A Cornucopia Of Hennepin County Jailhouse Roster NUGGETS!!! (Unlike Those Mangoes, These Nuggets Are REALLY RIPE!!!)

Stock photo, Thanksgiving decoration, FOB Gardez, Afghanistan, blog post by John Hoff

So many nuggets of info, so little time! So let the nuggetry begin--!

Teven Earl Cosey, (3/7/91) is charged with domestic assault, second degree assault with a dangerous weapon, (a felony) first degree burglary of an occupied dwelling (a felony) and disorderly conduct.

Hmmm, interesting combination of charges. Some real creativity here.

Cosey has a juvenile record of theft, indifferent to owner rights. He received supervised probation and "sentenced to serve." Giving an officer a false name, guilty, sentenced to service and a mere 30 days of supervised probation. Disorderly conduct, guilty, sentenced to the two days he'd already served. Another disorderly conduct charge later that same year, got a 45 day sentence, stayed, and a year of supervised probation.

Cosey's address is listed as 800 Queen Ave. N., a rental owned by James Victorsen, 2893 Lakeshore Ave., Maple Plain, MN.

Cosey remains in jail on $10,000 bail.

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Lundale Cribbs is sitting in jail on assault and trespass charges, but this is just the most recent chapter in an illustrious career of crime. His online court records list 20 other charges...



Heaven help us, here they all are...

27-CR-93-101874
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
11/22/1993
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
ASSAULT 5TH DEGREE (DOMESTIC)

Guilty. Received unsupervised probation, sentenced to 60 days, served 7, the rest stayed.

27-CR-94-017533
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
03/04/1994
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
5TH DEG ASSAULT

Guilty. Received unsupervised probation, 180 days in the workhouse. What happened with the 180 days is a freaking mess, and as near as I can figure out he served 8 days, 21 days, and 4 days.

27-CR-94-024121
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
03/25/1994
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
VIOLATION OF PROTECTION ORDER

Guilty. That's all I need to say about it. This guy really knows how to make his online records complicated as concerns his sentences.

27-CR-94-097231
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
12/21/1994
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
THEFT, $201-500

Guilty. Sentenced to a year, seems to have served 36 days. The record shows probation violation hearings.

27-CR-01-104602
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
12/21/2001
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
ASSAULT IN THE FIFTH DEGREE

Guilty. A term of 90 days, credit for 90 days.

27-CR-01-060232
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
01/09/2002
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
FINANCIAL TRANSACTION CARD FRAUD
FINANCIAL TRANSACTION CARD FRAUD

One count dismissed, pled guilty to the other one. Credit for 110 days served. Cribbs certainly knows his way around the workhouse.

27-CR-02-037617
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
05/17/2002
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
DEFRAUDING AN INNKEEPER
DISORDERLY CONDUCT

The "disorderly" was dismissed, found guilty on the "defrauding." Credit for 2 days served on a 30 day sentence, 28 days stayed.

27-CR-02-053049
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
07/05/2002
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
FALSE INFORMATION TO POLICE/MISD

Guilty. A term of 5 days, credit for 5 days.

27-CR-03-051685
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
09/16/2003
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
OFFERING A FORGED CHECK
THEFT-LESS 250-MS-FRM PERSON-MONEY

Convicted on the forged check, the theft charge dismissed. Didn't get squat for punishment on this one.

27-CR-04-016975
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
03/15/2004
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
THEFT
DISORDERLY CONDUCT

Convicted on the disorderly, the theft was dismissed. Got a 90 day term, 89 suspended, credit for one day served. Don't let the revolving door of justice hit you where the good Lord split you.

27-CR-04-064981
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
09/27/2004
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
LOITER WITH INTENT TO BUY/SELL NARCOTICS
DRUG PARAPHERNALIA/PUB PLACE PROHIB

Convicted on the one, the other dismissed. Does it even MATTER which one? A thirty day sentence, credit for 3 days, the rest stayed.

27-CR-06-013818
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
03/01/2006
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
THEFT

Guilty. Sentenced to a year, all stayed but the 116 days served. At last, enough frequent flyer points earned to actually GO somewhere!

27-CR-06-062239
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
09/08/2006
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
ASSAULT IN THE 5TH DEGREE HARM
ASSAULT IN THE 5TH DEGREE FEAR
DISORDERLY CONDUCT

Convicted only upon one of the assault counts, the rest dismissed. Credit for time served, 27 days.

27-CR-06-062622
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
09/11/2006
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
CONTROLLED SUB CRIME 5TH DEG-POSSESSION

Convicted. Got a sentence and then did confusing things, as per his pattern. Appears to have received credit for 14 days, then 130 days. Oh, then 4 days. Is this incarceration or a HOTEL?

27-CR-06-087200
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
12/21/2006
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
CONSUMING IN PUBLIC
LOITERING WITH OB

The loitering was dismissed, guilty on the consuming. A $200 fine, dismissed in light of jail time.

27-CR-07-013074
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
03/01/2007
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
THEFT OVER $500

He did some time for this. In increments, apparently. It's too much of a mess to figure out. This guy's jail time looks like a layaway account at KMart. But he still owes $50. Seriously.

27-CR-08-52062
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
10/17/2008
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Nord, Beryl A.
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
Terroristic Threats
Assault in the Second Degree

Convicted on terroristic threats, assault charge dismissed. Appears to have done 127 days. Record is full of probation violation hearings.

27-CR-09-8826
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
02/20/2009
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Bush, Philip D.
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
Violation of Order for Protection
Violation of a no contact order

Convicted ON BOTH. One so seldom sees that. Got credit for 127 days. I would tend to think that's the same 127 days mentioned in an earlier sentence. How do the authorities even keep all the MATH straight with this guy and his many sentences?

27-CR-09-61969
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
12/20/2009
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Under Court Jurisdiction
TRESPASS-PREMISES OF ANOTHER-REFUSE TO DEPART

Convicted. A comment added to the record notes "to be transported from PSF, if no show too do full 90."

27-CR-10-43051
CRIBBS, LUNDALE
04/07/1964
09/15/2010
Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Downtown
Wernick, Mark S.
Crim/Traf Mandatory
Closed
Assault-5th Degree-Felony

Convicted. Credit for time served, 120 days.

Cribbs' address is reportedly 610 Logan Ave. N., which city property records show to be some kind of co-op with all kinds of units.

Or, as it were, cribs.
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Jill Margaret Cromey is a rare and interesting criminal creature because she has been found guilty in the past of COUNTERFEITING. Amazing. I wonder if this involves passing "superdollars" suspected to be printed in North Korea or just "hey, let's use this high quality color photocopier and see if we can scam some 40s."

The last one, I suspect.

Currently Cromey sits in jail accused of felony theft and possessing "not a small amount" of marijuana, a felony. Her address is listed as 4531 Oliver Ave. N., a rental property owned by Robert E. Erickson of 9901 Kadler Ave. NE, Monticello, MN.

Wow, even a few nuggets can be quite filling! I guess it's time to find a new stock photo with a yummy theme and push forward toward the letter "D" on the jail roster.