When it comes to the Thanksgiving Day Turd Burglary, it would appear everything is finished but the paperwork...
Click here for previous JNS blog coverage on a juvenile burglary on Thanksgiving in which heroic neighbors helped apprehend seven youth who were burglarizing an elderly resident's house while the resident was out of town. Because one of the burglars took a dump in the toilet, didn't flush it, and wiped his ass with an entire roll of bathroom tissue, the incident was dubbed the "Turd Burglary." The juvenile criminals who pled guilty became known as "Turd Burglars."
Well, now two of the burglars (Darkese Shorter and Diamonte Morris) have sent apology letters, of sorts. The letters speak for themselves, and were obtained by JNS blog under the condition that this blog would not mock the writing abilities of the correspondents because the victim finds the letters "sad."
Indeed, the victim considers the letters to be an indictment of the public education system.
To which JNS blog says: What? THIS BLOGGER give somebody a hard time about their ENGLISH SKILLS?
My goodness, when has this blogger ever done THAT? (Click here for YouTube "grammar Nazi" parody video)