Thursday, April 30, 2009

Unloved And Unmourned, 2125 Lyndale Ave. N. Goes Down (Clues To "Smiley Faced Killers" Forever Lost?)


Photos By John Hoff 


This tiny little house at 2125 Lyndale Ave. N. was one of the first houses I looked at in North Minneapolis. The squatting activity there was flagrant. In fact, whoever was trying to sell the house eventually just GAVE UP on replacing the locks on the doors, so often would the door get kicked in...

I don't think anybody in the neighborhood was watching and fretting about this small, ugly building...which, the truth be told, could have been a useful "mother in law cottage" to the house next door, a big rambling property I call "Squat-O-Topia," where there is ALSO a lot of signs of squatting.

There was an odd, creepy smiley face in the upstairs window of this house. I can't help but think of the "Smiley Face Killer" theory about a group of murderers knocking off college-aged young men, by forcing them to drink too much alcohol (something they're not inclined to do in the first place) and then la-dee-dah-dee throwing them off bridges or walking them into rivers.

COULD THIS HAVE BEEN THE EVIL LAIR OF THE KILLER CULT? WERE ALL THE POSSIBLE CLUES LOST IN THE DEMOLITION?

OK, obviously I had the sarcasm font activated while the snark button was on. Sure, I don't know if I actually buy the "Smiley Face Killer" theory. But I don't know if I want to make fun of it THAT much, either.

In any case, some WEEKS ago the tired little "mother-in-law cottage" at 2125 Lyndale Ave. N. went down, unmourned and unloved. It should not be, however, utterly un-noted, un-remarked, and un-documented. At one time, it was a sweet little cottage. The relationship to the property at 2127 Lyndale Ave. N. seems obvious, even though the property at 2125 was (apparently) split off in a way that would NEVER BE ALLOWED TODAY. Somebody must have cared deeply about a family member, so deeply they were willing to BUILD A HOUSE for their proximity and comfort. And yet they didn't want that person living under their same roof.

Who were these people? What was the story?

We think we're losing crappy buildings in this rush to North Minneapolis revitalization, but we're not JUST losing old buildings. If no building is there to make us ask questions, why would we ever go digging for the story of who was there before? And if we don't know who was there before, what were their victories and defeats, what challenges did they face and how did they overcome those challenges....how will we avoid repeating the same mistakes?


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

One of the things about JNS is that the photo documentation is too often close up shots and not the whole picture. So this article bemoans the loss of this little cottage. What did it look like? We will never know. Because all that is documented here is a close up of the peak. I would love to have seen what the whole cottage looked like.

Johnny Northside! said...

I will take that critique, but let me tell you what happened with the photo. I looked at 2125 Lyndale with an idea to buy it. This was back when I was first looking at houses. The place was a wreck. I mean, it had a crawl space for a basement. I did snap a few photos while I was there.

I had no idea I'd be using the photos I snapped that day to document the passing of the address in question. The place was knocked down before I knew it, and I was left to ask myself, hey, do I have any photos of that address? This was what I had.

And I dare say it's more than anybody else had but, please, if anybody has photos please share them by email and I will publish them.