Monday, March 28, 2011

How The Spanky Have Fallen! Peter Rickmyer Incarcerated At Lino Lakes!

Department of corrections mug shots, therefore in public domain, blog post by John Hoff

After Level Three sex offender Peter Rickmyer's probation was revoked for 90 days, (with credit for time served) North Minneapolis residents following the issue were wondering where ol' "Spanky Pete" would end up. Back at the Moose Lake facility for sex offenders? Some other facility?

Friends and neighbors, wonder no more! Rickmyer is at the Lino Lakes facility and has, well, not exactly a hot new look. Really more of a makeover fail. Looks like Pete was...

...growing a scraggly beard the whole time he was in jail. Ewwwww.

But back to Lino Lakes: this facility is the "primary treatment facility" for sex offenders in the Minnesota Department of Corrections. Click here for more info about Lino Lakes.

I, for one, am very excited (in a completely appropriate and legal way) to hear Peter is at a facility where he might get treatment. I certainly hope Peter will be sitting down and talking all about his dodgy pervert issues and recent history: the front page story on City Pages about his outrageous behavior, the incidents among residents in the neighborhood, some of which (but not all) have been reported to the authorities, and Peter's multiple failed attempts to complete legal service on Johnny Northside Dot Com despite being declared a "frivolous litigant" under Rule 9.

As for accusations from anonymous commenters who write as though they have legal training, (who could THAT be?) saying I am using "fighting words" against Rickmyer:

I think it's fair to say I only write about the man when there's something going on with him. When Peter behaves himself and/or no new "Peter issues" arise, I write stories about other stuff like, well, potholes. It is my perception that articles about Peter are widely read, especially by individuals who work at the county government building, and therefore there is a strong interest among members of my audience, which this blog exists to serve.

Oh, yes...more sensitive and delicate Peter issues for therapy: Let's not forget how his lawyer (Jill Clark) tried to help Peter, sort of, but he ended up going to prison, anyway. Peter must be feeling pretty rough about that. Pretty let down. Let's hope he has an opportunity to talk about those issues in therapy.

I think if Peter is NOT willing to talk about his issues, well, I really don't think he's ready to go back to society. My opinion. And I do have one, but when I have one I try to make sure I don't have my back turned to Peter.

During Peter's sudden incarceration, I know neighbors are keeping eagle eyes on his property, making sure not the slightest thing is going wrong at his house.

If ANYTHING happens, ANYTHING AT ALL, we will be sure to call 311 or, if appropriate, 911.


Anonymous said...

Thanks for the Spanky-licious news. Does anyone know how he spends his days? 12-Step Spankers Anonymous sessions?

Johnny Northside! said...

You're spankily welcome!

I would assume that if he's at a place where sex offenders get treatment, that he's getting some kind of treatment. What that "treatment" consists of, who knows?

Here's my pressing question: if he gets treatment but won't be cooperative, won't comply with the treatment, then what are the consequences?

Anonymous said...

Whatever will you do with all the extra time you will have now that you don't have Pete Rickmyer to push around on your blog? I think you have been the one stalking him, even though you tell everybody that he stalks you. Funny, I don't recall seeing any pictures of Rickmyer waving at the camera in front of your house as you did in front of his house.
I have to give you credit for how you have selected which people you will attack using your blog.
Everyone knows that you have a bigger following of people that dislike you and your methods of promoting yourself than people who like you.
You simply decided to go after people who are not liked by the general public. Sex offenders, slumlords, druggies are a few of them.
You have kept them front and center on your blog so, you could maximize your limited, local, B-list celebrity status.
Look at the list of the top 5 most despised in north minneapolis:
1) Drug dealers
2) Hookers
3) Slumlords
4) Sex offenders.... And,
5) John Hoff

Yep. Clever. You are seen to be above those people and you seem to relay a strong message to people that you are helping to fight these people off.
The problem that you are losing control over is that only you, Johnny Northside, has the ability to get common citizens to want to defend a sex offender over you.
I am serious. As soon as you finally wear down your remaining supporters and the public ranks you as the number one public problem, then you will wish you hadn't come to NoMi to begin with.
Bravo! Jackass

Anonymous said...

He's not in Lino Lakes for treatment. He's just there to do his time.

Johnny Northside! said...

To Anonymous at 5:28 PM.

What "common citizens" are you speaking of who oppose and dislike me? Would that be...

Don Allen? Who doesn't live in North Minneapolis and has been exposed as a public liar, over and over?

The crazy Mirror lady? Who doesn't live in North Minneapolis?

The TJ Waconia fraudsters and their one little supporter? Who not only doesn't live in North Minneapolis but doesn't--

Oh, hell, you get the idea.

There are no "common citizens" supporting a sex offender over me. There are a handful of crazies and the crazies aren't even from here. If you would comment in less-than-anonymous fashion, you would also prove my point. You aren't even from here. The people who are FROM here, the people who are DECENT CITIZENS are very glad for what this blog is doing and some of them have gone so far as to start their own blogs.

Johnny Northside! said...

To Anonymous at 11:44 PM.

Just there to do his time? Says who? What do you know?

boathead said...

Anonameass 5:28 runs his polls like Fox news does.He makes his own numbers up as he goes along. Lies and tries to convince people that John is disliked because he calls all derelicts on their respective mideeds. When is the wearing down of supporters occurring and where? I have lived here quite a long time and i call them as i see them. If John is a jackass then you are a jackoff.You might be a one on your personal list,you probably have bought the two on your list,you might be the three on your list and you are definitely either the fourth classification on your list or you have much in common and hold them in the highest esteem. Let's see, he committed the crimes that he is currently doing his timeout for in 2004. His actual sentence states that he is under their jurisdiction and proverbial thumb until 2016. I have an inkling that if Mental Pete misbehaves he will be calling Lino Lakes his home until then. Keep up the good work,John, and let's hope for the best. To jackoff 5:28, i would suggest you buy alot of snail mail stamps so you can keep in contact with your buddy Pete....maybe you could sneak him in a pedoFile and he could saw his way out. Good Day.

Johnny Northside! said...

New hearing info:

04/11/2011 Order to Show Cause Hearing (9:00 AM) (Judicial Officer Swenson, James T.)

Anonymous said...

Anon March 28, 2011 5:28 PM said: "You simply decided to go after people who are not liked by the general public. Sex offenders, slumlords, druggies are a few of them."

@ Anon March 28, 2011 5:28 PM:
Er, yes. We, the general public, don't like these people. We also don't like the little rag-tag collection of scam artists who put these people's interests above the well-being of Northside children, in order to promote their own agendas. We DO like John Hoff, because he is here in the trenches, and because he stands up for us against people such as yourself who feed, in various ways, off of the chaos and dysfunction that has been allowed to fester on the Northside. Until now.

Folwell Fox said...

Anony.5:28 PM

"Everyone knows that you have a bigger following of people that dislike you and your methods of promoting yourself than people who like you." (Anony.5:28 PM)

Two things here champ.

1. Brevity is the soul of wit. Just remember that the next time you have a tantrum. You really could have edited your post down to under a paragraph and said the same thing.

2. It seems that the only people who share your view besides thug-huggers are suburbanites. Meet your new neighbors! It won't be long, too much money and influence arriving in NoMi lately.

Anonymous said...

To Anon 5:28pm,

What are you talking about? JNS doesn't like liars, drug dealers, prostitutes, litterers, slumlords, vandals, crooks, and fraudsters. Ummmm. Sounds good to me. I would bet the mortgage you fall into one or more of the aforementioned catagories!

Anonymous said...

I am sure that Anon 5:28pm is someone who would sympathize with Michelle and Paul Koenig. Since Michelle helped Paul build his Dream Homes Empire (verified in a Strib article) and she is helping him cover up his Pamiko crimes, I hold her responsible as well as him.

People like Michelle and Paul Koenig (fraudsters) do not like John Hoff. I can hardly consider them "people of the neighborhood." More like "People who stole from the neighborhood."

Michelle Koenig can line up at the new Woodbury SuperTarget and buy goods with the money she stole from North Minneapolis (see Leave a comment on what a fraud her and her husband are.

Here is her quote:

Afton resident Michelle Koenig said she “just couldn’t wait for it to open.”

Tuesday was her first time visiting the store.

“I like it a lot,” she said. “I used to live in Minnetonka, and we shopped there all the time, and I moved here and I really missed it.”

Anonymous said...

Seriously March 28, 2011 5:28 PM? You said:

"The problem that you are losing control over is that only you, Johnny Northside, has the ability to get common citizens to want to defend a sex offender over you."

Who are these common citizens you speak of? The only person to recently display support public is Jill Clark who doesn't count because she isn't a common citizen since she's, well, "Songs for a Recovering Planet" comes to mind.

Johnny Northside! said...

Troll comment rejected. You don't let us comment on your disgusting troll blogs, so why should you be allowed to comment here?

Johnny Northside! said...

Comment rejected that threatens to harass my 13-year-old son by email.

Johnny Northside! said...

Second comment rejected threatening the same thing.