Wednesday, June 27, 2012

On The First Day Of Nitelen, What Do We See? A Paternity Test That Set Nitelen Free!


Photo from FB profile of Nitelen Jackson, used under First Amendment Fair Comment and Criticism, blog post by John Hoff

As I wrote about yesterday, Nitelen Jackson is going to jail in nine, no, make that EIGHT days and Johnny Northside Dot Com is counting them down.

Jackson's Facebook profile is an amazing documentary of thug life, and here are the first of its many treasures. Like a previous blog posting, this is a chance to "test your knowledge of thug speak" and see how much of the conversation you can understand.

On October 25, 2011, Jackson posted this image of a resoundingly negative paternity test and wrote, "Told y'all iant have no fuckin kids now say sorry for talkin so bad about me please" (sic, no period at end of sentence)

This posting sparked an incredible 190 post response, as follows...



72 people like this.

Shannon Elaine saddd af that bby look jus like uu though
October 25, 2011 at 10:16am · 7

Kush Marley sad....
October 25, 2011 at 10:17am

Rakiya Price Ctfu who this fa ??
October 25, 2011 at 10:18am · 1

Nitelen Jackson Sad but true cuz they swabbed the fuck out me but mufuckas gone say a baby look like the father anyways yu kno how that go
October 25, 2011 at 10:18am · 18

Shantellovenlife Tolliver Omg sad
October 25, 2011 at 10:19am · 1

Ciarra Whocanstopher Sorry!!
October 25, 2011 at 10:19am · 1

Savage Rip Haywood Lmfao hahahaha damn have a baby bye who that's everybody freak
October 25, 2011 at 10:20am · 7

Shannon Elaine ctfu not it say nITELEN D JACKSON not the biological farther but ayeee thats SAD af'
October 25, 2011 at 10:20am

Porsha PeeKay Holliday o_O
October 25, 2011 at 10:20am · 4

Nitelen Jackson Shaywood yu see why I use to say that was cartton baby and u use to get mad at me
October 25, 2011 at 10:21am · 7

Tylisa Rodgers ctfu (big eyes pk) ... but umm yesss nitelen thats so bogus !!!
October 25, 2011 at 10:25am · 1

Shannon Elaine lol star uu prego
October 25, 2011 at 10:26am

Meisha NewMe Dixon Damn cousin! Smgdh
October 25, 2011 at 10:26am

Sheena Magee KidFree...Oh What a feeling now keep it strapped son and be selective remember it takes2 soooo strapUp baby...
October 25, 2011 at 10:26am · 7

Jenna ShermoanSmith TrustNoone NEPHEW MAYBE ITS A BLESSING..Trust me kids are a lot to deal wit..&I these young Bby moma's are A TRIP ALSO...JUST KEEP UR HEAD UP &keep it Moving....#WRAPthatDickUp..
October 25, 2011 at 10:28am · 4

LaKeisha Cole I knew that was cartoon baby smh hell naw
October 25, 2011 at 10:29am · 7

Shannon Elaine ‎@star ha wattttttt tell they asz quit it wtf but if its a girl she gone be thicc af lol
October 25, 2011 at 10:29am · 2

Mookie Freemeat-g Folks Damn
October 25, 2011 at 10:31am

Nitelen Jackson Bestfriend ctfu I miss you
October 25, 2011 at 10:33am

Oneofakind Morrow Ctfu hoes will have you going for years
October 25, 2011 at 10:33am · 6

Trish Selfmade Jefferson Wtf?????? All i can say is Damn¡¡ Hehe' sis i ain't got no kids the only kid i like is lil ant in (your voice) haha
October 25, 2011 at 10:33am

Shannon Elaine ‎@star ctfu yesssss like miyahhh lol dnt be puttin her in the fitted asz clothes showin off her figure at a early age
October 25, 2011 at 10:35am · 1

Nettey Rozzay Roshay Took it to the house ..that's everybody freak
October 25, 2011 at 10:37am · 3

Novella Williams DAMN!
October 25, 2011 at 10:37am

Mookie Freemeat-g Folks Tha bby kinda looked lik nitlen lol
October 25, 2011 at 10:38am · 2

Bree Armstrong Yu shoulda went on maury..lol
October 25, 2011 at 10:38am · 9

China-Elle Marie Blair That's crazy on Crip.
October 25, 2011 at 10:38am

LaShae Williams Omg, cant through im his bm around no more!! Im sorry nite nite i did make dead beat dad comments.

October 25, 2011 at 10:38am · 1
LaShae Williams I ment throw

October 25, 2011 at 10:39am · 1
Shannon Elaine ‎Bre Mob Armstrong ha yess that would ah been LIVE af
October 25, 2011 at 10:39am · 1

Ashley Lee Tell em!!!
October 25, 2011 at 10:40am · 1

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham ‎@Pk remember what we said about ol girl ^^^ there lol she be EVERYWHERE LOL
October 25, 2011 at 10:41am · 4

Londa Moe WhOAAAAA SO DATS WHT SHE CHANGED HIS NAME FROM NITELEN TO NIKEL BAHAHAHA ND WAS SO SURE NITE NITE WAS THA PAPPY DAMN DAMN
DAMN N MA MARtiN LAWRENCE
VOICE THAT BABY DONT LOOK LIKE U DA DA DAT BABY DONT LOOK LIKE U....
October 25, 2011 at 10:45am · 3

Nettey Rozzay Roshay Jazz I know wat Yu talking bout lol
October 25, 2011 at 10:46am · 2

Keenan Harris Lmao , & smh .
October 25, 2011 at 10:47am

Porsha PeeKay Holliday Ctfu don't do it jazz not on the pic lol lmfao ctfu lol lol lol lol
October 25, 2011 at 10:48am · 1

Londa Moe Nd UMMMM SOME PPL ^^ THERE OL GIRL SHIT AINT EVEN ALL THA WAY 100% CORRECT SO LOL MFS SHLD NOT SLICK DIS LOWKEY HMMM
October 25, 2011 at 10:49am · 2

Nettey Rozzay Roshay Y'all foolin
October 25, 2011 at 10:51am · 1

Barnone Make Movies Parker Damn see boden go shoot tht hoe
October 25, 2011 at 10:54am · 3

Keenan Harris Ctfu
October 25, 2011 at 10:54am · 1

Porsha PeeKay Holliday Wait I'm talking bout whole different subject lbdas :D
October 25, 2011 at 10:54am

Quita Oatis SADDDDDD!
October 25, 2011 at 10:54am · 3

Amani Big'stacks Banger No mater how good u treat her dat dicc will make her due evil
October 25, 2011 at 10:56am

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham That shit is creepy lbs
October 25, 2011 at 10:56am · 1

Porsha PeeKay Holliday Haha hell yeah smh
October 25, 2011 at 10:58am · 2

Nitelen Jackson Jas fareal lol
October 25, 2011 at 11:00am · 1

Majinieke 'moody' Thompson Damn , all that trouble she put me through Ctfu smh !
October 25, 2011 at 11:14am · 27

Keewii Dapaperdapaper Imboutdat Hacckked by shanika this shit a whole shock to me .... This shit aint real am so mad ... (chin inmynitlenevoice) ....!!!!! This shit just realy hurt my heart then for my sister to be in jail though smdh ... Nitelen can u plz be a man and a bigger person about the about the situation ... I cant believe my sister ... I had no clue ... I do wanna apoligize to nitlene ...... Smdht ...... Can somebody unblock me from kiesha page cause that stupid ass bitch fatemah deleted me off her page ..... Oan for all the bitches supose to be her friends commenting and liken shit ... Uuhhgggg ..... Yall dont nooo shit ....
October 25, 2011 at 11:19am · 9

John Whitfield Jr. Welp , tht means no chils support bro !! & anqunette swore yall had the same head ! Lmao
October 25, 2011 at 11:19am · 5

Londa Moe Lol yal IS A MESS
October 25, 2011 at 11:22am

Keewii Dapaperdapaper Imboutdat Hacccked free kiesha lord .... Ilm sister ...
October 25, 2011 at 11:22am

Londa Moe Shanika who jux wondering
October 25, 2011 at 11:24am · 1

Londa Moe ‎@ DIVA DONT GET MAD BUT UMMMM IS JA'MI WAN WAN OR ROB's HA
October 25, 2011 at 11:27am · 9

Oneofakind Morrow That was so messy&pointlesz^^^
October 25, 2011 at 11:35am · 5

Londa Moe And dis post is messy nd pointless fuck how mfs gone J DWN ON HER BUT DAI SHIT AINT 100% who mad onion mad aha
October 25, 2011 at 11:41am · 4

Brittney Graham He'll no ctfu see thats why you gotta be cause shit like this will have you going in on ppl but free Keisha lord joe
October 25, 2011 at 11:43am · 1

Londa Moe Nd IT WLD BE THA SAME OUTCOME IF MFS exspose there selves... Err bodi wana get dwn on kiesha lord nd she cant even defend her self ... So u ^ there can stfu
October 25, 2011 at 11:44am · 4

MissyKay White At The End Of The Day Kiesha Paid Her WAY An Was There When Them Others Hoes Warmt You Not The Dad NO Need To EXPOSE Her CAUSE from What I See She The Only One Taking Care Of her Baby
October 25, 2011 at 11:47am · 10

CatriceMszmotivation Cheers Ok Its Not His Mf Bby She Mad A Mistake But Mfs Hoes 2on Chief Mf Got Ha Fucked Up Tho I Kno Dat Much Cuz If She Was Out Half Of YOU BITCHES wldnt of said SHYT bcuz yal dnt wnt those hands dame near evrybdy nitelen fuck wit is hoes n fuck evrybdy she jst got caught up cuz it was a kid envovled bet if he took half of u hoes 2maury he wnt b da father n da lie detector shows yal fuckd n sucked 50niggas fuck mfs talking bout lbdas....
October 25, 2011 at 11:57am · 3

Tylisa Rodgers CTFU, @londa moe your funny ass fuck ! :)
October 25, 2011 at 12:04pm · 3

Oneofakind Morrow Girll who mad wtf only yu the main one still commenting on shit worried about the next bitch
October 25, 2011 at 12:10pm

Londa Moe Lmfao AM I HAHA REAL TRUE SHIT THO
October 25, 2011 at 12:11pm

Brittney Graham Keisha lord joe y'all mad is he'll he anit the dad ctfu smdh
October 25, 2011 at 12:14pm · 1

Londa Moe Girl U SOUND BOUT DUMB A'F JO HOW U SOUN ND HALF OF U FEMALES ON HERE WORRIED ABOUT NARKIESHA LORD PUSSY ND WHO HER BABYDADDY.... IM NEVER WORRIED HUNNY NOR IS THE NEXT BITCH A FACTOR TO ME I KNO WHO BOTH MY KIDS DAD IS MFS SHLDNT TRY N SLICK DIS ( NOW A REAL BITCH TALKIN SHUT THE FUCK UP... ALL U HOES FAKE SPEAK THE TRUTH NUFF SAID
October 25, 2011 at 12:17pm · 5

Shanika Bonner THANKS MISSY @ LONDA MY POINT EXACT..
October 25, 2011 at 12:21pm · 1

Oneofakind Morrow Watttttt^^^ long ass messages for wat lbs bum umm to tell yu truth I dont give a fuck my shit 99.99 wit all three no questions about it so thats a nuff said im done talking to you shawty
October 25, 2011 at 12:24pm

LaKeisha Cole Yu don got all type of shit started ctfu..smh
October 25, 2011 at 12:26pm · 6

Londa Moe I GAVE YO POPPED RATCHET ASS ENOUGH STRING NOW BITCH HANG UR SELF... THE SHRINE CIRCUS OVER QUIT BEING THE CLOWN OF NITELEN POST...
October 25, 2011 at 12:26pm

Londa Moe At SHANIKA IKR
October 25, 2011 at 12:27pm

Robin LivingNlovinglife Williams Dammmmmn , but anywho free kiesha dumb ass!
October 25, 2011 at 12:29pm · 1

Nitelen Jackson I just bailed out for five hundred I need all that back faceass
October 25, 2011 at 12:30pm · 1

Oneofakind Morrow Bitch popped ratchet lmfao yu thee only fucking dum founded ass clown on here yu ugly ass hoe fuck is yu talkin about
October 25, 2011 at 12:31pm

Robin LivingNlovinglife Williams Oan sorry nitelen :)
October 25, 2011 at 12:31pm · 1

LaKeisha Cole King nite call better phone like now please n thank Yu
October 25, 2011 at 12:32pm

Lateina Smith LOL ...
October 25, 2011 at 12:32pm

CatriceMszmotivation Cheers Man Tell Me Bout It N Most Of These Ppl Commenting SAY they her friend NOT I CNT WAITE TIL SHE HML 2DAY!!!!!
October 25, 2011 at 12:35pm

Nitelen Jackson I dont kno nette number hml
October 25, 2011 at 12:36pm

LaKeisha Cole ‎612 6364671
October 25, 2011 at 12:38pm

Ceara Hinton-Strickland Sorry for calling you a dead beat ex best friend
October 25, 2011 at 12:38pm

CatriceMszmotivation Cheers Man IF Mf Knew It Was A Possibility Why N Da Fuck Mf Stay Around 4soooooooo Loooooong??????????? Aw Yea Cuz She Dat Bytch I 4got Lbdas N When She Get Home After All Dis Dey Gon Still TALK!!!!! so stop it its a waste of typeing
October 25, 2011 at 12:44pm · 3

Londa Moe Ctfu AT THIS SIDE FAN WEARING POPPED ASS TRANSVESDIKE LMFAO UR A BUM BITCH GIRL LET ME STOP... LOL MEMBER BCK N THE DAY WHEN ME ND MY LIL CUZN HENRETTA HAD TO PUSH U IN THE FIGHT WHEN YHU FOUGHT OL GIRL AT THE GRADUATION PARTY HAHAHA YEA U MEMBER GIRL SO JUST STOP FACEBOOK IF U LOVE DIS HOE U BETTA TELL HER ASS TA SIT DWN SHE AINT EVEN A FUCKIN THREAT AH LAY DES FUCKIN HANDS DWN...OK OM DONE LOL
October 25, 2011 at 12:45pm

Nitelen Jackson Y'all use to be soo angry at me for not claimin it and y'all thought soo low of the best person on this earth but I don't just say shit
October 25, 2011 at 12:45pm · 5

Nitelen Jackson Londa moe u mad as hell she nasty as fuck
October 25, 2011 at 12:46pm

LaKeisha Cole Duhh he love them stupid smh
October 25, 2011 at 12:47pm

Matika Rip Matt Johnson DAMMNNNN ND JOHN YESS U AINT LYIN LOL DAMN ITS ALL BAD
October 25, 2011 at 12:52pm · 1

Shannon Elaine remind me nevaaa to comment on shyt else of urz yo shit doin numba'z nd im tired of these notifacations
October 25, 2011 at 12:55pm · 1

Oneofakind Morrow Girl who are yu I'm teresa no bitch never ever told me twice to run up on a bitch fuck it yu talking about yu fucking lame and this 2011 jump bck to it clown and bum never heard of it but umm yu pointless ass hell lil ass girllll
October 25, 2011 at 1:02pm

Rocqui Love that lil baby dont look shiit like cartoon
October 25, 2011 at 1:03pm · 4

Londa Moe Lmfao RIGHT ONION U DIDNT RUN UP U GOT PUSHED IN RITE IT IS 2011 nd bck then i had hands nd was bomb af ur just now catchen up
October 25, 2011 at 1:10pm · 1

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham ‎@londa moe , what yu mean don't get mad . I put that out there myself but he is wan wans anything eles , & bitch never was I thirsty for who her baby dad is I can careless I clearly commedntes talking about a thirsty bitch ! So if yu was trying " EXPOSE " some shit yu late as fuck shorty I put myself out there ! But thank yu for being the first person to suck my dick this morning :)
October 25, 2011 at 1:11pm · 14

Oneofakind Morrow Yu clearly not cuter then me hands down ctfu yu so funny
October 25, 2011 at 1:12pm · 1

Oneofakind Morrow And bitch I had hands all my life an still do wtf is talking about
October 25, 2011 at 1:14pm · 1

Chaise TopNotch Strickland On my soul that bby look like u a lil but keisha its time for u to remember some things. Think hard of who u had sex wit while u was fuckin nitelen
October 25, 2011 at 1:15pm · 5

MissyKay White people really mad like he got the dad of the year reward this nigha didnt care an still dont she do everything for her lil nigha
October 25, 2011 at 1:15pm · 13

Londa Moe Jaz GETCHO GONNEREAH CHLAMYDIA HAVIN ASS OURA HERE BITCH DONT GET TOUGH OVER FB HOE BITCH I WAS THE 1st bitch TO HAVE ENOUGH CUM TO ASK YO DAWG ASS....BITCH GETCHO NAST ASS OUTA HERE BITCH UR FUCKIN THE WHOLE DT ND THE BAN NOT THE SO CALL TWINS HOE U THINK U GOT COO POINT CUZ U EXPOSE UR SELF LIKE ICKKKKKKYYY BITCH DATS TRIFFLIN
October 25, 2011 at 1:19pm · 2

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham ‎@londa awe yu thought I was talking about yu when I said thirsty ctfu nah I was talking about the shorty liking all yo comments ! But shit yu must of felt like yu was thirsty on here to ! I mean yu is commenting more than Nitelen himself !
October 25, 2011 at 1:19pm

Nitelen Jackson I fell sorry for that baby know
October 25, 2011 at 1:19pm · 7

Londa Moe Who SAID UR THIRSTY BD FOR WHO BD
October 25, 2011 at 1:21pm

Ciarra Whocanstopher Lmao @ Nite!!..Just Remember Everything Happens For Reason Nite!!
October 25, 2011 at 1:23pm

B Mudafuccn Nutty ‎@Teresa back then u wasn't cut throat hoe so stop fb flaughing u fuckin root.... Bitch u just talkin tuff behind them keyboard bitch.... Like ma cuzzin said nd bitch I was there hoe no your surroundings clown!!! u got pushed in da fight like it was double dutch Lmfao....... Hahahaha!!!! Hoes still sucking these niggas dick that's in da click lol.....
October 25, 2011 at 1:23pm · 1

MissyKay White nite you should of went about it different cause at the end of the day she aint no random bitch an all make mistakes
October 25, 2011 at 1:26pm · 6

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham Somebody please reintrouduce this trick cause shorty ass need to stop lurking on fb thinking she know everybody life story ! I almost explained myself to yo dogg looking ass but it would be pointless never fucked nobody from the ban though ctfu & only lil rob ! So call up yur informer and tell her give yu the right information cause yu a little off sweetie ! & the twins ctfu I made them twins yu have a lot to learn how about this grab a number & sit in line with the rest of the bitches thinking they know me , better yet imma record my life & send yu a tape personally cause yu THOUGHT yu just knew me lbvs ! And by the way NEVER was yu the first once again yu wrong ppl ask all the time smdh
October 25, 2011 at 1:26pm · 8

Londa Moe HAHAHA UR FUNNY JAZ BIRCH BE DIRECT THEN HOE DONT SNEAK DIS EXPOSE WHO U TLKN BOUT SWEETIE DONT SNEAK DIS LOW KEY Y U TLKN TO ME HA SO SCARY ASS JAZ WHY DONT U SAY WHO YHUR TLKN ABOUT LMFAO AT THIS SLOPPY PUSSY ASS BUZZER POST DEM STD RESULTS ND THAT DNA HOE WHY U TLKN AT THE MOUTG...
October 25, 2011 at 1:29pm · 1

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham Bitch post if yur a man or woman post that lbvs & yu can tell yu don't know me I don't have NO PROBLEM with exposing some shit ! But listen up yu should make a twitter or something cause yu following the shit out of these comments right now . With ya irritating ass
October 25, 2011 at 1:32pm · 1

B Mudafuccn Nutty ‎@its crazy how hoes so callin theyselfs a diva but fuckin da whole squad nd that's y u in da perdictament u in now hoe bitch your life neva movie bitches be killin me hahahahaha!!! Nd who lurks on fb u fuckin clown the circus is ova bitch yo turn post dat D.N.A test up there hoe Lmfao...... Hahahahahahah!!!! Nd bitch u should've took yo so call bby daddy to the clinc wit u... Lol.......
October 25, 2011 at 1:34pm · 1

Jonneishia Hawkins When it comes to 4week old Ja'mi....... Juwan yu are the father! Lbvvvvvvs "dana" everywhere proving points CLOWNS
October 25, 2011 at 1:35pm · 9

Ari Gilbert He ain't the dad life goes on females always gotta take shit && run a marathon wit it!
October 25, 2011 at 1:36pm · 7

Londa Moe Slut STFU PROUD HOE U ARE ALL IMMA SAY BITCH UR NOT A MOVIE STAR BITCH UR KNOWN FROM BEING A GROUPIE ASS HOE ND SPREADIN YO LEGS ND
BITCH U THINK ITS CUTE GIRL U THE TYPE OF BITCH ALL YO FRIENDS FUCK ON YO MAN LMFAO YALL SHARE DA TEAM SO CUTE
October 25, 2011 at 1:38pm · 1

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham OMGEEEEEE WHO THE FUCC IS THESE HOES ?! PLEASE A SHOW OF HANDS OF HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW TbyHEM DAMN IF YU GONE RUN MY LIFE SCRIPT , READ MY SHIT RIGHT PLEASE
October 25, 2011 at 1:39pm · 1

Oneofakind Morrow Jazz this hoes lame ctfu
October 25, 2011 at 1:39pm · 2

B Mudafuccn Nutty ‎@jonneishia your opion dnt count bitch who cares Lmfao...... Hahahaha!!! That's y the so call diva fucked all yall heads up got yall thinkin wuan da daddy hell the fuck nawl Ctfu!!!! Hahaha!!!
October 25, 2011 at 1:42pm

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham A groupie yeah yu don't know me . Dismiss this boy/girl PLEASE . @Onion girl who yu telling
October 25, 2011 at 1:43pm · 2

Oneofakind Morrow Im lmfao
October 25, 2011 at 1:44pm

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham Ughhhhhhhh don't these girls sound like the people that made them fake pages lbs ?
October 25, 2011 at 1:46pm · 5

Londa Moe Glad U BITCHS DONT KNO ME ND MA RIGHTHAND DATS WHY WE GIVING YAL ASS MIGRAINS TRYNA FIGURE US OUT... BITCH JUST WHEN U GET COUGHT SLIPPIN DONT LOOK SURPRISED ONION GETCHO BOLD HEADED DWN SYNDROM LOOKIN ASS OUTA HERE I GOT FACTS... OK OM DONE SINCE UR ON MA PUSSY WHY DONT U BUZZERS SAY HI TO IT... JAZ I SO RAN THREW U MAD WANWAN BURNEN SINCE AUG BUT YO CAROTTED NASTY PUSSY ASS STILL FUCKIN ON HIM SAD BITCH TRIED EXPOSING HIM THINKING HIS HOES WAS GONE RUN IN MY JAZ VOICE BUT HE WEAR A CONDOM BITCH ON THATS ANY BETTER DIVAS DONT DO THIRSTY NASTY SHIT LIKE THAR
October 25, 2011 at 1:47pm

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham I LOVE MY MAN JUWAN END OF CONVERSATION .
October 25, 2011 at 1:49pm · 1

Londa Moe U will be fuckin off again
October 25, 2011 at 1:51pm

Oneofakind Morrow Me toooo
October 25, 2011 at 1:51pm

B Mudafuccn Nutty yall hoes sellin yall souls to these niggas hahahaha.... Lmfao!!! Tersa nd jazz Dnt none u of bitches stand alone yall the sideline wanna be hoes aye jazz did u explain to bothsides of da family how wuan wasn't the daddy hehehehe...... Make fake pages u sound dumb ass u look Lmfao!!! Aww yea jazz were yo your sister brittany at she gotta ass beating cumin nasty bitch I'm wait on her trifflin down syndrome lookin ass Hahahahah!!!! Lmfao.....
October 25, 2011 at 1:52pm

Londa Moe Getcho ME TOO HEAD ASS OK IM DONE
October 25, 2011 at 1:54pm

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham Once again NEVER EVER been a sideline . & yeah they both know once again its NOT A SECRET !
October 25, 2011 at 1:55pm · 1

B Mudafuccn Nutty DUUHHH!!!! JAZZ U DA ONLY ONE WUAN WANNA PUT UP WIT YO NASTY ASS HEHEHEHE!!!! SHID.... NEXT YALL GON BE SHARING AIDS EWWWW!!!! LOL..... CTFU!!! WAS YO STOMACH HURTGING FRM DAT SHIT LMFAO...... LOL!!!
October 25, 2011 at 1:55pm · 2

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham Ughhhhhhhhhh
October 25, 2011 at 1:58pm · 1

Oneofakind Morrow I dont get it it
October 25, 2011 at 1:59pm

Jonneishia Hawkins Brittani why are yu trying to be heard its better to be seen nd not heard yu don't know me cause to know me is to owe me bby so leave me the fuck alone Yur holding a blunt in Yur default I would never waste my time on yu good muthafuckin day!
October 25, 2011 at 2:01pm · 6

B Mudafuccn Nutty ‎@tersa if u dnt get cho monkey see monkey do faceass outta here.... Lol!!! Bitch I would expect u hoes to be sum leaders but I see u can't let hoes lead that will neva wrk hahahaha!!! Lol..... Jazz u funny is hell u swear u bad so did that birth certificate get sign ctfu!!! Lol..... One word for u bitch is (((((((TTTTTTTRRRRRFFFFFFLLLLLIIINNNNN)))))))) LOL.....
October 25, 2011 at 2:04pm

Brittney Graham Brittani who the fuck is you????get off Facebook and get some money $$$$fuck you mean
October 25, 2011 at 2:06pm · 11

Ceara Hinton-Strickland ‎Juwan Martin is Ja'Mi 's father , lbs Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham I think one of these hoes fuckin your man the way they riding dick
October 25, 2011 at 2:10pm · 6

B Mudafuccn Nutty ‎@jonneishia nd your point is???? Bitch u dnt even count at this point u one less bitch I would have to worried about nd bitch see I'm not like u hoes I dnt owe bitch shit u fuckin root.... Ctfu!!! Nd hands dwn bitch I will walk all ova yo lil ass bitch Shoutout to the loud to keeps these hoes off ma mind Lmfao...... Hahaha!!! Yo voice has just been revoke bitch stop!!!! Like fa real ma dude lol....
October 25, 2011 at 2:11pm

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham Loud keeping yu occupied but I don't hear yo shit cause yu steady commenting so . . .
October 25, 2011 at 2:18pm

Jonneishia Hawkins So yu know me??? Cause I dnt know yu the owner of this page dnt even know yu so iont even blame myself!
October 25, 2011 at 2:22pm · 1

B Mudafuccn Nutty Brittany you been hiding all this time on fb smf wrap!!! Ctfu bitch u gets money hoes fuck u talm bout u sound bout dumb ass u look Lmfao..... Ol round duck lip ass you look special ed bitch.... Lol!!! Y u spending yo bby check at gotti nd was still lookin popped bitch hell naw!!!! Nd brittany u kno wat it is hands dwn I called u out to fight me but u wanna spit on me u scary bitch lol..... Hahahaha!!!! Bitch go contain to your bby nd stay outta grown folk bizness lil boi Lmfao...... Brittany see me in these hands its pointless to agruen wit special needs Hahahaa!!!!! Lol
October 25, 2011 at 2:25pm

B Mudafuccn Nutty Typo I gets money
October 25, 2011 at 2:25pm

Travon Suchafckinglady Wilson Dang......................YOU ARE....................NOT THE FATHER
October 25, 2011 at 2:31pm · 1

Brittney Graham Ctfu you funny is he'll baby check tho wow I don't that but ok what you for??you gotta be mad at somebody on here cause you all in your feelings for nothing bitch, I get money in my king nite voice) hahahaha you mad
October 25, 2011 at 2:38pm

Oneofakind Morrow Brittani but I look better then yu tho lmfao yu words don't make no fucking sensed ctfu
October 25, 2011 at 2:38pm

Brittney Graham Duh you never call me out smh were you at tho cause I wanna fight you now!!! ""
October 25, 2011 at 2:39pm

Brittney Graham This u.g.l.y ass bitch you mad about what? i don't know why? fuck come see me
October 25, 2011 at 2:41pm

B Mudafuccn Nutty Bitch is u stupid!!! Bitch!!!! bitch!!!! is u stupid!!! Neva in ma feelings for wat???? Hahahahah..... Ctfu!!! Let me find out u mad I'm beating your ass 2 times lol..... But ok I'm done ill see u soon on these streets say no more lol..... ;) then I'ma bring your new years in nd beat dat azz again hahahaha....
October 25, 2011 at 2:44pm

Brittney Graham Somebody give this bitch some water cause thirty in my nigga voice
October 25, 2011 at 2:45pm

Oneofakind Morrow Who yu talking to^^
October 25, 2011 at 2:47pm

Londa Moe Not U ^
October 25, 2011 at 2:48pm

B Mudafuccn Nutty Tersa stop eatin ass bitch lol...... U just now gettin yo beauty game up oion Ctfu!!!! Brittany stop stuntin bitch u kno wat it is hoe lol..... Nd them lips nd face brittany that's a no no u kno betta then dat Lmfao....
October 25, 2011 at 2:49pm

B Mudafuccn Nutty ‎@tersa u got pushed in da fight nd brittany got dat azz spanked on youtube Lmao......
October 25, 2011 at 2:51pm

Oneofakind Morrow How fucking lame are yu lbs bitch I been bomb af sense I came out the womb yu fucking bum bitch yu soooooooo fucking unkown to me I swear I don't kno yu fucking groupies why I'm even having words yu lames so I'm out
October 25, 2011 at 2:54pm · 4

Steve Loc watdddd in my quis moe voice let me find out ......when it come two 3 year old loose nacc richardson u are not the father all my kids got strong nacc lmao
October 25, 2011 at 2:55pm · 14

LaKeisha Cole Ctfu Steve 3 funny
October 25, 2011 at 3:05pm · 1

Keyona Mone't Omg wow that ain't my nephew !!! I used to think that wasnt yours but then he started looking like you smdh....sad ! Damn brother you #TeamNoKids now ! But that lady right ^^^ ain't like you was father of the year anyway lol
October 25, 2011 at 3:28pm · 4

Chauna Coolass Black ctfu
October 25, 2011 at 3:35pm · 1

Nitelen Jackson Sister u knew I wasn't finna be a good dad from day one cuz I had a feelin
October 25, 2011 at 3:40pm

Keyona Mone't Mmmmm is that what it was ?? Ion know but omg I know you was sad when you got the results lbs....people get attatched and this shit cray
October 25, 2011 at 4:04pm · 1

Nitelen Jackson To be honest I wasnt attatched
October 25, 2011 at 4:07pm · 1

Keyona Mone't Shut the hell up !
October 25, 2011 at 4:11pm · 1

Chauna Coolass Black Ctfu again real nigga shit but hey Keyona hml sumtimes
October 25, 2011 at 4:14pm · 3

Keyona Mone't Cousin did you ever even text me that day ?? But I am gonna hyl....I need to come see ur new crib and see the baby and smoke and ima bring the blue bottle over lbs
October 25, 2011 at 4:17pm

LaKeisha Cole Dang king nite when Yu gon call??? Smdh
October 25, 2011 at 4:21pm

Shanika Bonner U wooowww nitelen not to say u ain't have feelings lbs and for bitches dick riding not (family) .. need to get a fucking life ...!!!!!!!.
..
October 25, 2011 at 6:09pm · 3

Rakiya Price IM MAD AS HELL MY PHONE WAS FUCKIN UP EARLIER "LONDA MOE" OUTTA POCKET STRAIGHT UP !!! I DONT THINK IT MATTER WHO THE FUCK ANYBODY BABY DAD IS THE MOM IS WHT COUNT AND JA'MI GOT HIS FUCK! MUHFUCKAS DOIN ALL THIS TAKIN UP FA KEISHA ASS WHO D...See More
October 25, 2011 at 6:23pm · 3

Shanika Bonner Rakiya u bogus .. ass hell cause mufuckas go threw SHIT IN LIFE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS THE DAD EVEN THOUGH HE WANT ON SHIT ..SO LIKE HER MOM SAID THEY HAPPY ASS FUCK LBS ... AND LIKE I SAID THIS SHIT LOOK FALSE ASS HELL WHERE THE NAMES LBS ..
October 25, 2011 at 6:37pm · 3

Rakiya Price NAW IM NOT BOGUS SHIT! AND ITS ONLY NOT FUNNY CAUSE ITS YO FRIEND IF IT WAS ANYBODY ELSE U AH BE LAUGHIN!! ITS A PART OF LIFE SO WHY NOT LAUGH?? HAHAHAHAHA MUHFUCKAS GET ON HERE TOM BOUT JAZZ WHEN HERE ND KEISHA SOOOOO DIFFERENT
October 25, 2011 at 6:39pm · 2

Brittney Graham Nitelen do you know her????? wtf
October 25, 2011 at 6:43pm

Shanika Bonner THEY SOOO ARE THATS WHY MUFUCKAS NEES NOT TO LAUGH HEN THEY DONT WONT NOBODY LAUGHIN AT THEM .. AND NOO I WONT BE LAUGIN UNLESS I DONT LIKE THE BITCH LBS .. IDOGOAHEART.. AND THATS MY SISTER NOT MY FRIEND AND I BEEN AROUND SINCE FOREVER .. THE SHIT EMBARRASSING .. PLUS SHE AINT HERE YO DEFEND HER SELF .. JAZZ .. IS .. BUT SHE A VE HOME AND SHIT GONE STILL BE THE SAME SO WHATS THE POINT
. HE NO THAT AND SHE DO TOO .. :)
October 25, 2011 at 6:45pm · 2

Rakiya Price GIRL IDGAF BOUT SHIT U TOM BOUT ITS FUNNY TO ME PERIOD ! ND I THINK THEY ARE 2 TOTALLY DIFFERENT PEOPLE YO SISTER FRIEND WHO EVER THE SHIT STILL FUNNY
October 25, 2011 at 6:47pm · 1

Shantellovenlife Tolliver Everybody on thhis,pic talkin negative,abouth her thhen been the same shhit or worser thats wrong to try to down her aleast she got her son and taken care of them this dont make no sence gtfu yall all got kids make sure yall got yall shit right before talkin about her thats like me getting on here dawgin her know I beem threw this before we all to grown he need to remove this now
October 25, 2011 at 7:13pm · 4

Brittney Graham Hahahaha nitelen the funniest Nigga in tha lows y'all really on here on some serious shit duh he put this up muthfukkas gone laugh the shits funny hahahaha but muffakas acting like can't nobody comment or laugh this shit funny so imma lol and ctfu my ass off who mad? Hehe oan it's life and it definitely goes on!!!
October 25, 2011 at 7:17pm · 1

Shantellovenlife Tolliver Girl righht who mad not me I am just sayin the shhit dead wtf
October 25, 2011 at 7:19pm · 1

Brittney Graham Get out y'all feelings Keisha been getting for herself and her son... Nitelen been not claiming him soo why everybody soo serious shocked saying OMG I'm sooo mad.. duh he was never attached Keisha been doing wht she had to do and they been knowing but she was all in his ass they knew wht wassup so y'all need to calm down
October 25, 2011 at 7:22pm · 3

Brittney Graham I never said you was mad i said whoever was mad duh read before you talk shit smh
October 25, 2011 at 7:25pm · 2

Najee Rip Pudda Loc I don't kno wat to say about this self..
October 25, 2011 at 7:28pm · 3

Brittney Graham How??
October 25, 2011 at 7:36pm

Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham ‎@Shanika I ain't laugh@ her shit do don't compare me to her cause my shit ain't nothing like hers !
October 25, 2011 at 9:20pm

Londa Moe At rakyia idgaf wat WAS BOGGISH U FIND IT FUNNY NITE AINT THE DAD ND I FIND IT FUNNY WHO JAS BD ITS OLD UR LATE SWEETIE...
October 25, 2011 at 10:06pm · 1

Londa Moe nd RITE IF JAS WASNT YO FRS U WLD BE ??? Tooo SAME SHIT MFS J DWN ON KIESHA LIKE DAI'S HIT DONT STANK MAY DNICE RIP BUT WASNT YO SON SUPPOSE TO BE HIS RITE.... IM DONE
October 25, 2011 at 10:08pm

Londa Moe Just like U FIND IT FUNNY NITE AINT THE DAD ITS FUNNY TO ME TOO SHORTY ND IDGAF WAT OUTA LINE TO YHU...NUFF SAID I WROTE JAZ I TOLD HER WUSSUP DIS SHIT DEAD BABE
October 25, 2011 at 10:14pm

Londa Moe Bitch just stfu ur not funny i said 4pm to 8 am 16 hrs sorry my iphone be messin up hoe
October 25, 2011 at 10:42pm

Exoticaj Taylor Ok for all u hoodrat ass bitches yeah i went so hard on kiesha page on who eva said shit, U DUMB ASS NEED TO PAY ATTENTION CAUSE THE HOE LIED AND SAID NITELEN WAS THE ONLY PERSON SHE FUKKD SHE DIDNT SAY ITS A POSSIBILITY. CHECK YO OWN SHIT CUZ YALL ALL LAME AND AINT SHIT FAKE I GOT THE TEST AND WAITIN FOR A BITCH TO COME GET DAT ASS BEAT
October 26, 2011 at 1:11pm · 1

Exoticaj Taylor Oh and we very fucking HAPPY CUZ THE BITCH AINT SHIT BUT A STALKER AND ALWAYS BEGGING AND UGH PLZ MAKE SURE DA NASTY HOE CHANGE DAT NAME THANK U
October 26, 2011 at 1:15pm · 2

Exoticaj Taylor we talkin cuz da bitch need to change his name and i bet money dat my brother dnt fuk wit her
October 26, 2011 at 1:23pm

Rakiya Price I CLEARLY SAID I WAS LATE ND IM MAD AS HELL U WROTE THT MANY COMMENTD WTF I LAUGGH AT JAZZ AT TO PERIOD, ND IF U KNEW BETTER U AH SOUND BETTER DERRICK MY SON DAD ?? U BOUT LATE AS HELL THE DIFFERENCE FROM ME IS BOTH OF MY POSSIBILITIES KNEW...See More
October 26, 2011 at 3:32pm

Exoticaj Taylor Who u talkin to? cuz i kno u aint and i dnt kno u girl lol.
October 26, 2011 at 3:38pm

Rakiya Price Im talkin ta who was talkin ta me
October 26, 2011 at 3:40pm

Nitelen Jackson Shawna I just sat did uo there and told u she talkin bout londa moe
October 26, 2011 at 3:42pm

Londa Moe Omg THIS WHOLE THING DEAD WHO CARES EVERYBODY GOT iHIDDEN SECRETES N DAI ON
PERSONAL LIFE EVERY THING UR
SAYING RAKIYA IS A NONE
MUTHAFUCKIN FActor IM FINNA DELETE THIS WHOLE PAGE TO SHOW MFS DIS SHIT DEAD TO ME IDGAF
October 26, 2011 at 5:28pm

Shanika Bonner GET A FUCKING LIFE AND WORRIE !!! ABOut YOURSLFS AND YOUR CHILDEN CAUSE NYKEL IS WELL TOOKEN CARE OF LBDA ... BUT SHANA I FEEL U A LITLE BITE. BUT SHE A BE HME SOON O FACE THE FIRE
October 28, 2011 at 12:42am · 3

Aquil Heard YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER !! LMAO
March 6 at 12:26pm



24 comments:

Anonymous said...

That hurt my head

Anonymous said...

I am beginning to think of JNS as a self-styled amateur anthropologist, who to his utter delight, has stumbled upon evidence of a lost tribe here in NOMI, and takes great pride in sharing his discovery with us.

Johnny Northside! said...

A lost tribe speaking a language APPROXIMATING English, and perhaps DERIVED from English, but clearly it's a separate language.

The sexual mores are also FASCINATING. Note how the one speaker claims to have more status than the other because she knows the identity of her baby daddies.

Anonymous said...

It took me hours to recover enough brain function to post my thoughts.

First let me say that I am shocked about so much hoohah about whatever it was about. I still don't understand half of it. Seemed like some were happy, some were laughing and some were mad. Depending on who they were related to or thugging with?

Anonymous said...

OMG! The only thing that i could decipher was the name Tolliver .... Same name from someone in the house where than little boy was shot yesterday.

NoMi Passenger said...

Anon 2:229am, I noticed the exact same thing, the Tolliver name on the comment thread and the Tolliver name in some of the news articles about the 5 year old thug-shot victim. (I'm going with that term, the gun didn't kill him, the thug did)

ceara hinton said...

Why wasn't my comment posted asshole

Johnny Northside! said...

To Ceara Hinton,

Not sure. Guessing it had something to do with your attitude. I don't always do the approving of comments, sometimes NoMi Passenger does. She's a lot more strict about what you can get away with, and that's fine by me.

Sometimes I just approve a trash talking, ignorantly spelled, no-punctuation-or-paragraph break having crack baby comment so I can have some fun replying back. But if comments like that are disapproved and deleted by NoMi Passenger, I can't really say I give a damn.

Anonymous said...

JOHNNY NORTHSIDE JAIL ROSTER ALERT!

Commenter using a name which may or may not be their real name who posted complaining about a missing comment and calling Johnny Northside an "asshole" has the same name as a person who made an prior appearance on It's Hennepin County Jail Roster-O-Rama Time! (Early March To Early April, 2011). Allegedly.

Not that Johnny or anyone else would (allegedly) care.

Maybe the comment was written something like several posted in the incredible 190 post response to the negative paternity test by a poster using a similar (allegedly) and possibly related (also allegedly) name to the previously mentioned Hennepin County Jail Roster roster name. Allegedly. Maybe not.

Don't zap me NoMI Passenger! Profanity used for purposes of analysis only.

"Ceara Hinton-Strickland ‎Juwan Martin is Ja'Mi 's father , lbs Jasmine Rip'Derrick Graham I think one of these hoes fuckin your man the way they riding dick
October 25, 2011 at 2:10pm · 6"

Anonymous said...

You must be one bored low life man that you have nothing better to then make stories about people you dont even know. Get a girlfriend. You have pictures of the wrong people up. Your a sad old man get a job and a hobby.

Johnny Northside! said...

Which picture are you referring to WHERE? There isn't even a picture of a person in this post.

You know, I truly give a damn and if you will give me specific, factual information about something you think is incorrect, I will look into it and make whatever corrections are appropriate.

Johnny Northside! said...

Here's the only thing Ceara Hinton has been convicted of. Relatively minor, but she paid for it dearly.
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Register of Actions
Case No. 27-CR-12-6122
State of Minnesota vs CEARA NIKA HINTON §
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Case Type: Crim/Traf Mandatory
Date Filed: 02/14/2012
Location: Hennepin Criminal/Traffic/Petty Ridgedale
Judicial Officer: Abrams, Ronald L.
Party Information
Lead Attorneys
Defendant HINTON, CEARA NIKA Female
DOB: 09/28/1992 Pro Se
MPLS, MN 55411

Jurisdiction State of Minnesota STEVEN M TALLEN
612-349-3900(W)
Charge Information
Charges: HINTON, CEARA NIKA Statute Level Date
1. Drivers' Licenses - Use False Name/DOB To Identify Self to Police 171.22.1(8) Gross Misdemeanor 04/09/2011
2. Traffic-Drivers License-Driving After Suspension 171.24.1 Misdemeanor 04/09/2011
Events & Orders of the Court
DISPOSITIONS
03/30/2012
Plea (Judicial Officer: Abrams, Ronald L.)
1. Drivers' Licenses - Use False Name/DOB To Identify Self to Police
Guilty
03/30/2012
Disposition (Judicial Officer: Abrams, Ronald L.)
1. Drivers' Licenses - Use False Name/DOB To Identify Self to Police
Convicted
2. Traffic-Drivers License-Driving After Suspension
Dismissed
03/30/2012
Sentenced (Judicial Officer: Abrams, Ronald L.)
1. Drivers' Licenses - Use False Name/DOB To Identify Self to Police
04/09/2011 (GMD) 171.22.1(8) (1712218)
Local Confinement:
Agency: Hennepin County Workhouse - Adult Corrections
Term: 180 Days
Time To Serve: 5 Days
Stay 0 Yr 0 Mo 175 Days For 2 Yr
Serve As:
Sentence To Serve
Status: Active 03/30/2012
Service - Adult:
Type: Sentence to service
5 Days For 90 Days
In Lieu of
Confinement ( 5 Days )
Start: 03/30/2012 Due: 06/28/2012
Status: Active 03/30/2012
Probation - Adult:
Type: Supervised probation
Agency: Hennepin County Community Corrections - Adult Field Services
Term of 2 Yr
03/30/2012 - 03/30/2014
Status: Active 03/30/2012
Condition - Adult:
1. No driver license violations, 03/30/2012, Active 03/30/2012
2. No driving without insurance, 03/30/2012, Active 03/30/2012
3. No false information, 03/30/2012, Active 03/30/2012

NoMi Passenger said...

I don't specifically remember deleting a comment by ciera hinton but I'm sure I probably did. Likely it was vulgar and pointless and just complained of "d**k riding"(gross) and Johnny Northside being "police" (he's not)and possibly some vague threats at violence like "don't let the thugs catch you in the hood or you'll be dead" (guess I'll have to take up the blogging slack in that case and lord k nows I don't have time for that so God Forbid) or some other pointless complaining about not liking the spotlight.

I consider the "recent comments" feature to be "prime real estate" so you want your words to see the light of day say something with a point, say it without vulgar language, and don't make direct or veiled threats at violence. Pretty reasonable, don'tcha think?

ceara hinton said...

I'm mad you really just pulled me record but clearly there are nothing but misdemeanors and how did I pay for it dearly ? You really need a new hobby . Go play catch with Alex or something

Johnny Northside! said...

You don't think your sentence was "paying dearly" for what you did?

Fair enough. You PAID for it.

Since my readers can barely understand what was said in that Facebook conversation about the paternity test, would you be willing to translate for us?

Anonymous said...

Ayyye white man johnny u betta be coo bout wat u postin on here...your address public record too..you don't want one of them 14 15 yr old boys knocking at ur door with them 30 poppers OMS

Johnny Northside! said...

Why don't you go back and review the last four years of postings and see if threats like that have any impact on my behavior?

Anonymous said...

ROFL, what the hell is a ratchet ass, or a carroty pussy?
These people got some nerve complaining about here about Johnny needing a hobby. Having kids and passing STDs isn't a hobby folks!

ceara Hinton said...

Are your reader's dyslexic? Everything it says is clear as day. Everyone but you understands it. Maybe you're the one with the problem I bet Alex can read it no problem, have him translate

Johnny Northside! said...

I don't want to expose his 15-year-old brain to this kind of thing.

ceara Hinton said...

I'm sure he's already been exposed. I'm 99.9 % sure that he has a Facebook of his own

Anonymous said...

Did you all hear the long moaning cry? That's W.E.B. Du Bois rolling in his grave after reading the idiotic language and behavior of these FB posts.

Johnny Northside! said...

To Ceara,

And I'm BETTER than 99.9 percent sure he doesn't have thuggy Facebook friends having conversations about venereal disease, paternity testing and which girl is the bigger skank on the basis of whether she knows the identity of her baby daddy.

Anonymous said...

OH WOW!!! This was the dumbest..ummmm what's the word?....shit ever. Their all nasty, ignorant, clueless, hopeless, helpless, irritating, and unaware of their stupidity. I volunteer to take my belt and single handily whoop they asses and then hug them because they need love and guidance. IT IS SO SAD THAT NOBODY IS SPEAKING PROPER ENGLISH OR TALKING WITH SENSE SMH!