Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Accused Perv Roger Miceli-Gonzalez Scheduled To Be Tested Like A Captured Alien, Unknown If Electrodes Will Be Hooked Up To His Junk...

Creative stock photo, blog post by John Hoff

Roger Miceili-Gonzalez, who is accused of perving on two young boys in North Minneapolis, is reportedly scheduled to be "tested" for mental capacity prior to any charges being filed. For now, it appears Roger will remain at the Hennepin County Jail. I am told even the court dates showing on the jail roster are, more or less, placeholder dates pending the completion of testing.

As reported earlier on JNS blog, Roger has been under guardianship since 2007. His excuse when questioned by the police was the boys, 9 and 11, had put porno on his phone. Clearly, this man is not playing with a full deck.

JNS blog notes that, while it may have been possible for Roger to dodge three or four neighbors in hot pursuit, however briefly, nobody gets away from the alien rectal probe. And those shrinks who work for Department of Corrections?

They have the probe, Roger.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Finally! For someone behind the City Pages best blog for two years in a row, you sure took forever to figure out how to fix the recent comments feature. Before you say it was out of your control, there were plenty of other Blogger based Blogs that merely utilized a different widget. Never thought to try that, huh?

Anonymous said...

I KNOW him and his family I use to be there neighbor before but he acts dumb and he does understand

Anonymous said...

Was he wearing a tinfoil hat when he fondled the children?

Johnny Northside! said...

I looked for a different widget. Didn't find a different widget. One day I found a different widget.

Is that the best critique you have? That I struggled to fix a widget on my blog?

Anonymous said...

Who the f is johnny northside

Anonymous said...

Hey johnny northside who went and made u God to judge anyone? Better check your soul

Anonymous said...

Mr johnass northside what goes around comes around

Anonymous said...

Johnass northside get a life who went and made u God to judge anyone?

Anonymous said...

I prefer the JNS blog over the city pages rubbish.
The city pages blog is without soul and boring.

Anonymous said...

w.t.f.? why all the CHOMO sympathysers? Pete, get the hell off the computer before you go back to prison any sooner than we expected. Faribault has your old room waiting.

Anonymous said...

I'm a neighbours with this family I know roger he does not talk English just spainsh he trys to talk English but don't come out right and he also has mental issues and he's slow so stop talking your shit ignorant bastards

Anonymous said...

Hey johnass northside did God create u perfect

Anonymous said...

Neighbors you say? Where at?

lexyfreak said...

Hey, he isn't listed in the jail roster anymore. Where is he?

Johnny Northside! said...

The aliens came and took him. Last I saw, they had inserted some kind of aluminum-looking probe the size of a baseball bat into...

OK, um, I don't know where he is. I assume he's in some kind of mental ward. But I've put out a message to a source to see if I can get an update.