUD. Jeff said he'd called the city and the slumlord DID NOT have an excavation permit, and that was clearly what was happening HERE: not mere demolition, but EXCAVATION, like "TELL ME WHEN YOU HIT MAGMA" excavation.

The slumlord was clearly digging a hole to put in a basement, expand the house, and pack in as many renters as he could. KEEP IN MIND this house is zoned R2-B, which means it can't have more than two units without a special zoning variance, which this house--what's left it--DOES NOT HAVE.

(Jeff, who is a Star Wars geek, also noted "R2-B" might be an R2 unit whose primary language is Bocci)

"I AM THE NEIGHBORHOOD HOUSING DIRECTOR!" Jeff said, facing down the slumlord. "YOU DO NOT COME TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD AND THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS!"

I'm not sure if expletives were thrown around. If they were, I wouldn't quote 'em. This is the true grit it takes to protect our neighborhood, and it's a good thing we have a Housing Director who is also something of a body builder, because it's moments like this you need a big, muscular guy from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan to face down a slumlord armed with a "Baby Backhoe of Doom," most likely a "Bobcat."

HOW MANY TIMES will this need to happen before the slumlords figure it out? It happened on "Desolation Row" near Fairview Park, the first place I ever saw what a "STOP WORK IMMEDIATELY" order looks like. It happened at 3001 6th St. N., when I personally called it in to the Department of Inspections, and blogged about it here. This very thing has happened other places in Hawthorne, too.

Slumlords obtain a property dirt cheap, and then come into the neighborhood thinking North Minneapolis is a place where nobody cares, where permits can be ignored, where it's pretty much the wild west and the only law is renters need to pay money by the first of the month or they'll be out in the street.

But that's NOT how it is. You pull up with a truck in front of a house, and neighbors approach. They make inquiries. And if the inquiries do not meet with satisfactory answers, they start making calls. LOTS of calls.

Today there was an article in the Star Tribune talking about how properties held by absentee homeowners (quite possibly wannabe slumlords) are outpacing those held by the people who give a rip about making the neighborhood a nice place to live and raise a family.

So let the word go forth to those who are thinking of buying property in North Minneapolis, and to those who have already bought property and are thinking, gee, should I renovate it? Or should I pack it with renters and ignore as many rules as I can to maximize revenue? Let them look here, and let them know:

SLUMLORDS, FLY-By-NIGHT OPERATORS, SCAMMERS OF EVERY TYPE AND STRIPE:

WE WILL PUT YOUR BLOODY, SEVERED HEAD ON A POLE!!!!!!!!!

ATTENTION WANNABE SLUMLORDS: The Hawthorne Neighborhood Has A Little Present For You!

Photo By Jeff Skrenes 

A couple days ago, a battle was fought in the Hawthorne Neighborhood: Housing Director versus Heavy Machinery.

The Housing Director won.

The full story is coming, but for those who are on Facebook: check out the photo album of Jeff Skrenes. In the meantime, word needs to get out: people who think they can buy up dirt cheap "investment properties" in the Hawthorne Neighborhood and then do whatever they like, without pulling permits...need to think again.

Word is the office of City Council Member Diane Hofestede was extremely helpful in making this property a priority for city inspectors and getting the quick action needed to stop a slumlord LITERALLY IN HIS TRACKS. 

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Follow The Heckler, Follow The Money, Lennie Chism Shows The Way

Photo By John Hoff

As part of an ongoing email discussion--which is much more congenial now, I would have to say--Lennie "The Heckler" Chism forwarded some documents in PDF form. One of the documents...

...was produced by the University of MInnesota in 2006 and discusses a kind of distribution of monies in North Minneapolis. The other document is a map which shows, it seems, some of the same stuff.

I have not dug deeply into the documents but when Lennie sent them by email I thought, "Oh, this is the kind of stuff certain North Minneapolis policy wonks would think is ACTUALLY INTERESTING."

You wanna see the documents? Just go here to the JNS blog PDF support site.

http://sites.google.com/site/johnnynorthsidesite/documents-provided-by-lennie-chism

Sorry the link is not live. Regular readers have heard me gripe about Apples versus Dells. But I will say my Apple computer saved the day today at the Hawthorne Housing Committee meeting, so score one for Apple.

Anyway....have fun digging through Lennie's documents. The information contained in the documents probably isn't as delicious as Nyquil but might produce the same results.

I want to point out that one purpose of this blog is to be a conduit of information about North Minneapolis. People may think I have my particular angles--maybe I see Don Samuels as better than Kenya McKnight, or I see the North Side Marketing Task Force as being in need of revision and reformation--but, honestly, I believe, (more than I believe in any particular side of any particular issue) in the benefit of free-flowing information and discussion.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

"Geek Is Good" Says Candidate For Board of Estimation And Taxation


Keeping up with a theme of "side shows" at the 5th Ward DFL convention, as discussed in the previous post, here is another one: CAROL BECKER, THE AMAZING TAXATION AND ESTIMATION GEEK!!!!!

Last time Becker ran for the Board of Estimate and Taxation, her signs said "Geek Is Good." (See one of the signs, above) This slogan was so attractive to her fellow geeks that...

...one of the stolen signs ended up on a dorm room at MIT!!! How does Becker KNOW this? Trust me, geeks have ways of ferreting out information.

Carol Becker's campaign literature provides a humorous top ten list of the reasons you should vote for her. (Geeks LOVE Top Ten Lists!) Here, David Letterman style, are the Top Ten Reasons to vote for Carol Becker:

No. 10: Reads books about government FOR FUN!!! (Gasps of amazement and horror from the crowd)

No. 9: Admits that she is cheap. Her father would argue she is frugal. (No, Becker is cheap. When she brought up MIT and I said my son wanted to go there, the first thing she said was, "Your son has expensive tastes.")

No. 8: She actually LIKES to talk about TAXES! (Members of the crowd who feel faint should sit down, and put their head between their knees)

No. 7: She has 15 years of Minneapolis budget books at her house, and will let you read them!

(The horror! The horror! BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!)

No. 6: She can explain the last four years of the Minneapolis budget and what we could have done differently!

No. 5: She is too cheap for expensive campaign literature.

No. 4: She has a spreadsheet and is NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!

No. 3: She actually UNDERSTANDS the financial crisis!

No. 2: She understands humor can be important in tough times.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO VOTE FOR CAROL BECKER: She wants to talk about how we can all work together to get through this financial crisis!

Naturally, being a geek she has a website: CarolBecker.net.

Now, I don't know if DeWayne Townsend is an opponent of Carol Becker, or if they're both running for different seats. However, in a spirit of fair play I am highlighting some of the amusing stuff I found on a flyer for DeWayne Townsend.

Townsend says he is "nearly retired, so he has time to devote to getting it right." He says his kids live in Minneapolis, and so that gives him "extra incentive." He was born in Brooten, the oil capital of Minnesota. (OK, a lot of people may not understand how funny that is, but you can just go a-Googling and find plenty of stuff about the Brooten oil well dream/fiasco/hoax or whatever you want to call it)

His email is DeWayne4BET@gmail.com.

I'd like to point out that both Becker and DeWayne list massive amounts of educational and professional qualifications on their fliers which are, well, far too boring to write here. Besides, too much sunshine is bad for geeks, so best to get them out of the public eye as suddenly as they arrived. END OF POST!!!!!!!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Haste, Waste, And Nothing Green Going On At The "Lost Victorian," 3216 3rd Ave. S.


Original Photo By David Piehl,
image above by an anonymous
suburbanite, who digs our
North Minneapolis revitalization
fight


In response to assertions that cast iron radiators were not recovered or recycled at the "Lost Victorian" in South Minneapolis, (3216 3rd Ave. S.) I asked for better photographic proof than what I could make out, "Where's Waldo" fashion, in the photos I was provided.

The proof came quickly enough by email, and you see it, above, undisputed.

HARDLY ANYBODY IS GREENER THAN JOHNNY NORTHSIDE, AND I AM P***ED ABOUT THIS!!!!! I AM CALLING BULLS*** ON THIS!!! Is this the new Minneapolis "green economy" in action?

WTF!!!!????

On a lighter note: I guess hours and hours playing "Where's Waldo" aren't a complete waste of time, after all.

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