Thursday, December 13, 2012

Turd Burglar Paper Trail Falls Into The Hands Of JNS BLOG, Oh Geez, There's Something Oh So WRONG About That Sentence...

Photo by John Hoff, aftermath of Thanksgiving Day Turd Burglary
Incident, blog post by John Hoff

More commentary and details later, for now all I have time to say is three criminal complaints filed against "16 and over" juvenile suspects in a now-infamous Thanksgiving Day burglary incident have made their way to my hands.  I am immediately sharing them with readers, see links below.

The documents are all substantially the same except for the suspect's names and addresses, plus names and addresses of parents at the top of the forms.

I thought it was Christmas the other day when Jill Clark filed a 99 page document full of undiluted, chock-full-of-nuts crazy, but it turns out this is the real Christmas present. Thank you, Santa, for the name of one more accused turd burglar, Allen Michael King, DOB 10/4/95, 2320 Dupont Ave. N.

Complaint, Allen Michael King

Complaint, Marquese Perkins, which may also be spelled Marcquese Perkins, I have seen it both ways.

Complaint, Navarr Ross

More later as I dig into these addresses and names. 

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

None of them so far have fathers...that's the first problem!

The Hawthorne Hawkman said...

I think they do have fathers. If they were immaculately conceived they'd be better behaved.

Johnny Northside! said...

Fair enough, Hawkman, but I'm sure the commenter means fathers that are in the home. Fathers that are married to their mothers. Fathers whose whereabouts can be determined. Fathers whose address is not listed as UNKNOWN.

Anonymous said...

Yes. It wasn't a literal comment Jeff.

Anonymous said...

MY EXACT THOUGHTS, AS WELL! SAD.
Montana

Anonymous said...

You make it sound like you have some super secret documents. They are 17yo so that makes their petitions public information. Any douchebag, like you, can get a copy.

Johnny Northside! said...

I think it was implied fairly clearly, for smart readers, when I said I had the complaints for the "16 and over" turd burglars that these documents are public and the ones for the 16 and under are not.

Sven said...

The links to the pdf files don't work...censored by MPD??

Naysayer said...

Yes, but the important question is whether the kid would be better-off with the father in the picture. I think that in most instances unknown, if not immaculate, conception is preferred.

Johnny Northside! said...

Graphic suggestion and commentary rejected. You are better than that, commenter.