Duane Cedric Allen, I don't even know what to write about you. I figured there was a good story being hinted at by the jail roster when I saw six serious charges listed and bail of $30,000. But when I obtained the criminal complaint, what did I see?
The headline says it all. Instead of a colorful crime spree, all we have is a drunken dumbass who managed to meet the bare minimum criteria for a number of crimes, repeatedly, just by starring in his own one-man version of Dumb and Dumber.
DUMB was at 3:30 in the morning, when Allen showed up the first time drunk and yelling and shoving. DUMBER was when he came back at 9 a.m. the same day.
Allen's address on the criminal complaint is 2405 5th St. NE Lower Unit, Minneapolis, MN 55413 but on the jail roster his address is 801 Sheridan Ave. N., a rental owned by H & H Real Estate, LLC.
I don't know how to feel about this, Mr. Allen.
Disappointed, mostly.
6 comments:
Duane ain't exactly shackled by the chains on intelligence.
'Nuff said.
Good Lord, he's 51 years old. Shouldn't he be calming down by now? Also, judging by his calling his girlfriend the "n word", it sounds like he might be a racist.
This dude's heart is going to fail if he keeps getting train-wrecked and dizzy on booze and drugs.
He's probably never cared about nutrition and his cholesterol levels.
I don't know if he can live to see 60 if he keeps it up.
to anonymous@ 10:16....W.T.F.?#!&?You outta have a health show geared towards thugs if you care so much.
Here Ye, Here Ye, i mean't 7:06 a.m. should throw his advice to duanes cousin don and let him explain to duane about being a racist that hates their own people.
I sit corrected by meself.
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