Sunday, August 17, 2014

JNS Blog Acknowledges St. Anthony For Helping Me Recover My Lost Keys...

Image found on CatholicCulture.org, which hopefully doesn't mind me using it
and linking back to their website, (if they do I'll remove it) blog post by John Hoff

I acknowledge the miraculous helpfulness of St. Anthony, yesterday, in the finding of my lost keys. 

Saint Anthony, Saint Anthony, look all around. Something is lost which must be found...

Plus I will add this saintly intervention is particularly miraculous due to the fact I am not Roman Catholic. 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

A good Catholic wouldn't behave like you.

Anonymous said...

Would you have BLAMED him if you hadn't found them?!?!? Were you thinking of St. Frances of Assisi when you were fucking the animals you raised in Alexandria? You can't have it both ways...unless the sheep agree.

Johnny Northside! said...

You may be jumping to a conclusion if you think I'm Roman Catholic ONLY because I say the St. Anthony prayer to find lost objects. There are a number of non-Catholics who engage in the practice, because it WORKS, and I happen to be one of them. I am as Protestant as can be...

Except for those rare times when I am Catholic and say an imperfectly memorized Hail Mary or two and/or a St. Anthony prayer. It may be fair to say I was Catholic up until about the age of 5. But it has never completely left me and probably never will leave me.

Anonymous said...

Johnny, for anyone interested in Catholic prayers, consider this one http://www.catholicsupply.com/existing/practof.html

Anonymous said...

All of you fux who lean on religion are phonies and need to quit playing the GOD crap. All of you insecure bitches need to get real and quit talking to those voices you are hearing... now go smoke a doobie, cuss, and jack-off in your mothers mouth you fake mutts.

Johnny Northside! said...

Does your head spin around and green bile come out of your mouth while you say those horrible things? Just checking.

Anonymous said...

Exorcism you Stupido veddo. you need to be exercised because you are a fat ass Blanco Puerco.