Saturday, November 23, 2013

Glenn D. Smith, Still Incarcerated Over Gang-Related Shooting Charges, Has Just Become A Father...

Facebook image used under First Amendment Fair Comment
and Criticism, blog post by John Hoff

Glenn Smith, pictured above when he was just a little baby and still had a chance in life, though perhaps he BARELY had a chance given parents who allowed him to become involved in gang activity early in life, is now the father of a little innocent baby HIMSELF. Smith remains incarcerated on charges of involvement in a gang related alley shooting. 

According to information posted on Glenn's Facebook page, which is now apparently under the control of his mother, Glenn became a father on or about...

...November 21. An image of the newborn baby is posted on Glenn's Facebook page but I have elected NOT to reproduce that photo here. The baby does bear a strong resemblance to Glenn but, of course, also looks a lot like a actor Ben Kingsley who has starred in such great movies as House Of Sand And Fog. 


Truth is the baby looks A LOT more like Ben Kingsley than Glenn Smith and I think Smith may want to demand a paternity test, by which I mean OF COURSE that Smith may want to demand a paternity test of actor Ben Kingsley.

(Kidding. Of course)

I do not know what the Hennepin County Jail policies are about visitation by minors, but I assume it will be a long, long time before Glenn has any opportunity to see his child in the flesh. Meanwhile, if the mother of that child isn't already drawing or at least soon applying for taxpayer funded public assistance, I will eat a can of silkworm larvae on YouTube. I think it was Elvis who phrased things so much better and more beautifully than I can:


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Taxpayers should have the right to forbid people who can't provide food,clothing & shelter for themselves & their offspring from multiplying.

Anonymous said...

Demontez Stackz Powell has something to do with this he is the current leader of the "stick up boys"

Anonymous said...

Dude whoever listen to this low life bitch that wrote this is article is slow as fuck..who just write a article about "who the baby look like..sorry mf.
actually his baby mama is white wealthy and don't need assistance..oh yeah chuck know how to pick them..white and rich bitch..so the baby good..get something really to talk about asshole

Johnny Northside! said...

Really? So the baby mama is NOT that poor girl I see on his Facebook page? There's ANOTHER baby mama? Tell me this whole fairy tale, please, I'm so interested in this story.

Anonymous said...

Ok now bitch get to postin your worm eatin experience.....oh wait that was for likes just like your fake ass stories what lonely people will do for attention.....you have to be ugly as fuck look what you do with your life.....smh now pray