Did you hear the joke about Al Flowers? Yes, it seems Al is running for Mayor. That's the bad news.
The good news: Mayor Rybak has hired extra security guards, and they're confident if Flowers runs for the Mayor, they will intercept Flowers and wrestle him to the ground before he gets within 20 feet.
(Well, Evil Pink Pony thought it was funny)
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4 comments:
oh cmon i find it hard to believe that JNS readers dont have any comments for Mayor Flowers.
I guess he figures his three terms as "Mayor of Crazytown" are all the experience he needs.
maybe his campaign theme song can be set to the tune of "funky town" but it can be sung "won't you take me to, a crazy town... won't you take me to, a cra-zy town...."
Did anyone hear what he said on "Conversations with Al"? I may not have it verbatim, but essentially it was, "We need a mayor who represents ALL of Minneapolis, north, south, east, west...and I thought, 'Who better to do that than me?'"
Mayor of Crazytown indeed.
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