and Criticism, blog post by John Hoff
Glenn Smith, pictured above when he was just a little baby and still had a chance in life, though perhaps he BARELY had a chance given parents who allowed him to become involved in gang activity early in life, is now the father of a little innocent baby HIMSELF. Smith remains incarcerated on charges of involvement in a gang related alley shooting.
According to information posted on Glenn's Facebook page, which is now apparently under the control of his mother, Glenn became a father on or about...
...November 21. An image of the newborn baby is posted on Glenn's Facebook page but I have elected NOT to reproduce that photo here. The baby does bear a strong resemblance to Glenn but, of course, also looks a lot like a actor Ben Kingsley who has starred in such great movies as House Of Sand And Fog.
Truth is the baby looks A LOT more like Ben Kingsley than Glenn Smith and I think Smith may want to demand a paternity test, by which I mean OF COURSE that Smith may want to demand a paternity test of actor Ben Kingsley.
(Kidding. Of course)
I do not know what the Hennepin County Jail policies are about visitation by minors, but I assume it will be a long, long time before Glenn has any opportunity to see his child in the flesh. Meanwhile, if the mother of that child isn't already drawing or at least soon applying for taxpayer funded public assistance, I will eat a can of silkworm larvae on YouTube. I think it was Elvis who phrased things so much better and more beautifully than I can: