Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Jill Clark Disciplinary Documents Fall Into The Eager Paws Of Johnny Northside, Watch For Coverage This Evening...



YouTube embed, "HOT HOT HOT," blog post by John Hoff

I am in possession of hot, detailed documents about the disciplinary proceedings against Jill Clark, the notorious "lawyer for crazy town" who seems to be waging a legal war on members of the North Minneapolis "revitalizer class." Oh, and she's also running for office.

THIS STUFF IS SO HOT, SO JUICY, SO DETAILED that, while I don't normally write "teaser" posts, I think the fact this stuff is now in my hands is blog-worthy news in and of itself. I have already forwarded the documents to some interested parties. Watch for coverage on this blog this evening or as soon as I can manage it.

As Buster Poindexter put it so well in a song, ZAT YOU, SANTA CLAUS?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This post has nothing news worthy. This is nothing more than you trying to stir up shit to make it smell and for all we know, there is no shit to begin with. Why don't you post some actual news rather than some lame SNL bit that YOU call news worthy.

Johnny Northside! said...

(Singing to self)

HOT HOT HOT.

Da boom boom boom boom FEELING HOT HOT HOT.

(Done singing)

Yeah, you'll get it when I have time to write it all out. Just digging into it now. One name coming up is a case involving Rarity Abdullah...

Oh, my word, allegations of reckless disregard as to truth or falsity. Why is that phrase so familiar? OH YES, that's kind of like DEFAMATION. Like the lawsuit Jill filed against ME for my BLOGGING.

Only the jury said the statements I made were NOT FALSE. Yeah, let's see how it goes for Jill...

Reading, reading, skimming...

Judge Weiland is involved in this...heard that name come up before with Crazy Clark...

Another client name that comes up in the paperwork, Tony Moore, on probation for possession of controlled substances...

Hmmmmm...

Reading, skimming...

Johnny Northside! said...

This matter also names and involves Paul Stepnes and Chester Group LLC...

Judge Regina Chu is involved...one of my favorite judges, handled the Larry "Maximum" Maxwell mortgage fraud case...

Hmmm, Judge Chu isn't in this stuff deeply because Chu was recused, then it was Judge Susan Burke. Can't say I'm familiar with that judge...

Hmmmm. Hmmmmm.

Oh, OK, then Burke is out and Judge Bruce Peterson was in...

Then Judge Ann Alton...my word, it's like musical chairs with the judges!

Reading, skimming....

Yeah, it's going to take a while to write all this up this evening...great stuff, though. A little arcane, but with an odd juiciness. This smells like the "bench and bar" dealing with the problem child of the Minnesota legal community with legal haldol and 4 point restraints...

Concerned NOMI Citizen said...

I would like to take this opportunity to inform "Anonymous" that this is a Johnny Northside's blog. A personal blog. Not CNN. Don't like what he wrote? Don't read it. Want to control blogging content? Write your own... although in your case I would suggest heavy use of spell checking first.

The Hawthorne Hawkman said...

Well how about that...The Honorable Judge Susan Burke presided over the last legal gasp of the Pamiko empire. It's a small world after all.

Johnny Northside! said...

To Concerned Citizen,

Well, even if this blog were CNN, it would still be a matter of "Don't like it? Don't watch it."