Friday, December 27, 2013

Paris Lashawn Brown Accused Of Burglary And, Incredibly, That Is Apparently The Name Of A Male...

Creative stock photo, PARIS!!!! OK, that's actually LAS VEGAS,
blog post by John Hoff

Paris Lashawn Brown is accused of a burglary at 119 36th St. W. which took place May 27. Cash, a television and electronics were stolen.

Click here for the criminal complaint.

Police managed to get a latent print off some "nesting dolls" and linked the print to Paris Lashawn Brown, whose parents obviously wanted a girl. Paris wasn't actually arrested until October 23. He's also charged with failing to register as a predatory offender.

Brown's last reported address, which is listed on the criminal complaint, is 4622 Aldrich Ave. N.; a rental property owned by Bryan Altman of 2619 Fremont Ave. S. 

Despite being forced to register as a predatory offender...

...Brown doesn't have THAT much of a record in the state of Minnesota. He was convicted of fleeing a police officer by means other than a motor vehicle and also giving a police officer a false name, birthday and/or ID card. (When you've been RUNNING from the cop, and he CATCHES you, do you really think he's going to fall for your lies about WHO YOU ARE? I'm just saying)

So apparently his predatory offender status was from some other conviction, perhaps not in Minnesota. 


Anonymous said...

Obviously not just a girls name.Which doesn't make this dude any smarter.

Johnny Northside! said...

Ah, yes, well if we take the name all the way back more than 2,000 years we find it's not a girls name AT ALL.

Which is probably exactly what little Paris had to tell the big mean boys at school.

Now perhaps you can seek out the masculine mythological origins of "Lashawn" for us?

Anonymous said...

Here's some info on origins of Lashawn. Ancient scientific mysteries!

Anonymous said...

This is my child's father. And your comments are rather rude.

Johnny Northside! said...

But more like rather true.