Thoughts On The "Honey Bee" Gas Station Murder...

Photo and blog post by John Hoff

I try to avoid all the gas stations in North Minneapolis, with the exception of the Holiday Station on Washington Ave. N. For some reason I feel safe at that gas station. Every now and then when my gas gauge is really low, I might find myself pulling into the Old Colony gas station on Washington Ave. N., which everybody in this neighborhood calls "Honey Bee" or "Bee Hive." Hardly anybody calls the gas station by its actual name, Old Colony.

A couple weeks ago I needed fuel, and I pulled into Old Colony. My son was with me in my vehicle. Right then, some no account walked toward my vehicle to offer to wash the windshield. I gave him a slightly hard look and a slight shake of the head, to avoid "dissing" him but to let him know...

...he shouldn't even THINK of walking up to my vehicle. To his credit, the no account walked the other way.

But that wasn't good enough. I wanted to find a gas station manager and find out why he/she was letting some no account hang out in the parking lot, instead of telling him to leave. I walked toward a short distance toward the gas station and then realized...the doors were locked. Customers were buying gas through a secured window. I used a gas card to buy my fuel, thought about calling the corporate headquarters of Old Colony, then just gave up on the notion. I told my son what I was thinking. I told him something like, "I really SHOULD call their corporate headquarters, but you know what? I can't be responsible for EVERYTHING and we have places to go..."

A few days later...

Bang. Bang. Bang. Yet another shooting in North Minneapolis, this time at Old Colony.

I am so sick of stores in North Minneapolis that let no accounts just hang around. This creates a perception of lawlessness, a feeling "anything can happen here." This time it was Old Colony, next time, who knows? Blame can be laid at the feet of the shooter, OF COURSE, but Old Colony is not entirely innocent due to the thuggy environment they have allowed to persist at that particular gas station.

It's Getting Harder To Find My 311 Buzz On The Streets Of North Minneapolis...

Photo and blog post by John Hoff

When I have a few spare moments while driving around, I make 311 calls. It's a great stress reliever to dial three digits, speak to a pleasant operator, and realize you just made some absentee owner--most likely a bank--actually keep the grass mowed at a vacant house. Occupied houses usually get a free pass from me on the grass mowing calls, unless I see something "thuggy" happening on the front lawn or--as was the case yesterday--I know for a fact the house is owned by slumlord Bashir Moghul.

But in the last few days, an odd thing started to happen in the course of my 311 hobby...

I'd call in an overgrown, vacant lot and it turned out somebody else had called it in the day before. I'd call in a house unsecured, open to trespass...and it turned out the house had been called in a couple days before. This didn't happen EVERY time I called, but it happened often enough that I started to notice the pattern.

Are other residents of the neighborhood taking up the task of going on "311 and 911 patrols" as this blog has urged, both by example and exhortation? In fact, it's actually getting hard to make "911 hooker calls" on Penn Ave. N., even if you drive around the right time of night. (Of course, the "defecating hooker" is an exception, she's ALWAYS around)

On the one hand, I should be glad these problems are getting reported and our neighborhood is getting better by leaps and bounds, the progress of the "NoMi Revitalization Movement" unstoppable. On the other hand...it's getting really hard to score my "311 buzz."

Criminal Record of Ryan Eugene Loyd, Alleged Shooter In Fourth Of July "Phat Phat" Murder...

Stock photo and blog post by John Hoff

Ryan E. Loyd, age 20, was one of the alleged shooters recently arrested in the murder of Anthony "Phat Phat" Titus, age 16. See Star Tribune article.

Once again, it becomes the role of the blogosphere to fill in some of the small information spaces left wide open by the mainstream media, who do well enough getting the big story but leave us wanting more information while they move on to other big, exciting stories.

Here is the criminal record of young Ryan....


27-JV-07-12835
Loyd, Ryan Eugene
01/08/1990
09/25/2007
- Hennepin Juvenile
Delinquency Felony (Age 16 and Older)
Closed
Tamper With Motor Vehicle
Receiving Stolen Property

27-CR-08-46695
Loyd, Ryan Eugene
01/08/1990
09/18/2008
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
LOITER W/INT NARCOTICS

27-CR-08-61269
1080638610
Loyd, Ryan Eugene
01/08/1990
12/10/2008
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
Loiter with intent to solicit any act prohibited by law

27-CR-09-23627
Loyd, Ryan Eugene
01/08/1990
05/12/2009
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
Loitering

27-CR-09-29866
Loyd, Ryan Eugene
01/08/1990
06/17/2009
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
LOITER W/INT

27-CR-09-50974
1090560119
1090560119
Loyd, Ryan Eugene
01/08/1990
10/12/2009
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
Misdemeanor contempt of court.
Littering - Unlawful deposit of garbage, litter or like.

Alex Hoff Seeks Out The Brilliant Street Artistry Of The Graffiti Tagger Known As "SHOCK"--Sarcasm Font! (Summer Visitation 2010)

Blog post and photos by John Hoff,

unless photo is otherwise specified

Recently, I was writing about the prolific graffiti vandal known as "SHOCK" and how graffiti vandals use social networking to document their acts on the internet...and how their use of social networking is so extensive that if authorities really WANTED to find the pathetic suburban emos responsible for graffiti, it wouldn't be very difficult. See, for example, the video above which some commenter on this blog drew to my attention.

I wasn't quite through picking on "SHOCK," though, and I thought I'd continue my critique of him...

On the last weekend I spent with my son, Alex, during our 5 weeks of summer visitation, we went on a little excursion to random places and I told Alex, "Keep an eye out for SHOCK's tag. I need a picture."

My son always takes these "lookout" missions seriously, at least when he thinks the mission is fun and he's into it, like when we go on "shoe patrol." Alex will watch intently for something and not break his watchfulness until that thing is found. So it wasn't very long before he found SHOCK's tags, including the one pictured above.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Tell me how this is art. Tell me how this is meaningful. This overgrown child scribbles his self-inflicted nickname on, well, everything. Currently, he is (quite arguably) the most prolific tagger in the Twin Cities. And here's why I bring that up...

The authorities have clearly made a decision to ignore taggers and concentrate on bigger crimes. And this makes economic sense. But the taggers have obviously figured out the lack of police priority, to the point they are happily documenting their crimes on the internet. So here is what I suggest:

Every year, or maybe every six months, or (during times when budgets aren't so tight) every three months, the authorities should figure out which Twin Cities tagger is both overly-prolific and well-documented on social media and GO AFTER THAT PARTICULAR TAGGER TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HIM. (It might be helpful if various do-gooders made a point of tracking down the identity of the taggers via social media and just present their evidence to the police, social-media vigilante style)

This will send a chill through the tagger community. They will figure out it's best not to brag about your deeds on social media. They will think, "Better not to be TOO prolific, better not to overdo things." Perhaps they'll make a tactical decision to concentrate on the rail yards and STAY AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE URBAN LANDSCAPE, the part under the control of city authorities.

Driving the taggers away from the use of social media will help break the cycle which creates taggers. Clearly, social media contains "tagger propaganda" which encourages children of about my son's age to become taggers themselves. But thank God I never have to worry about my son. I never need to think, "When I come home, will Alex be away with his tagger buddies, wearing his pants below his ass and listening to emo bands like Hawthorne Heights?"

On a happier note, here are some photos of that excursion with my son who is NOT a tagger, NOT an emo and, God willing, never will be.

Contributed photo, xoxo

Here we're at the Jimmy John's on University Ave. in St. Paul. For the past half a decade, my son has refused to eat any Jimmy John's sandwich except a plain ham 'n' cheese, no condiments.

At a small Asian deli in Frogtown, I got some cheap chicken wings, only to be surprised by some kind of noodle stuffing. How did they even get those noodles INSIDE the chicken wing? Naturally, Alex wouldn't try this dish. Actually, my son is willing to eat a small bite of almost any new and exciting food...if somebody will pay him a dollar.

Contributed photo, xoxo

We went through all kinds of Asian grocery stores, looking for cans of bugs. (Bamboo caterpillars, ant larvae, that kind of thing) I was disappointed I couldn't find any cans of bugs to resupply my collection of canned insect cuisine. We did discover, to our amazement, that chickens have paws. Who knew?
A low-cost "exotic foods excursion" never fails to turn up something interesting and amazing. Here is a can of artichoke drink. Ah, cool refreshing artichoke drink. You're probably wondering what it tastes like? Well, it tastes similar to the white fungus drink sold in the same store, only not as sweet. I prefer the white fungus.

Suspect In Homicide No. 30 Arrested At A Mahmood Khan Property!!!

Post and photos by the Hawthorne Hawkman

The Minneapolis Crime Watch Blog posted an update on the arrest of a suspect in the recent shooting at the Old Colony gas station (commonly referred to as "The Honeybee" in NoMi). It listed the address where Ryedelle Reginald Loving was arrested as 315 Buchanan St NE.

"Wait a minute," I thought. "I KNOW that property." It was the leadoff property in the Johnny Northside post detailing Mahmood Khan's slumpire.

(Do not click "Read More," but do question the connection between notorious slumlords' rental standards and our city's homicides. Remember, at a McKinley meeting, Khan was evasive about his tenant screening process before admitting that he has no outside management company that screens tenants for him.)

And The Newest JACC Board Member Is...The Blogosphere!

Photos and blog post by John Hoff

A couple weeks ago, while I was at a meeting of the Jordan Area Community Council where all kinds of exciting stuff got discussed, including an idea for a prostitute drop-in center, I noticed something interesting about the paper agenda floating around. And I don't mean just the fact it was...

...a bright, citrusy shade of yellow.

The official agenda for the meeting was printed directly off the "JACC Flash NoMi" blog. You could see somebody had just hit "print page" and the agenda--which was published on the blog prior to the meeting--was printed out with the URL of the website at the bottom of the page, and the blog header at the top.

In the past couple years, I've noticed how the blogosphere has become more and more of a factor in our neighborhood politics, as we promulgate information and have discussions in the "virtual" community forums of the internet. But this particular moment struck me as a kind of milestone, when even printing out a hard copy of the official meeting agenda on "dead tree media" means pulling the document right off a blog.

Let the Good Times FLOW!

Post, videos, and photos by the Hawthorne Hawkman


By all accounts, the FLOW Northside Arts Crawl was a terrific success. I wish I'd been able to experience more of it, but I spent the majority of the event hula hooping at the Lyndale and Broadway cluster as part of the festivities. Not only did quite a few kids join in, but we received requests to youth hula hooping events in other parts of Minneapolis as well.

The hoopsters had some surprise visitors too, such as...

...Former One Man Minneapolis Officer Mark Klukow, with the Bike Cops for Kids. His partner Mike did some hooping himself, but JNS was scooped by the Bike Cops for Kids' Facebook page, which posted their hooping pictures before FLOW was even finished.




It should be pointed out how DIFFICULT it is to hula hoop while wearing a police officer's utility belt. Heck, I don't even like to have my wallet, Blackberry, or keys in my pockets when I'm hooping. So we'll cut these guys some slack.


By the time hooping was done, most of the other FLOW clusters had shut down or were close to that state, with the exception of the 5 Points Building. Before I arrived there, however, I ran across Senator Linda Higgins. Linda's been profiled consistently on this blog already, but her two adorable dogs and their political support were on full display today.



Once again, JNS was scooped by the Hillside Chronicles blog regarding the phenomenal artwork on display at the 5 Points Building, which is coming along quite nicely, as you can see. Here's what the view will be from upstairs. Once finished, I predict this office space will be among the most sought-after in NoMi.


Although I didn't get over to Broadway Liquor Outlet in time to catch famed NoMi photographer Pat Carney, I did meet up with one of the newest Hawthornites, Brian Finstad. I told him that Cash and Carry would be playing at the after party, and he responded:


City of Minneapolis Ordinance 114.28.03.7 states: "Upon being informed that one will soon see the band Cash and Carry live in NoMi, the recipient of said information shall, to the best of their abilities, approximate the above facial expression.")

And here's why:



I also met perhaps the newest NoMi homeowners, Katie and Jason, who just closed on their home 24 hours prior to the festivities. Welcome to the neighborhood!


In a rather poetic way to end the day's celebration, many of us went to Good Sports Bar and Grill on Broadway, where we had a chance to meet the previous owner of Delisi's and thank him for his service to the community. Thanks to everyone who made FLOW such a great time, and it will be even better next year!

Feel Free To Access Johnny Northside Dot Com From Work--Site Meter Is Now Restricted!

Stock photo and blog post by John Hoff

Recently, friends in the blogger world pointed out how the "site meter" on Johnny Northside Dot Com was unrestricted, which was allowing anybody--even thug hugging revitalization haters--to access highly technical info about which "IP addresses" are reading or even blogging on Johnny Northside Dot Com.

In the last couple years of intense blogging I've learned it's NOT the thugs you have to worry about when you take on the kind of "Urban Utopia" mission which Johnny Northside Dot Com has embraced. No, rather, there is a layer of internet-accessing "thug huggers" who jump to the defense of crack whores, sex offenders, mortgage fraudsters, and other criminal no accounts because of deeply rooted flaws in their messed up psyches. These thug huggers need to be dealt with just like a blocked storm sewer or a tree fallen after a windstorm or a crack whore on the corner needs to be dealt with. It's ugly, it's stinky, and it's hard work, but what are you going to do? Let evil win?

Most of these "thug apologisits" don't even LIVE in North Minneapolis, though there are plenty of times they will PRETEND to live in North Minneapolis for personal gain.

Since publishing highly technical site meter info is not the goal of my blog--it's far too boring and geeky--and since I love frustrating the trolls who cluster in the dark virtual corners of the blogosphere--I've decided to restrict the site meter so only those with administrative privileges (moi!) can access that data.

If you are reading Johnny Northside from work or even commenting and contributing to Johnny Northside from work, let me assure you nobody will be the wiser...including me.

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I Love My Home In NoMi--A Momento Of The Past Owner

Photo and blog post by John Hoff

The house I own on Bryant Ave. N. was once the home of a family named "DeFoe." I know this because of the step leading to the detached garage. I think another garage used to stand on the property, because once saw it on an old platte map, but my garage is clearly of more recent construction.

Not only is the name "DeFoe" on the step, but...

...one of the DeFoe's wrote his name on an exposed stud inside the garage, along with a number I assume was the year he graduated from high school or college. (Ted DeFoe, '85)

Recently, a friend of mine said I should replace the name "DeFoe" with "Hoff," but I said I would NEVER do that. This is the name of the man who built my excellent garage, the father who poured his life and love into that house and kept it up well enough. At some point, the house fell into the hands of some wheeler-dealer named Kevin Freeman who turned it into a flophouse.

Not only will I not get rid of the name on the step, but I've thought about filling in the letters with pewter, so they really show up well. (The melting point of pewter is so low, you can melt it with a match. I learned this in high school shop class)

I love my home in NoMi, and the little pieces of history I discover in my adventure of home ownership.

Thank You, Neighbor, For Helping Johnny Northside Dot Com! (Weed Wacker)

Photo and blog post by John Hoff

Since I publicly thanked the neighbor who fixed my van, I thought I better publicly thank ANOTHER neighbor who fixed my weed wacker a couple days ago and even told me I could get more weed wacker string any time I wanted, since he has a supply big enough to last half a decade.

True confession: I actually bought that weed wacker off a guy on the sidewalk for $20.

Consider this: if I had called the police on that "sidewalk appliance salesman," he would have been gone by the time a squad car rolled up--no criticism of the police, that's just reality--a "guy on the sidewalk selling a weed wacker" call is going to get a long response time, longer than the ability of the guy to amble several blocks away by the time the police arrive. So I figured it was best to just keep the weed wacker in NoMi (where it was probably stolen in the first place) for the low, low price of $20. I'll have to pay back any bad karma by wacking some weeds at a vacant, neglected house and doing more than $20 worth of labor.

If the weed wacker has any kind of serial number and the police want to run it, they can be my guest. If it turns out the weed wacker is positively hot and can be linked to some specific theft, I will gladly hand it over. If not, well, maybe the guy who sold it really did own it. (Rolling eyes)

But as long as I'm thanking neighbors, I should thank the guy who fixed my van AGAIN, because he also put a screw in the weed wacker so it wouldn't just fall apart. (See photo, above) The truth is that if I thanked everybody on this blog who lends me a hand now and then, that's all I'd ever write about. I love you all, NoMi neighbors.

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"War Trophy" From 3119 4th St. N. Goes To Good Use!

Photo and blog post by John Hoff

I use to write quite a bit about 3119 4th St. N, known as "Mold-O-Topia" and the "other Apartment Complex of Anarchy" in the Hawthorne EcoVillage. But I don't need to write about this hellhole anymore because the city tore it down, which caused the scurrying evacuation of a fair number of thugs who lived there. Some decent folks may have lived there, too, but what could be done? The place was a hellhole, so infested with mold you could plainly smell it outside the building.

In the course of the demolition of that building, I picked up a souvenir brick, adding it to my rather extensive "North Minneapolis rock collection" which includes such gems as...

...a piece of rubble from the "Uncle Lennie's" store (it flew into the street, I picked it up) and a stone which was apparently used to break into the window of my van.

So when the chimney at my house needed to be tuck pointed, and a skilled handyman bid on the job at a really reasonable price, I asked the handyman to remove one of the old bricks from my chimney and deliberately substitute the "war trophy brick" from 3119 4th St. N.

Since the "war trophy brick" is much lighter, it's visible in the chimney if you know exactly where to look. If somebody asks me why there is one light brick amid all the darker bricks, I will explain where that lighter brick came from and how I salvaged that brick as a small, useful, symbolic resource which can contribute to our neighborhood's revitalization effort.

Every time the alienated, malcontent loser enemies of revitalization turn their impotent wrath toward us, we only grow stronger. We gain in tactical experience, in inspiring tales of our collective neighborhood adventures, and sometimes we actually walk away with useful material resources. (Need I remind anybody about the PERFECTLY GOOD SHOES taken off power lines?)

That is the lesson of the war trophy brick: REVITALIZATION IS BUSTING OUT ALL OVER NoMi. We are building a beautiful Urban Utopia literally from the rubble of what used to be--once upon a time--a refuge of crime and anarchy. Now is the time to join the movement, and buy your dream home for pennies on the dollar.

My Son Alex Finds An (Allegedly) Interesting Book About Mortgages (Summer Visitation 2010)

Photos and blog post by John Hoff

During my recent summer visitation with my son, Alex, age 13, one thing we did was to pick up lots of books which had been set out on the sidewalk with a sign marked FREE. Some of the books we wanted for ourselves, and others we figured we'd sell. It's all part of our NoMi lifestyle which is...

1.) Green. Super Green.

2.) Frugal. Super Frugal.

3.) Artsy, free spirited, creative.

4.) Meaningful. We are part of an epic and historic struggle to take this neighborhood back from thugs and no accounts, and create a safe, diverse, and beautiful urban utopia.

Therefore...when we see books or furniture on the sidewalk, we start scrounging goodies for our NoMi homes!

Out of all the books, my son--who is a notorious math geek--eagerly snatched up a book showing (dear lord!) mortgage tables.

As we drove along--past numerous North Minneapolis houses hit hard by the mortgage crisis, some boarded up and many for sale--my son Alex ignored the scenery and pored over amortization figures with rapt interest.

This is what I get for letting my son Alex spend too much time hanging out with a mortgage geek like Hawthorne Housing Director Jeff Skrenes.

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Northside Art FLOW "After Party" (Woo Hoo) Tonight At Five Points Building...

Northside Art FLOW is the big summer event here in North Minneapolis (NoMi) and it's happening today. There's still quite a bit of FLOW you can catch, including the great "After Party" at the newly-renovated "5 Points" building (formerly known as the Delisi bldg) at Penn and Broadway. Enjoy the soulful tunes of Cash & Carry, (featured in the video above) starting at 7:30PM, amidst the brilliant and fanciful artwork of Ken Farkash and others.

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Thank You, Don Samuels And Diane Hofstede, For Cleaning Up "Crackhead Alley" (Summer Visitation, 2010)

Photo and blog post by John Hoff

After the "World's Largest YWCA" project plan fell through--a relatively rare setback in the overwhelming revitalization trend taking place in North Minneapolis--the alley next to the building turned into an eyesore, click here for details. The vacant lot next door also turned into an overgrown, weedy mess.

During the recent five weeks I had summer visitation with my 13-year-old son, Alex, I would often go to the nearby Burger King to pick up his favorite breakfast of hot "Cini Minis," a chocolate shake and a plain egg croissant sandwich. Other days we'd make scrambled eggs on our own, so it's not like Alex had a "Burger King breakfast" every day, you know? But the Burger King trip happened often enough, and every time I was fetching that breakfast for my son, I would see no-accounts loitering in the alley, sometimes stripping copper wire and leaving a big mess. And who knows where they...

...got the copper wire? A dumpster, maybe, and that would be a commendable act of super-proactive recycling but then again...maybe the copper wire came out of somebody's house. And who can tell with folks who look, act and (wrinkling nose) SMELL like crackheads?

So, every day, I would be calling the police on this loitering while fetching my son his breakfast. As I've written before on this blog, a casual trip to fetch some kind of treat for Alex can end up accidentally involving a great deal of effort from the city's regulatory services!

But it wasn't just me calling about "crackhead alley." Jordan Super Citizen Megan Goodmundson did a lot of calling, too. Finally, the ongoing problem reached a point where we called the city council offices of Don Samuels and Diane Hofstede.

After we called our city council members, it didn't take very long before the alley was cleaned up and the no-accounts, well, they stopped hanging around there so much. I'm sure the day will come when I see them hanging around in the alley again, and I'll have to call the police again, but for now everything is fine. As for the project planned for that building...something good will happen, and good things take time. For now, we just have to clear out the (suspected) crackheads.

St. Olaf Community Garden is Now Open!

Post and photos by the Hawthorne Hawkman, except where noted otherwise

For the past several weeks, we've been watching with great interest as a community garden was springing forth across the street from the Hawthorne Neighborhood Council office. Yesterday, some of the workers stopped by and told us that they would begin to sell their wares on Fridays, from 2-5. Naturally, I had to stop by to see what was in store...

...The produce looks great. The Institute for Agriculture and Trade Policy is partnering with this garden as well as other farmers' markets around the city. And already we're seeing food like this:






I picked up some basil and zucchini, and then saw a new type of plant I didn't recognize. When I asked and found out it was called a Hawkery Berry plant, well, then I just HAD to try it.

Photo by Kathy Welch

They're also doing something with youth farming called lasagna beds, although they're not sure yet how well that will turn out.



My haul of three different kinds of basil, a zucchini, and the hawkery berry leaves cost me a mere $5, I might add. And with So Low just down the street, you can get the rest of a great meal for $10 or so TOTAL. Come to the St. Olaf community garden at 30th and Emerson on Friday afternoons to see for yourself!

Thank You, Neighbor, For Helping Johnny Northside Dot Com! (Van Transmission)

Stock photo, blog post by John Hoff

A few days ago, I took my latest vehicle to my favorite NoMi neighborhood mechanic for a little work on the transmission. Today, when I asked him how much I owed, first he told me (by text message) "one million dollhairs." Then he told me to forget about it and to consider his work a donation for all the effort I put into blogging for the cause of our rapidly-revitalizing neighborhood.

It's been my policy to try to publicly acknowledge help and donations of this kind. So, therefore:

Thank you, neighbor. You know who you are.

Suspected Hooker Cited At 2935 Queen Ave. N. Minutes Ago...

Contributed photos, xoxo and blog post by John Hoff

In an ongoing effort to take Penn Ave. N. back from (suspected) johns and prostitutes, some of us drive around almost every day and call 911 on apparent hooker activity. The side streets around Penn Ave. N. are full of the same activity.

Today, at 2935 Queen Ave. N., a woman whose face is well-known as a frequent walker of the streets was spotted doing her thing on the steps of a house, which just happens to be owned by the city. We snapped pictures as our wonderful Minneapolis Police Department cited her for some infraction, (note the distinctive red stripe on the document) and we sure hope the infraction was loitering with the intent to commit prostitution, but--honestly--even a ticket for littering or jaywalking would be welcome to drive these suspected hookers off our streets.

Thank you, MPD, for showing up so quickly in response to our call for help!

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More Info About Eric Damon Hyde, Who Picked Up A Hooker Named "Wiggles" On Penn. Ave. N.

Stock photo, blog post by John Hoff

The woman picked up by Eric Damon Hyde on Penn Ave. N. is no longer a "suspected" prostitute, but a check of her online court records reveals her to be a convicted prostitute with an officially recognized street name: Wiggles.

This blog is also now in possession of a longer version of the police report about Eric D. Hyde's embarrassing little escapade in North Minneapolis, as follows...



Public Information Report Minneapolis Police Department CCN: MP-10-210966
Report Details

Reported Date: Jul 16, 2010 01:29 Reporting Officer: 007889: Jer Yang
Last Uploaded: Jul 16, 2010 Date Printed: Jul 21, 2010
Related CCN : --
Precinct: 04
Incident Details

Offense1: IPROST Desc: Loiter/intent-prostu Statute: 385.50 Attempted:
Address: 2700 Penn AV N
MINNEAPOLIS , MN 55411
Occurred From: 07/16/2010 01:16 Occurred To: 07/16/2010 01:16
Public Data

Officers observed MN NBA442 stopped on 30th Ave N facing EB between Penn Ave N and Queen Ave N. Officers observed OT1, who officers has prior knowledge that OT1 is a local street prostitute, approach the front passenger door of the listed vehicle. OT1 engaged in a brief conversation with the driver/AP1 and entered into the listed vehicle through the front passenger door. Officers observed AP1 drive away with OT1 inside the vehicle where officers conducted a TLE at the listed location. Officers made contact with AP1 who provided officers with three different stories of the reason AP1 was in the location.

AP1 informed officers that AP1 requested AP1 to transport OT1 to 26th Ave N and Penn Ave N which was no more than four blocks away. Officers questioned AP1 on the name of OT1 and AP1 informed officers that OT1's first name was "JACQUELINE" which is incorrect. Due to the false information that AP1 was providing officers and the knowledge that OT1 is a street prostitute due to previous encounters/arrests of OT1, officers transported and booked AP1 into HCJ for loitering with the intent of prostitution. The listed vehicle was towed.

RECOMMENDATION: CASE CLOSED BY ARREST
Arrestee

Role / Role #: A001 MPD#:
Name: Hyde, Eric Damon
Residence: 10831 Major AV N
Brooklyn Center , MN 55443
Telephone: H:612-432-9668
Date of Birth: 11/14/1971 Event Age: 38 Est. Age: 38 - 38
Race: Black Medical Treatment: No
Sex: Male Prior Injury: No
Height:
Build:

Arrest Information
Arrest Address: Precinct:
Arrest Date: Jul 16, 2010 01:16
Arrest Location:
Disposition: Booked County
Arresting Officer: 005832: Pucely, Joel Edward Call/Sqd: 492
Arresting Officer: 007889: Yang, Jer NMN Call/Sqd: 492

Charges
Status Type Charge Code Statute Citation Related CCN
Other Misdemeanor IPROST - Loiter/intent-prostu 385.50
Other

Role / Role #: OT001
Name: Simmons, Jaconna Marie
Nick Name: Wiggles
Residence: Unknown
Telephone: H:none
Date of Birth: 05/15/1975 Event Age: 35 Est. Age: 35 - 35
Race: Black Medical Treatment: No
Sex: Female Prior Injury: No
Height:
Build:

Personal Description
Category Description Related Offense Comments
Force Used No

BUT WAIT!!! There's more!!! There's much, much more!

Here is the online court record for Jaconna Marie Simmons, a.k.a. Wiggles.

02-K5-94-001571
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/05/1975
02/10/1994
Anoka
Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
GM THEFT
M THEFT

02-K7-94-003998
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
04/12/1994
Anoka
Gross Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
GM THEFT/SHOPLIFTING
M 5TH DEG ASSAULT
M FALSE INFO TO POLICE
GM THEFT/SHOPLIFTING VOP

27-CR-94-035596
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
05/04/1994
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
2ND DEG ASSAULT
AGGRAVATED ROBBERY

27-CR-98-027801
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
03/19/1998
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
PROSTITUTION

62-KX-99-003660
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
12/13/1999
Ramsey Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Felony
Converted Closed
ASSAULT4 PEACE OFFICER

27-CR-00-001426
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
01/05/2000
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Ridgedale
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DISORDERLY CONDUCT
THEFT

62-TX-00-063798
00244843
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
08/09/2000
Ramsey Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Non- Traffic Misdemeanor
Converted Closed
LOITERING W/UNLAWFUL PURP

27-CR-02-036746
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
05/10/2002
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
CONTROLLED SUB CRIME 5TH DEG-POSSESSION

27-CR-02-059829
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
07/29/2002
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
PROSTITUTION

27-CR-02-075924
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
09/20/2002
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
CONTROLLED SUB CRIME 5TH DEG-POSSESSION

27-CR-02-090633
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
12/31/2002
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
OFFERING A FORGED CHECK

27-CR-03-019638
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
04/09/2003
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
PROSTITTUION,PROSTITUTE-PRIOR CONVICTIONS

27-CR-04-053047
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
07/28/2004
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
PROSTITUTION-PATRON OR PROSTITUTE IN PUBLIC PLACE
PROSTITUTION-PROSTITUTE-PRIOR CONVICTION

27-CR-04-075864
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
10/28/2004
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
FALSE NAME OR D.O.B. TO POLICE OFFICER

27-CR-05-035752
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
06/13/2005
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRUG PARAPHERNALIA/PUB PLACE PROHIB
LOITER W/INT

27-CR-05-033267
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
07/25/2005
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
PROSTITUTION - PROSTITUTE - PRIOR CONVICTION

27-CR-05-059615
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
09/16/2005
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
POSSESS DRUG PARAPHERNALIA IN A PUBLIC PLACE

27-CR-05-079378
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
12/13/2005
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRUG PARAPHERNALIA/PUB PLACE PROHIB

02-T6-06-011419
X 813968
X 813968
X 813968
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
04/11/2006
Anoka
Non- Traffic Misdemeanor
Open
53/30 P
1ST DAS M
NO PRF INS/NONOWN/DR M

27-CR-06-027231
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
04/24/2006
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DRUG PARAPHERNALIA/PUB PLACE PROHIB

27-CR-06-030859
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
04/28/2006
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
PROSTITUTION-PATRON OR PROSTITUTE IN PUBLIC PLACE
PROSTITUTION-PROSTITUTE-PRIOR CONVICTION
PROSTITUTION-PROSTITUTE-PRIOR CONVICTION

27-CR-07-036710
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
06/07/2007
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
POSSESS DRUG PARAPHENELIA IN PUBLIC
LOITER W/INT
27-CR-08-12926

SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
03/13/2008
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
Theft of Motor Vehicle-Felony
Theft of Motor Vehicle-Felony
Financial Transaction Card Fraud

27-CR-08-23425
108200404
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
05/13/2008
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
Theft $250 or less

27-CR-09-12432
SIMMONS, JACONNA MARIE
05/15/1975
03/13/2009
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
Prostitution - Patron or Prostitute in Public Place
Prostitute-Solicit/Accept Solicitation to Engage for Hire in a Public

Juvenile Court Record Of Robert M.Y. Leake, Charged In "Phat Phat" House Shooting...

Mugshots are in public domain, blog post by John Hoff

Yesterday, the Star Tribune reported on the arrest of two suspects in the drive by house shooting of the home of Anthony "Phat Phat" Titus, age 16, on July 6. One of the suspects is...

...Robert M.Y. Leake, 18, whose interesting mug shot might be attributed to being in the middle of having his hair done when authorities came calling, and Leake hid under some insulation in an attic.

Leake's juvenile record appears in online Minnesota Court records, apparently due to the serious nature of the charges. In an effort to add a bit more information to that already published by the mainstream media, here is that juvenile record:


27-JV-08-13209
Leake, Robert Mellone Yariek
12/10/1991
11/03/2008
- Hennepin Juvenile
Delinquency Felony (Age 16 and Older)
Under Court Jurisdiction
Possess Pistol/Assault Weapon-Under 18 yrs Old


27-JV-09-5527
Leake, Robert Mellone Yariek
12/10/1991
05/22/2009
- Hennepin Juvenile
Delinquency Felony (Age 16 and Older)
Closed
damage to property
Dangerous Weapon-Discharge Firearm-Municipality
Dangerous Weapon-Discharge Firearm-Municipality


It appears young Robert certainly does like his firearms.

Eric Hyde, 38, Of Brooklyn Center, MN Arrested, Charged With Loitering With Intent To Commit Prostitution On Penn Ave. N.

Photo and blog post by John Hoff

It's a shame somebody has to make an example out of Eric Hyde, but decent people who live in North Minneapolis are getting pretty sick of all the hookers on Penn Ave. N., and now the Kwanzaa Church on Emerson Ave. N., pictured above, wants (dear god!) a drop-in center for the prostitutes.

So it comes as sort of good news to learn somebody was actually, finally arrested for...

...soliciting a prostitute on Penn Ave. N.

Here is the information, which made its way around email in an MPD alert:

Case Year: 2010 Case No. 210966

Incident Location: 27** Penn AV N

Date and Time: 7/16/2010 1:16:00 AM - 7/16/2010 1:16:00 AM

Officers observed MN NBA442 stopped on 30th Ave N facing EB between Penn Ave N and Queen Ave N. Officers observed OT1, who officers has prior knowledge that OT1 is a local street prostitute, approach the front passenger door of the listed vehicle. OT1 eng ...

(Police report is truncated at this point)

Arrested Parties, if any (name - age / Address AptNo City, State Zip):

Eric Hyde - 38 / 010831 Major AV N Brooklyn Center, MN 55443

(End of report)

Keep up the great work, MPD.

$217K Restitution Ordered In Larry "Maximum" Maxwell Mortgage Fraud Case...

Stock photo and blog post by John Hoff

Larry "Maximum" Maxwell, who sits behind bars over the fraudulent sale of 1564 Hillside Ave. N., (a transaction in which slumlord Keith Reitman was the seller) was the subject of extensive coverage on this blog during his trial and sentencing, click here for an example.

Recently, I was provided a copy of the restitution order in that case, which orders $217,687.54 in damages, click here for a PDF copy. However, the order DENIES a sizable amount of other damages, including enormous amounts of uncompensated time spent by John's wife--Melony Michaels--to investigate the fraud perpetrated on her husband and bring the perpetrators to justice. With much respect to the judge, I think this was a close legal call and unfortunately the judge came down on the wrong side of that restitution. I hope the Hennepin County Attorney appeals this matter and John Foster (and wife) GET ALL THE RESTITUTION THEY ARE ENTITLED TO GET.

As for the individuals who were involved in the 1564 Hillside Ave. N. transaction--(they know who they are)--the angels of justice hover closer every day, so close you can feel their breath and hear their wingbeats. It must be a gut-wrenching feeling, knowing you've done wrong and not only is God watching, but so is the blogosphere.

JNS BLOG EXCLUSIVE: "Urban Exposure" Store Loses Its Roof In Last Night's Storm, Work Of Almighty God Is Strongly Suspected...

Contributed photo, xoxo, blog post by John Hoff

"Urban Exposure," which shares an address with J & H used furniture, lost its roof in last night's storm. This address was previously blogged about after a notorious and high-profile incident of alleged gambling and assault, click here, which then led to quite a bit of police attention, click here.

I kind of figured God's Wrath would come down on this place sooner or later, given the circumstances of the alleged assault. The (alleged) victim of the assault has a widespread reputation as a...

...pious man, and a bit of a Bible-banger, somebody who calls on God for mercy when the rest of us are calling 911 for police assistance. The no-account thugs involved in that sordid incident made a grave and serious error, in my opinion. They would do well to repent and beg God for forgiveness.

But in the meanwhile, here's an exclusive pic of their roof. Wow, I bet from the second story you can look straight up and see all the way to God. I wonder if anybody's weed stash got all wet?

Storm Damage In North Minneapolis

Contributed photos, xoxo

The extent of tonight's storm damage is unknown, but one thing is for sure: there's a BIG tree down on 27th Ave. N., between Oliver and Newton. The fairly large tree miraculously missed utility lines in close proximity. I guess the powers that be kept the tree adequately trimmed.

While taking a look at the downed tree a few moments ago, I took a moment to clear some rain gutters. The gutters wouldn't clog so quickly if it weren't for all the jaywalking thugs eating dinner from a Cheeto bag.

(Do not click "Read More")

You know what really Grinds My Gears?...

(I caught the now infamous defecating (suspected) hooker at the same corner I filmed her and company yesterday.)
Photos, videos, and blog post by Hans

Hookers on Penn Avenue North Grind My Gears!

But it's not just the hookers... it's the fact that after watching and calling... and calling and calling and calling... nothing seems to change. What must the good citizens of Nomi do to clean up this section of Penn Avenue? Until I hear some suggestions that actually work I feel my only course of action is to film or photograph as much suspicious activity as possible... so please, click Read More!


Don't blink or you'll miss the woman in the white du-rag walking south down Penn.



I don't think these guys are prostitutes, but I also don't think they're supposed to be hanging out on utility boxes across from Wallys Inconvenience Store.




Moments before this picture was taken these guys were sitting on the front steps of the boarded house they are 'play fighting' in front of. It was hard to tell if these guys were friends or enemies... but it doesn't make the neighborhood feel very nice either way. This photo was taken a couple blocks west of Wally's on Golden Valley Road.



I wonder... do these folks live in the house they are loitering in front of... or do they just claim 30th and Queen as their own?



Occasionally we do get to see some Police action, but does it have any effect on the future activities of the thugs and whores they interact with?