Monday, April 5, 2010
This Sign Spammer Isn't Even Trying
Post and photos by the Hawthorne Hawkman
I was driving past the former site of Ken's Metal Finishing on 24th and Emerson when I saw this sign nailed to a telephone pole. I didn't even have to get out my umbrella (which no longer opens as it is bent out of shape from sign bashing) to reach this. And the nails were so short they barely pierced the flimsy plastic sign.
I thought of Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars cantina scene: "This little one's not worth the effort; come, let me buy you something," and almost left the sign there. But a) there was nobody offering me a drink, and b) if this sign spam is so ridiculously easy to take down, do you really want someone that lazy moving your stuff?
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