Wednesday, July 23, 2014

James Early, Still A Wanted Fugitive Following Plea Bargain For Accidental Shooting Of Baby Isaac Early, Casually Announces On Facebook He's In Brooklyn Park, Mother Of Baby Victim Calls Him A "Dummy"

Facebook photo used under First Amendment Fair Comment and Criticism, 
blog post by John Hoff

A commenter on this blog drew these facts, now confirmed, to my attention. 

James Early, who was the recipient of an incredibly good plea bargain following the accidental shooting of his baby nephew, did not abide by the rules of probation and became a fugitive in June, click here for earlier story. 

That pun with "earlier" was an accident, but now I'm pointing it out. 

English majors just can't help themselves, sometimes. 

Anyway, the fact he's a fugitive doesn't keep James Early from being active on Facebook. Eight hours ago he asked...

"Who up vamping with me? Lmss." (The letters at the end mean "like my status")

Earlier (there I go again), some nine hours ago, James Early asked, "Who got loud in BP?" (BP is Brooklyn Park, it is the long time understanding of JNS blog that "loud" is a term used for cannabis, as confirmed by Urban Dictionary, as follows:

A slang term for marijuana of high quality. The word was originated in the eastside of Atlanta, zone 6. 
"Man we blew a whole pack of loud last night dog"

"If you're lookin' for me just sniff you can find me where that loud at" 

"I bought a elbow of loud for four bills"
by King Diop April 09, 2008

In response to the "loud" solicitation, a Facebook user called Lilmoe Gotdem Bands said "niggas sleep bd hit me up in da am." (Requires no translation, but note that "bd" is the name James Early uses on Facebook, "James BD'dis BD'dat Early")

Catching wind of this conversation, the mother of the baby victim posted the following on the thread soliciting "loud" in Brooklyn Park. 

u fuckin slow as. why would post on fb were you at when u on da run dummy nd u still need to turn urself in. neways call u bum ass brother u now him nd jamie got da shyt they rydin all around anyways. 

Incredibly, this seems to translate as follows: 

You are not bright. Why would you post on Facebook where you are located when you are a fugitive, dummy, and you still need to turn yourself in? Anyways call your low-quality brother. You know him and Jamie have got what you're looking for and they are out and about in a motor vehicle at the moment, anyway. 

One could speculate further on this conversation and the motives of the participants, but at the end of the day James Early remains a fugitive. 

Baby Isaac has, however, miraculously made almost a full recovery but still carries a bullet in his body too dangerous to remove. 


Anonymous said...

There is no cure for stupid.

Anonymous said...

Certainly hope the Fugitive Task Force is "reading" his page, not that it is legible for the most part. Should be fairly easy to find him - dummy posted a phone number, after all! Or, just perhaps, they don't want to find him.
I like using the word "dummy" as it reminds me of a favorite childhood TV show.

Anonymous said...

Free universal education for over a century and there are still people who write "were" when they mean "where". There is no solution. Nothing will ever improve. The only hope is to flee the ignorant.

Johnny Northside! said...

I take it your favorite childhood television show was Sanford and Son? Fred Sanford always calling his grown son, Lamont, "dummy?"

Anonymous said...

Of course it was, Johnny. "You big dummy", and "I'm comin' to join you, Elizabeth"!

Anonymous said...

Is it any wonder that he ran? Folk like this are always so tough & rough, willing to portray a bad azz image. But when it is time to be accountable for their actions, they run & hide like a frightened bunny. Step up to the chalk line & be a man! Time to cleanse the Northside.

Anonymous said...

Fugitive Task Force??? There is no Task Force looking for a probation violator.

Anonymous said...

James Early ain't nothin' but a two-bit Ho.

Anonymous said...

Petra posted again on FB for him to turn himself in

Anonymous said...

Turn ur self in sorry bitch do the crime do the time ! U scared or nah !!! ??? U or ur brother don't give a fuck , it shows !!!!!