blog post by John Hoff
Crocodile Dundee accent:
You call that a weapon? That's not a weapon.
Now THIS is a weapon.
I am in possession of a criminal complaint against Carl Dwayne Fleming (click here) because of a typographical error.
It was my error, I can't blame anybody else. Fleming's address is 3620 Penn Ave. SOUTH. I didn't notice he lived in South Minneapolis, not North Minneapolis, when I obtained the complaint. The address doesn't actually EXIST but that's besides the point. (Hey, wait, now there's a typographical error I can blame on SOMEBODY ELSE)
Anyway, I'm notoriously frugal and I don't want to let interesting info go to waste. So here is a link to the criminal complaint.
A silly question, after reading the complaint....
How much is 578.67 grams of marijuana? I know it's a lot but, I mean, could you CARRY that much? Would it cover a table? How many stockings could you stuff?
I am afraid I don't care much for the metric system. How many OUNCES are we talking about? How many pounds? I could do the math but it's Christmas Day and I'm just too relaxed at the moment.
Fleming is accused of being in possession of a gun (well, not just one) despite being a violent felon. Only one of the guns was cool, however (a .45) and the other one was lame.
A .22 revolver. Lame.