Friday, March 21, 2014

How The Spanky Have Fallen! Frivolous Litigant Peter "Spanky Pete" Rickmyer Files Weak Little Pro Forma Appeal In Federal Court...

Mugshot, therefore public domain, also (joke font) "pervy tickly beard
exception to copyright" (end joke font) blog post by John Hoff

Level Three Sex Offender Peter Rickmyer, pictured above, has been wanted on a warrant out of Oklahoma County, Oklahoma since the Hubble telescope was launched into space and Nelson Mandela was freed from prison, circa 1990. But Oklahoma County doesn't want Rickmyer back in their state, and so the warrant has been "non-extraditable" all these years even though the whole judicial system knows precisely where this fugitive child molester can be located, see address listed at the bottom of his recent court filing.

Just thought I'd mention that issue up front.

It was only the end of last month when I reported on a federal lawsuit filed by Rickmyer in federal court against this blog, a Minnesota Department of Corrections employee, and a host of others which was dismissed for, in summary, failure to state a claim...

Now word reaches me Rickmyer has filed an appeal (of course) in the case. I was expecting one of Rickmyer's long and tree-murdering manifestos, but I wasn't sure whether to be happy or disappointed when I saw the actual document.

Consisting of only two pages, it is little more than a "fill in the blank" pro forma attempt to keep the failed lawsuit on legal life support. Click here for that document. 

I assume more pointless paper will be filed later. In the meantime, USA Today wrote a fine investigative piece about wanted criminals who have been (effectively) exported to other states, and nobody bothers to pick them up even though they have warrants, and they go on to commit other crimes.

See, pictured above, the local poster boy for this issue. More on this later, I hope.  

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have on good record that this guy saved a cops life on the northside, across the street from his house... The cop had been surrounded by a group of gangsters, and this guy came to the cops aid-swinging a shovel to keep the bad guys back, all the while calling the police on the phone.....

Johnny Northside! said...

That is a made up, baseless tale from start to finish with the possible exception of the fact Pete undoubtedly owns at least one shovel.

Anonymous said...

It's true, ask Martin.

Johnny Northside! said...

If Martin sends me an email and confirms it, I'll be glad to publish the story. That will most likely happen around the time Flight 370 is found safe and sound on Gilligan's Island.

Anonymous said...

It's true except a few details are wrong.

1) It was a spanking paddle not a shovel

and

2) Spanky was aiming for the gangsters' butts.

Anonymous said...

Martin won't respond to you due to a pending IA investigation about you.

Anonymous said...

Spanky Pete Would like to spank Miss Hunter who slapped the fuck out of him when he grabbed her breastez back in the day at Lincoln Jr. High and all of the black kids that would beat the shit out of him that forced him to transfer to a lesser asswhoopin' school..freaking perv will have his day...... psychofuck

Johnny Northside! said...

Somebody comes along and posts comments like that, and has for years, now, but I've yet to see the evidence there's any truth to THAT story, either. Somehow I "disbelieve it a lot less" than the other story but, still, please trot out the proof.

Johnny Northside! said...

The amount of made up b.s. on this thread is amazing. IA investigation, you say?

Remind me, is it three things or five to make a "hat trick" in hockey?

Anonymous said...

John, I am an "old" bastard with a lot of info...I just don't exactly ,besides eerie mail, how to break the ice. Do not want to touch E"eerie mail. maybe some day I will try and prove to you that I am a trove of information. Give me an idea and I will talk to you and make you more of a star than you are. You provide a service that is invaluable and I (Straight guy) love you.

Anonymous said...

3 goals = hat trick
3 assists = playmaker
shutout = zero club (for goalie)

Johnny Northside! said...

Mail the info to my home address?