Friday, August 26, 2011

Johnny Northside Location Update For "Spanky" Pete Rickmyer Includes Deep Fried Cheesecake...

Photo and blog post by John Hoff

As previously promised, I am giving regular clues about my location so Level Three Sex Offender Peter "Spanky Pete" Rickmyer has a shot at serving me with his pseudo-legal paperwork while I'm taking stateside R&R from my deployment in Afghanistan.

I just have a little time before my son and I catch a shuttle bus to one of the local amusement parks here in Orlando, but hopefully later there will be a "clue festival" which will include what I'm wearing, what I'm eating, what I'm driving, etc.

Pictured above... deep fried cheesecake, a southern gastronomic delight.

Turns out the trick to deep frying unusual food--whatever it may be, Snickers bars or whatever--is to first wrap it in doughy won ton wrappers. This keeps the food together in the fryer.

My hotel is only a short distance from a restaurant that serves up deep fried cheesecake. We'll be staying here tonight so Spanky Pete process servers? Come and bang on my door!


Anonymous said...

So...Just for the record. How would the Afghan court system or the Talaban handles someone like "Spanky"?

Johnny Northside! said...

It's spelled "Taliban."

I will have to look for a link to the answer and get back to you on that. I don't want to speak from the seat of my pants.

Spanky Pete's crimes--exposure to a young boy in a hotel room, and laying his hands on the butt cheeks of two young women--are distinctly different crimes and might be handled in different ways.

But I'm no expert on the Afghan legal system. Being in Afghanistan doesn't make me an expert on such a thing.