in Arizona, blog post by John Hoff
Kareem Blount Muhammed, DOB 10/27/75, is accused of sexually assaulting his former girlfriend after smoking marijuana dipped in embalming fluid.
Click here for criminal complaint.
According to police and prosecutors, on March 10 of this year, at about 6 a.m, police responded to a 911 report of a rape at 1625 Oliver Ave. N., a rental property owned by House Of Dreams Community in St. Paul. The taxpayer is Donald E. Christopher of 2655 Girard Ave. N.
The license has been in review since December 12 of last year, which means...
...almost nothing, usually.
On the date in question, allegedly, officers responded to the 911 call placed by a victim whose initials (ironically) are TLC. She reported her ex-boyfriend was at her home, smoking "wet" which is marijuana dipped in embalming fluid.
Kareem wanted to have sex, but TLC refused. So Kareem--high on wet, and that will be most of his criminal defense, I'm sure--got TLC on the couch and said (quote) "You goona give me some pussy."
I believe a more standard spelling would be "gonna," but whatever.
Kareem was working on getting his pants off, getting HER pants off, and exposed his penis while he was on top of her. TLC went to the kitchen and got a knife. She told Kareem to leave but he wouldn't. At some point, she made contact with the knife. Kareem fled.
When police found Kareem, he opened up his stupid mouth and admitted to, well, pretty much everything. Nice work, Kareem. You'll have to pay your criminal defense attorney about ten times as much, now.
Kareem is probably a broke ass chump, so a defense attorney will be appointed for him.
The (broke ass chump) defendant reportedly lives at 2327 James Ave. N., a homesteaded property owned by a relative with the same surname.