Fresh, Tasty "Jailhouse Roster Nuggets" To Spice Up Your Weekend, ENJOY!!!

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Which Northside residents are in jail and what charges are they facing? Let's jump right in, shall we?

Robert Lee Burns, DOB 11/21/78, whose address (according to the roster) is 2625 Oliver Ave. N., has been released from custody but is listed as "formally charged" with controlled substance, narcotics. The place he reportedly lives is a rental owned by Blackwood Investments, Inc., an entity associated with James Swartwood (sic) President, whose address is a PO Box.

PRESIDENT, is he? Who is the "secretary of state" for this little operation?

This arrest is hardly the first for Robert Lee Burns...

...whose online record shows two trespassing convictions, third degree possession of a controlled substance, possession of a small amount of marijuana, and disorderly conduct.

Timothy Patrick Dale, DOB 11/18/60, is formally charged with burglary but free on a mere $300 bail. Let THAT thought keep you awake at night. His reported address is 2226 4th St. N., a rental owned by Trevor Bourne, 2885 Sanford Ave. SW 19952 Grandview, Michigan.

Dale has a rap sheet as long as a song by Meatloaf, and here it is; but keep in mind not ALL of these represent convictions.

27-CR-85-901390
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
01/01/1901
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
CRIM DAMAGE TO PROP OVER $300

27-CR-80-900180
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
01/17/1980
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
UNAUTHORIZED USE MOTOR VEHICLE

27-CR-80-901597
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
07/18/1980
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
THEFT OVER $150
THEFT OVER $150

27-CR-81-902846
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
12/15/1981
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
BURGLARY

27-CR-83-900185
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
01/21/1983
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
THEFT OVER $150

27-CR-95-032839
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
05/09/1995
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
THEFT OVER $500

02-K1-95-010889
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
09/20/1995
Anoka
Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
(TCIS Amended Charge) M RECEIVE STOLEN PROPERTY
RECEIVE STOLEN PROP VOP

02-T4-00-032787
X 273237
X 273237
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
11/30/2000
Anoka
Non- Traffic Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
LV SCENE PD ACCIDENT M
NO INS/OWN/DRVR/PD ACCD M

02-T2-01-005047
X 284216
X 284216
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
03/02/2001
Anoka
Moving - Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
DAR M
REVOKE PLATES M

27-CR-01-053519
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
06/29/2001
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Brookdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING AFTER REVOCATION

27-CR-02-009849
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
02/05/2002
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Brookdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING AFTER REVOCATION

02-KX-02-003511
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
04/15/2002
Anoka
Gross Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
GM - ESCAPE FROM CUSTODY

27-CR-02-037353
6010264676
6010264684
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
05/10/2002
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Brookdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING AFTER REVOCATION
NO PROOF OF INSURANCE

27-CR-04-007618
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
02/05/2004
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE

62-T0-04-607718
904748980
904748980
904748980
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
06/01/2004
Ramsey Criminal/Traffic/Petty Suburban
Non- Traffic Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
POSS STOLEN PROPERTY
TAMPER WITH MOTOR VEHICLE
POSS DRUG PARAPHENALIA

27-CR-05-038394
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
06/24/2005
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
CONT SUB CRIME FIFTH DEGREE - POSSESSION
FALSE INFORMATION TO POLICE

02-T1-05-031258
X 791841
X 791841
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
09/29/2005
Anoka
Moving - Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
UNREASONABLE ACCEL P
DAR M

27-CR-06-025989
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
04/12/2006
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Brookdale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING AFTER REVOCATION
FLEEING A PEACE OFFICER
PASSING ON RIGHT SHOULDER
FAIL TO WEAR SEATBELT

27-CR-06-060888
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
09/05/2006
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRIVING AFTER REVOCATION
FALSE INFORMATION TO POLICE/MISD
13-CR-07-285
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
02/02/2007
Chisago
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
Receiving Stolen Property
Fleeing a Peace Officer in a Motor Vehicle
Traffic-Drivers License-Driving After Revocation
Traffic - Careless Driving

27-CR-07-024289
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
04/17/2007
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY

02-CR-07-12288
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
11/01/2007
Anoka
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
Theft-Take/Drive Motor Vehicle-No Owner Consent
Receiving Stolen Property

27-CR-08-14399
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
03/21/2008
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
Traffic Regulation - Driver Must Carry Proof of Insurance when Operating Vehicle;Misd
Traffic-Drivers License-Driving After Revocation
Traffic - Speeding - Exceed Limit of 30 mph - Urban District 37/30

27-CR-09-60209
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
12/07/2009
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
Burglary-Third Degree

27-CR-11-34503
11102942152
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
11/02/2011
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
Theft-Take/Use/Transfer movable property without consent

02-CR-11-8914
02061128495
DALE, TIMOTHY PATRICK
11/18/1960
11/30/2011
Anoka
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
THEFT-TAKE/USE/TRANSFER MOVABLE PROP-NO CONSENT

The guy has a rap sheet like this and he's out of jail on $300? Something is very wrong with our justice system.

Well, since Timothy Patrick Dale had such a long record, I will have to wrap us this "nugget" in the next portion. Let's make it a two-fer, shall we?

Javarius Lamont Wilson Flowers, DOB 6/6/94, was jailed for "probable cause" on an aggravated robbery but is not yet formally chraged. Javarius lists has address as 713 Bryant Ave. N., which shows up in city property records under a "master address" of 636 Van White Memorial Blvd.

Interestingly enough, on the same jail roster is a guy named Marcus Mikeel Jennety Flowers, DOB 9/21/92. Marcus lists the SAME address and was arrested (not yet formally charged) for the same alleged crime.

Javarius has already been "adjudicated delinquent" over a first degree aggravated robbery charge back in 2011 when he was a minor. As for Marcus Flowers, I can find no record for him. The rental property where both of this (purported) miscreants live is owned by Basset Creek Partners LP of, good lord, St. Louis, MO.