Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Pete The Pedophile Helps Out At Marathon Gas Station, 26th And Penn Ave. N.

Contributed photo, xoxo, blog post by John Hoff

Ever since Level Three Sex Offender Peter Rickmyer was declared a frivolous legal litigant and handed a crushing defeat in his "midnight manifesto" lawsuit of rambling gibberish, plenty of folks in North Minneapolis have wondered, well, what will become of Spanky Pete? What will he do with his public welfare-financed energy instead of writing up rambling garbage to waste the time of the court?

Now it seems an answer has come floating up from the urban ooze...

Peter has been spotted assisting with clean-up at the "thug gas station" located at 26th Ave. N. and Penn Ave. N., a roomy yet rather dreary "inconvenience store" where long plain white T-shirts are sold and there's a whole lot of "hanging out" nearby, convenient to the drug dealing and prostitution on Penn Ave. N.

(What's up with that? What do residents of North Minneapolis need to get the "Big Blue" police command center parked on Penn Ave. N.?)

At this time, it is unknown whether Pete is getting paid under the table, above the table, or simply volunteering his time to do a little sweeping. In any case, if you'd like to run into Pete the "public figure" Pedophile, a veritable rock star among his Level Three peers, it appears this store is one great place to make Pete's acquaintance.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh SNAP!

Ranty said...

How about asking the owner of the store?

Anonymous said...

My only question is if he knows that young children are not what is for sale there. I have family around there and would like him and his newfound co-horts gone...In a sad state of affairs it ends up as him i am worried most about.

Patrick said...

This is just what we need, the L3SO's and the thugs joining forces (sarcasm font).

Anonymous said...

Maybe that is where Pete is "volunteering" his time according to his newly adjusted conditions of release.

Anonymous said...

What better place for the guy to be? Those drug dealers who hang out at that gas station could use a spanking. Go to it Pete!