Tuesday, August 18, 2009

EXCLUSIVE JNS VIDEO: The Hawthorne Hawkman Never Rests...




In this exclusive video, shot a few days ago, Hawthorne Housing Director Jeff Skrenes talks about 2510 4th St. N., a potential problem property in our neighborhood which has been discussed before on this blog, click here.

Then female onlookers start yelling for Jeff to take off his shirt and transform into the "Hawthorne Hawkman."

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7 comments:

JNS Reader said...

Too funny...

guynmpls said...

OMG LOL

Anonymous said...

Jeff
You cant expose your secret identity right before a tour through Gothem by a potental arch enemy. He might try to do you harm like trap you in the "House of Poop". Make sure you have your uitility belt. Or an open line to your youthful sidekick JNS.
T Jaramillo

Johnny Northside said...

I have it on good authority the Hawthorne Hawkman's sidekick is a squirrel. No, I'm not even kidding.

(Commenting from Wenona, Illinois)

Jordan Neighbor said...

Johnny,

I see the rumor mill travels fast and far, all the way to Illinois.

You heard partially right, partially wrong. You see the Hawthorne Hawkman has recently learned that Mr. Slummy has a sidekick, Slummy the Squirrel. It's possible that the Hawkman plans to turn evil to good and revert this evil sidekick back to the good fight, but that's a struggle yet to be determined.

The Mortgage Geek said...

There's good in Slummy the Squirrel! I can sense it! (Shameless Return of the Jedi reference)

Anonymous said...

So nothing of any real newsworthly imporance regarding this property other than you still nows NOTHING about what is going on with this structure.